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  1. Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    Drinking
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks About to vacuum every square inch of carpet in my apartment because the loudness is an effective method for waking up loafing vagrants who have overstayed their welcome.

    Actually I thought of a much better idea... Turn a high powered fan on at full blast and aim it directly at them.

    Automatic loud sound AND constant cold air == no choice but to wake up.
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  3. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Actually I thought of a much better idea… Turn a high powered fan on at full blast and aim it directly at them.

    Automatic loud sound AND constant cold air == no choice but to wake up.

    did you take any pics of these squatters? how did they get in?
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls did you take any pics of these squatters? how did they get in?

    I let them in. I'm too nice and a sucker for a sob story, especially if it involves a substance addiction problem, being riddled with those myself.

    Of course, they're never total strangers. They're always acquaintances or friends of friends I've met before, etc.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh, and there are no pics of any of the temporary squatters.
  6. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Any Hardee's in there buddy?
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung Any Hardee's in there buddy?

    Like the restaurant?

    I have never seen one myself. I think it's exclusively American maybe.
  8. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I'm at Edo waiting for my food.
  9. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Obbe I'm at Edo waiting for my food.

    Eating that Jap crap again? If you want your seizures to cease maybe quit eating so much mercury?๐Ÿ‘
  10. Krow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein About to roll one last one for the night…


    Third pic..that bitches eye rolled in the back of her head...illuminate confirmed
  11. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Oh, and there are no pics of any of the temporary squatters.

    Why not?
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ๐Ÿฟ Why not?

    Cuz they're predominantly dudes. I have no use for the preservation of such digital imagery.

    I guess technically my ex-"roommate", the escort, was a temporary squatter, and I saved a bunch of her backpage escort ad pics for nostalgic reasons.

    But I really don't like posting people's pictures online without their permission.

    Oh, that and they're on my currently broken external hard drive (thank you for reminding me of yet another thing lost that day).

    So even if I could, I wouldn't; and even if I wanted to, I couldn't.
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  13. DontTellEm Black Hole
    My stomach is hurting so bad rn. I tried eating some rice & it didn't help. I need to lie down & rest. I'm fucked.
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  14. Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    Thinking about eating some pussy
  15. watrree you dooing at the mooment?
  16. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Cuz they're predominantly dudes. I have no use for the preservation of such digital imagery.

    I guess technically my ex-"roommate", the escort, was a temporary squatter, and I saved a bunch of her backpage escort ad pics for nostalgic reasons.

    But I really don't like posting people's pictures online without their permission.

    Oh, that and they're on my currently broken external hard drive (thank you for reminding me of yet another thing lost that day).

    So even if I could, I wouldn't; and even if I wanted to, I couldn't.

    you posted pic(s) of your ex girlfriend before right, i donโ€™t mean da escort
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Grylls you posted pic(s) of your ex girlfriend before right, i donโ€™t mean da escort

    The black one?

    I posted a pic of us making out.

    That was over a decade ago tho (when it was taken).

    I dated her back in 2005.

    Been "single" ever since.

    By which I mean, fucked a whole heck of a lot, but no date nights or hand holding or any of the really enviable stuff.

    Women use me as a walking vibrator...

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  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Who Thinking about eating some pussy

    Add some Italian seasoning with some bolognese.

    Some garlic might also help bring out some of the natural vaginal juices.
  19. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    How do ya tstm?
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ๐Ÿฟ How do ya tstm?

    Anonymize your posts?

    Is that even still doable.

    "The Self Taught Man" is also the "The Ridiculously Prolific Poster."
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