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2019-03-27 at 8:38 AM UTC in It's kinda crazy its 2019.
Originally posted by mmQ StasticiLly unlikely? Sounds like something a human would say. Where I come from there are no such things as statistics. Up is down. Right is wrong. Numbers dont matter. Nothing does.
The overwhelming aesthetic projection of pure and unbridled beauty that emits from my most meritorious, magnificent, mesmerizing member...
Prudently proceed with patient appreciation of the near pandemic production of penile pleasure predicted by paleolithic professionals and propagated in perpetuity for true experience of perceived perfection and power, pure in its plot for permanent placement precisely perpendicular to postmodern picturesque products of God's imagination.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-27 at 7:22 AM UTC in Tattoos do you think people get them for themselves or for others?You know what else?
You know when some women (those with self-awareness deficiency disease) say things like "we don't dress provocatively and wear makeup for the sake of men."
I wonder how many chicks would be wearing makeup and stilettos if they were the only human on Earth.
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2019-03-27 at 7:01 AM UTC in Tattoos do you think people get them for themselves or for others?If every person on earth suddenly died and you were confirmed the only human being alive...
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2019-03-26 at 8 PM UTC in Hey Frala> when u bout to get ur fuck on wit some water fowl and realize it's straight up impossible to slip it in the wrong hole.
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2019-03-27 at 3:54 AM UTC in Do you realizeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-27 at 3:31 AM UTC in Do any drugs taste GOODCurrently submitting patent for flavored meth as we speak.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-26 at 10:23 PM UTC in eating abv doesn't do anything to meAlcohol By Volume?
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2019-03-26 at 11:33 PM UTC in What posters did you have on your walls as a teenager?
Originally posted by Octavian Yeah I forgot to apologise about that buddy, It was my fault wishing death on Vinny. On the contrary it's been an interesting debate.
I did try and change it to tentacle rape, but the force of nonce debating was too damn strong.
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2019-03-27 at 4:05 AM UTC in When your meth dealer tells you he won't front you this time...
Originally posted by mmQ What's the go to question when approaching strangers and asking them if they can find meth?
In my hood it's called "side". Just ask them if they know of anyone around that can find some "side."
Sometimes you'll luck out and they'll have a few points right there that they can sell you, but if you want quantity, they'll have to take you to the re up house or to another dealer. They'll size you up first. They'll ask if you're a cop. Then they'll usually take you there.
Sometimes they'll ask for the money up front and be like "I have to gotta go into this apartment for like 10 minutes. The dude doesn't want any strangers inside so just wait here."
At that point, it's a roll of the dice.
But that's how fucking Mario burned me on $200 weed deal when I was 16.
In the front door with my $200, and out the backdoor of the building. Me stuck waiting around like a chump.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-26 at 7:19 PM UTC in Help a Car Noob Out: Tips for Buying an Older, Very Used Vehicle (under $1,000 if possible)?
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2019-03-27 at 12:06 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-26 at 10:38 PM UTC in What posters did you have on your walls as a teenager?
Originally posted by jedi_darryl Oh man where do I even start?
-Jadakiss
-styles p
-Jayz rockafeller center
-Baby spice from the spice girls
-michael jordan
-kobe
-steve nash
-allen iverson
-busta rhymes
-me
-me
-me
-me
-me
-me
-me
-me
-me
-cat
-dog
-that other girl from spice girls(redhead)forgot her name
-pamela anderson
I switch posters based on my moods. The limit was 7. I shared a room with my 2 brothers. My big brother was a bully back then so he was like the headmaster of the room. So if he wanted to switch sides we be like yeah ok lets do this. :)
It was really exciting.
This thread got so badly derailed that I was legitimately confused by this post for like a minute.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-26 at 9:57 PM UTC in What posters did you have on your walls as a teenager?
Originally posted by Technologist I’m actually surprised you jumped on this wagon.
It's silly to start gatekeeping who is capable of sympathizing towards some scenarios and who can't.
Literally everyone has children in their lives (neices, nephews, much younger siblings), but EVEN STILL, that is not a prerequisite for empathy.
I've never had cancer, but I definitely sympathize with those who suffer from it.
I'm not gay, but I can definitely sympathize with someone being gay bashed (actually, I literally was gay bashed in HS by some kids that thought I was gay for some reason, BUT THAT IS STILL NOT A PREREQUISITE FOR SYMPATHY).
Etc, etc, etc.
It's just asinine to gatekeep sympathy.
I mean, if you saw someone bullying a dwarf for their height (assuming here that you don't happen to be a dwarf or have any in your immediate family), would you be completely incapable of sympathizing with them?
That's a scary thought.
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2019-03-26 at 8:51 PM UTC in What posters did you have on your walls as a teenager?
Originally posted by Technologist Again, don’t care to know.
You can love a pedo all you want Jig. You do not have children.
I make it a point to counter this particular argument EVERY SINGLE TIME with another scenario that literally no parent imagines...
If your own son (or daughter… female pedophiles, albeit rare, do exist) turned out to be a pedophile, even an actual offending one that acted on their impulses, would you be comfortable with your child being vilified and turned into a monster in the court of public opinion? Would you be comfortable with them being physically tormented and sexually violated on a regular basis while in prison?
Your duties to protect your children don't just go "poof" up in smoke as soon as they do something wrong.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-26 at 6:56 PM UTC in Help a Car Noob Out: Tips for Buying an Older, Very Used Vehicle (under $1,000 if possible)?
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You gotta find an old woman whose husband just died and has a 1972 truck with 11,000 miles on it that she wants rid of…then you can get it for $500 if you sit and have a cup of tea with her and say she reminds you of your grandmother.
It's finding a dumb old bitch like that though that's the tough part…not impossible though.
If I want to expedite things I could always just off the husband myself.
To err on the side of caution, though, since they might not all be dumb broads, I'll just kill all the elderly husbands in an entire senior citizen oriented townhouse complex.
ALSO... While we're kinda just brainstorming here...
I could drug the old lady's tea, then load all her valuables into the truck, and just drive off without paying.
Heck, I might as well bend her roofied post-menopausal ass over the kitchen counter. No condoms necessary.
I think today's gonna be a busy, but highly productive, day!
Wish me luck, fellas!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-26 at 6:49 PM UTC in Fucking with the advertising spammers that hit up our siteI've decided that I'm going to fight fire with fire. They spam us, I'm going to spam them with ridiculous testimonials like the following...
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2019-03-26 at 4:29 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?I think I've posted this video in this thread already, but I'm posting it again because it bangs hard as fuck.
If I ever had to do a drive-by, I'd bump this shit right here.
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2019-03-26 at 4:32 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?And now some eye/ear/soul bleach (still gotta get the bad taste from that G.G. Allin song out)...
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2019-03-26 at 4:37 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?And I can't not feel good while hearing this track:
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2019-03-26 at 5:22 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
