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Thanked Posts by gadzooks

  1. 2019-04-12 at 11:12 PM UTC in A Love Letter for Deaf Ears; Drenched in Salty Lonely Tears
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I love NiS.

    Y'all my homies..
    .I might such a hooker tho.
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  2. 2019-04-12 at 9:24 PM UTC in I feel like a right Taco Bell End
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I can't do dating sites... The spontaneity of a serendipitous chance encounter is what does it for me.

    I have a fetish. Its romantic spontaneity. I don't even care about the sex at that point.
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  3. 2019-04-12 at 8:10 PM UTC in Urinating sitting down is objectively superior
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My vote goes for number 0... Full bodily submersion.
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  4. 2019-04-12 at 6:15 PM UTC in Urinating sitting down is objectively superior
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Posting in a Muslim thread.
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  5. 2019-04-12 at 6:29 PM UTC in I feel like a right Taco Bell End
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    So I go to one of my two local friendly neighbourhood pubs, and it turns out they have a stand up comedy night there now.

    During a comment about animal testing in science, I did the contemporary, male equivalent, version of a the monocle drop... I dropped my pint of beer and shattered broken glass and beer all over the bar and floor.

    But that's not the exact cause of today's emotional experience.

    I immediately settled my tab, helped clean up, then exited promptly out of embarrassment.

    I then proceeded to my backup bar for when I get kicked of the other one for being too drunk. I ran into a few folks who had been in the previous bar; a dude and two gals.

    They invite me over to their table, and so I join them. But a British fellow, with a bit of a unique, albeit Commonwealth all the same, accent was a tad (maybe a decade) younger than me, and had the blond hair and exotic accent going on, was among them.

    The ease with which he flirted with every and any attractive woman in the bar was a spectacle to behold. He got the cute young red headed servers number on his way out... With the two gals he arrived with.

    Now I feel like an old POS. Back on the day drinking wagon of course, because why even try at this point.

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  6. 2019-04-12 at 1:58 AM UTC in *sigh* I have go to gay ass group therapy once a week because my dui...
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Yeah I had to go to Gay Ass group therapy before. They train you to accept your sexuality.
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  7. 2019-04-12 at 2:14 AM UTC in My bank still uses win98
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Actually, using an older system could potentially reduce risk, since the system is a lot better understood. Updating an OS always carries risk, and that risk carries tremendous financial implications if we're talking about a bank, for example.
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  8. 2019-04-11 at 11:59 PM UTC in What happened to Unwyred?
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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  9. 2019-04-11 at 9:25 PM UTC in Garbage thread
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Fuck! Shit! Ass! Bitch! Cunt! Shooby-de-doo-wop!
    Skibbedy-be-bop, a Christopher Reeve
    Sonny Bono, skis, horses and hittin' some trees
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  10. 2019-04-07 at 9:34 AM UTC in DD/LG
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    DD/LG is a pretty popular kink... In fact, I'd go so far as to argue that it's not a kink, but more of a natural product of evolution.

    I feel like the odd man out for not being into DD/LG. But I see it FUCKING EVERYWHERE. Even the most kink-naive chick has some kind of DD/LG tendency; it's just usually bubbling right bellow the subconscious line. They don't have a way to label it yet, but they're into it.

    I frequently lament that I can't be the "DD" so many women want. But the second I start picking up on even remotely pedophilic or incestuous vibes, whatever boner I might have had at the moment just falls directly into a coma.

    When I'm sleeping with a much younger woman, I find myself deluding myself into thinking she's significantly older. If she says something like "spank me daddy", or has pigtails and a lollipop in her mouth, it's about that time I start freaking the fuck out.
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  11. 2019-04-10 at 1:43 AM UTC in 1 year, 8000 posts
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I have so many people to thank...

    First of all, I have to give props to God for guiding me through it all. I knew he had a plan all along for me.

    Next is my momma. She did her best, I guess... The bare minimum at least...

    Then there's all the lovers and haters out there.

    I got love for the lovers, and appreciation for the haters cuz they motivated me every day to keep at it.

    Then of course there's my manager, my production assistant, my hype man, my assistant content producer...

    Oh man, so many people to thank for this award right here.

    It wasn't just me... It was a group effort!

    And of course my fans... You're my real source of inspiration.

    Luv y'all!!!

    #NiggasInSpaceAwards
    #SoProudToBeHereRightNow
    #ThankYouAllSoMuch
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  12. 2019-04-10 at 1:30 AM UTC in What do you think Pablo escobar thought of the film Scarface?
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Octavian Yeah if there's any trait I find fascinating in a sociopath, it's their inability to feel fear.

    I remember saying the exact same thing just about word for word IRL to a female colleague in a uni class... She looked at me like I was some kind of villain after that.
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  13. 2019-04-10 at 1:34 AM UTC in where's rolf
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Blah blah blah, proclaims Rolf.
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  14. 2019-04-10 at 1:36 AM UTC in I love Christine
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Pics of anything or this thread is a dumpster fire that needs extinguishing.
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  15. 2019-04-08 at 1:22 AM UTC in Did oh fraw law seduce Panny?
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by blaster master User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "child"!

    Well ain't that about a bitch.
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  16. 2019-04-09 at 3:45 AM UTC in Gadzooks' Guide to Becoming an Abject Failure in Life
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    So today was a half-success...

    I had a huge backlog of tasks that I had been putting off. I did a bit of triage and put out a few of the bigger fires at least, and I'm proud of that. I also logged 5,000 steps (my per diem walking goal, at the very least), and my caloric and nutritional intake were on point for the most part.

    But, I did end up start drinking later in the evening.

    Overall, I'm calling it a win. A few night cap beverages aren't the worst thing in the world. Plus, I might have been aiming for too much all at once.

    The important thing is tackling my backlogged todo list, and starting to build healthier nutritional and fitness goals, one small step at a time.

    Also, got a few more text messages from the loafer requesting lodgings for the night, but am standing my ground because I need my uninterrupted beauty sleep.
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  17. 2019-04-09 at 4:41 AM UTC in What happened to Unwyred?
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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  18. 2019-04-07 at 11:17 PM UTC in Anyone here from TOTSE or Zoklet?
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Pyromania Im looking for some old - school posters.

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  19. 2019-04-07 at 11:49 PM UTC in 40 oz crew
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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  20. 2019-04-07 at 6:14 AM UTC in Gadzooks' Guide to Becoming an Abject Failure in Life
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm sitting at a bar, drunk on the medicine that typically renders me euphoric, care-free, and absolutely brimming with confidence and optimism.

    But, alas, I feel nothing but utter contempt for every living human occupant in this establishment, but also, and evermoreso, towards myself.

    So, if you want to end up hating life when you hit your mid 30's, adhere strictly to the following advice.

    If you'd rather thrive and prosper, well, aim for the opposite.

    1. Be a complete and total pushover. Always respond to every request, no matter how outlandish, with "yes". Drop the word "no" completely from your vocabulary. Afterall, people will like you more if you are nicer to them. Its absolutely absurd to think that they will only appreciate the favor for mere seconds, while storing somewhere permanently in their brain that you are a favor-giving machine that will never tell them "no".

    2. Develop a substance addiction. It could be the classic yet all-to-cliche alcohol, or it could be opiates or stimulants, or anything really for that matter. If you can't experience happiness without it, congratulations, you have nailed this step right here.

    3. Always strive for perfection. You really want to never feel satisfied with any of your so-called "accomplishments". Unless you are the absolute best at literally everything, you must consider yourself to be lower than shit mixed with pond scum. Pride in something you've worked long and hard at? LOL, the fuck outta here.

    4. Be as independent as you can. Never, ever allow yourself to seek out help, even if it's just someone to listen to you about your problems for a few minutes. Afterall, you are strong, not weak like those pathetic little weaklings that ask others for help when they need it. DIY? More like DEY... Do Everything Yourself. Anything short of that makes you average...

    5. Never let yourself be average. If you fall inside the meaty centre of the bell curve, you are basically worthless. Pride is only for the top 0.000001%. Now imagine being smack dab in the middle of the curve..? Fucking sepuku ASAP.

    That's about the gist of it.

    Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
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