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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Yeah: an NDA begins on the day you sign it and it ends on the day it is slated to end (if ever). And it relates to a particular subject. Are you seeing what I'm saying?

    Yeah, you're not wrong.

    I honestly don't understand why we're always at odds with each other.

    It's always your doing, not mine.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ORACLE You seem to have dick on your mind.

    You'll have a lot more when I skullfuck you.

    Maybe I enjoy a dick or two...

    I mean, I don't. But what if I did?

    Are you by chance a homophobic faggot?
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If you know enough to not run your mouth about industry secrets, you don't need to read the fine print.

    The context for my NDA's were about trade secrets.

    Just don't talk shit and you're good.

    Lawyers are the ones that complicate shit.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ORACLE

    Walk with me. What does an NDA do?

    It lays out some shit that you're not supposed to run your mouth about.

    It's some "don't run your mouth" agreement.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Are you retarded? What do you think an NDA is?

    Nigger Dick Admirer.

    That's why you're such an expert, isn't it?
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Are you retarded? What do you think an NDA is?

    Umm, yeah, I've signed a few in my life.

    Normal people don't just sit there and read all the fine print.

    NDA's can vary quite wildly.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung Zooks, i fucked a 300 pound nigger last night.

    Pics or it didn't happen.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I bet oracle is a real pro st taking it up the ass! 👍

    I've seen it first hand at a donkey show in Guadalajara.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks It's too late for NDA's…

    They can't possibly be retroactive, are they?

    Actually, I guess they can be applied upon reception of the dooming news.

    I'll keep that in mind.

    If I ever get hit up on some rape charge claims, I'll give my lawyer some good ol' fashioned vinny advice.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny if you have that kind of income you can afford NDAs.

    It's too late for NDA's...

    They can't possibly be retroactive, are they?
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Obbe

    I might actually fap to this tonight.

    Except I prolly can't cuz I'm drunk and need hardcore femdom where the chick is wearing stilettos and walking all over my ballsack and putting cigarettes out on the tip of my dick in my imagination because that's apparently what it takes for me to get off these days...

    Specially when I'm drunk.

    It's actually incredibly depressing.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'll bet it's just giving you the worst case scenario.

    I've heard of some success stories with 'roids.

    Generally, you hear about the failure stories. That's enough to put most reasonable people (like us) off.

    But the one's who do it right seem to come out fine.

    Dunno for sure if dianabol is especially bad, but I have heard the name before. That's prolly what my juicing friends are taking.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER Google says dianabol gives you tits and raises your blood pressure.

    are there any of these things at all that DONT do that?

    Does Google suggest an alternative?
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Like, picture one of your past hookups just sitting around with her girlfriends all talking about their sexual escapades...

    And then she all like "I remember this one dude I hooked up with about 10 years ago at a club downtown."

    And her friend is like "wait, at a club? were you drinking?"

    "Yeah, I had a few, why?"

    "That's automatically rape."

    "But he was drinking too."

    "Nah, bitch, that shit don't matter. He's responsible for his actions, you aren't. Does he have any money?"

    "Well, it's kind of funny that you mention that because the reason I brought him up is that I just heard he got a major promotion at work."

    "Bitch, what? Like how much he earnin'?"

    "He's Chief Technology Officer at this hot new up and coming startup. He's not quite movie star famous, but he's pulling in like $300,000 a year now."

    "Guuuurrrrrllll, #MeToo his ass!!!!"

    "But it wasn't really rape. He's actually a good gont."

    "Does his paycheck have commas?"

    "Well, yeah."

    "TAX HIS ASS, GURL. This is the big leagues. Who else gonna pay for your 8 kids? See, this is why we hook up with random dudes every weekend. One of them bound to pay off."

    Me getting arrested the next day:

  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    lol...

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/teens-are-now-claiming-they-have-coronavirus-for-tik-tok-clout
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Someone in the next town over claimed to have corona virus so they could reschedule their vacation.

    Massive crowd panic ensued.

    Costco's are now fresh out of toilet paper and non-perishables.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Wuhan clan ain't nothin' to fuck wit.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Molotov everything.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm

    LOVE young MA

    This chick is awesome. Incredibly talented.

    Why isn't she more famous?

    Is it because she's a lesbian?

    Eminem even gave her a shout out as one of his recent favorites.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Fox I thought that was a dude

    Lol, I did too.

    I read a few of the youtube comments and was like...

    ...wut?
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