Posts by gadzooks

1. 2020-03-18 at 1:29 AM UTC in Retard stoners
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I'm gonna go with Octavian on this (for the most part).
   
   Stoners do kinda tend to have this way about them that is kinda retarded.
   
   Like, I don't really like judging people for their drug of choice, because it's pretty damn subjective.
   
   But what bugs me are the stoners that have that sense of self-righteousness like "I merely puff on the smoke of an herbal plant-based substance, unlike you others who are so addicted to your filthy chemical drugs."
   
   Like weed is somehow not chemical, lmao.
2. 2020-03-18 at 1:09 AM UTC in THEY ARE SHUTTING DOWN BARS YOU GUYS
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Shit just got real.
   
   Next it'll be the liquor stores.
   
   Omg it is setting in right now.
   
   This is a legit problem.
   
   If someone were to have informed me, like, a month ago, that I could face barriers to obtaining alcohol, I'd have been storming Capitol Hill myself.
   
   I saw all the memes about toilet paper, but I thought to myself; I can always use leaves or just spray water upwards.
   
   I saw the grocery store shelves empty of all staples, but I thought to myself; I can always hunt wild animals and gather my own wild produce.
   
   But liquor?
   
   We need to put our collective minds together to put a stop to the spread of this horrific pandemic.
3. 2020-03-14 at 11:20 PM UTC in Check fraud prank on friend
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL The crime wouldn't be in cashing the bogus check, it would be in manufacturing the bogus check.

   
   True.
   
   But I just meant it would be an effective way to, essentially, "put somebody into an unfortunate scenario."
   
   The cheque casher has plausible deniability, especially if it came in the mail and they can produce the envelope as evidence.
   
   I mean, this whole thing is kinda off-the-wall, and not exactly practical, unless your sole intent is to just place somebody square into some legal shenanigans for sheer lulz.
4. 2020-03-14 at 11:11 PM UTC in TRUMP 2024!!!
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by POLECAT I think this thread is premature

   
   ejaculation.
5. 2020-03-14 at 11:07 PM UTC in The masks are on!
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by snab_snib you are a nigger

   
   Takes one to know one.
6. 2020-03-14 at 11:05 PM UTC in This is exactly why I feel the way I do about females feminists and their bullshit rights
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   One of my best friends in high school was a Polish dude named Maciej or Macieck or whatever (we just called him "Mac").
   
   One time, we skipped a class and went to this secluded wooded area a few blocks away from school and sat next to each other on a log and jerked off while stoned.
   
   I closed my eyes and just pretended like I was at home (by myself) and it was some typical business-as-usual jerking it, and then I think I came onto some leaves, and that was that.
7. 2020-03-14 at 10:54 PM UTC in Check fraud prank on friend
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by gadzooks In fact, you don't even need fancy magnetic ink printers anymore because of mobile deposit and all…
   
   Unless your boy is one of those old-fashioned types who walks into a brick-and-mortar establishment all like…

   
   Unless mobile deposit actually validates the cheque instantly before releasing any funds...?
   
   I've been outta the game for so long I just have no idea how anything works anymore.
8. 2020-03-14 at 10:48 PM UTC in Check fraud prank on friend
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   But, um, it's pretty extreme for a prank.
   
   I'm not quite sure that "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!" will suffice here.
9. 2020-03-14 at 10:46 PM UTC in Check fraud prank on friend
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   As someone who legit used to successfully do cheque fraud (over a decade ago, so LEO can chill and shit)...
   
   Yes, this would be a rather easy way to set somebody up.
   
   In fact, you don't even need fancy magnetic ink printers anymore because of mobile deposit and all...
   
   Unless your boy is one of those old-fashioned types who walks into a brick-and-mortar establishment all like...
   
   "I have to run errands. Among those errands is banking. I have to do about 20-30 minutes of banking related activity today."
10. 2020-03-14 at 10:41 PM UTC in The masks are on!
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Everyone all like... "mask on"...
    
    I be all like...
    
    
11. 2020-03-07 at 12:18 AM UTC in Pesky Travels found a new fetish now: Ukraine
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The fuck is with the black lipstick?
    
    I'd prolly let her give me a wet and slimy bj but I'd likely end up kinda confused later when I go to take a piss and I see some black ink on my shaft.
12. 2020-03-07 at 12:08 AM UTC in Any white people died from Corona virus?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by snab_snib there's nothing wrong with me. i'm rational, sane, and humane. i just want the best for everybody.

    
    Including "niggers and spics"?
13. 2020-03-07 at 12:07 AM UTC in Any white people died from Corona virus?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by snab_snib i love you corona-chan
    
    i can't wait to see every single fucking US hospital over-ran like as though from zombies, but instead of zombies, it's just niggers and spics, and they're all wheezing and dying in droves, and the hospital capacity is blown the fuck out, 7000% icu capacity, total healthcare infrastructure collapse.

    
    Dafuq's wrong with you?
    
    Was your mother raped by a nigger?
14. 2020-03-07 at 12 AM UTC in Any white people died from Corona virus?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby italian which is not whyte. BIG DICK TRILL NIGGAs can get killed by it but its just mostly azians that die by it. elderly ppl can succumb.

    
    LMAO weak whyte converts to BIG DICK TRILL NIGGA...
    
    I didn't even know about that one.
15. 2020-03-06 at 11:40 PM UTC in Any white people died from Corona virus?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    There was some older lady in Kitsilano who either died or is in intensive care or some such thing.
    
    No idea what her race is, though.
16. 2020-03-06 at 11:38 PM UTC in Any white people died from Corona virus?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Yo, you're from the greater Vancouver area, right?
    
    What's the current situation out here?
    
    I saw a news article saying that something like 13 cases have presented in BC.
    
    But in this area in particular, how bad is it?
17. 2020-03-06 at 10:57 PM UTC in Hy gadzooks
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Sometimes it's a male nurse, though, so YMMV.
18. 2020-03-06 at 10:56 PM UTC in Hy gadzooks
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    
19. 2020-03-06 at 10:55 PM UTC in Hy gadzooks
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Wariat i still am scared to get tested after that fat and weirdo gypsy chick with short hair i fucked from the irish pub.

    
    I gotta play the responsible big brother role here and tell you that you really need to get on that.
    
    It would be pretty fucked up to unknowingly be going around passing some shit onto others.
    
    I really recommend just going and getting it over with.
    
    A bonus part of it all is that the nurse grabs onto your balls and cock to inspect them and, if she's hot, it's kinda cool.
    
    I started getting a bit of a boner at my last testing cuz the nurse was hot.
20. 2020-03-06 at 10:51 PM UTC in Hy gadzooks
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I had chlamydia once.
    
    You just take some antibiotics and that shit is gone.
    
    I also had a bit of an AIDS scare when I fucked this druggy chick whose husband found out and told me that he's positive, likely just to scare me off or some shit.
    
    I get tested about once every few years.