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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My wife looks like shit ever since her roblox injections.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I think we had to pay this asshole 30 pound or something a month, so we had no money left over. As a result one of my aunts died as a baby, because she got sick and there was no money to pay a doctor.

    It was some ridiculous sum a month. I know that.

    And basically this asshole got better and was walking around, perfectly able to work. Eventually some local solicitor, who was (and still is - he was "voluntarily" struck off by the law society) a crook, got a judgement and got the whole thing cancelled.

    A shitshow of legal bullshit in the middle of no-where, Ireland.

    You guys have straight up Saul Goodman's over there.

    But about all that medical stuff, your country needs to do the Canadian thing and socialize dat medicare.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I once cut my wrists open quite deep with the intention of suing a psych who wouldn't give me anti-depressants (prozac/venlafaxine).

    My mom started whinging about how my family was sued back in the 1960s or some shit, some agricultural labourer hurt his foot while working for us or some shit, sued in the protestant court, and how suing was bad luck for us.

    I could have made millions on the back of that clown. He retired immediately after.

    We will never be jedis thanks to the likes of her. We will forever be dumbass goyim, flopping around in the muck.

    Fuck that's brutal.

    Is that some kind of Irish superstition?

    Suing is verboten if you've already been sued at some point?
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  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country It's a realistic prospect imo.

    We could collab, so if you ever self-harm due to him I can sue him for everything he's got.

    The utter irony of it all is that, whenever I'm feeling especially suicidal, I remember cases just like this and they inspire me to push on with life.

    It's, like, some super irony, that a doofus like captain falcon is contributing to my ongoing survival.

    There's even a tiny part of me that wonders if he's on some next level shit and deliberately life-coaching me.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country https://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/resources/cyberbullying-laws-florida.htm

    Check yoself.

    Lol, I'mma press charges.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Kill yourself beta faggot

    You really do enjoy the penis juice don't you

  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    WellHung is more a fan of the nig economy.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Stupid and shitty but way better than anything Wariat does. But fuck graffic design giraffic design is where it's at.


    I'm ashamed that this made me lol.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    This is a testable hypothesis, though.

    Somebody double-bake some bread so we can find out.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I still don't even know what refried beans are, let alone rebaked bread.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Trying to run off Gadzooks again with your charming personality?

    He's got an unquenchable thirst for my dick.

    It's fascinating, really.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You're STILL on my dick, ORACUCK...

    I highly recommend getting a life.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Kill yourself beta faggot.

  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Now that I'm nice and warmed up I'll just go next door and buy a six pack and resume drinking in the park.

    That's how you do shit.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    She literally just walked by me like I don't even exist.

    I just got gaslit.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Is it some sort of tipping thing?

    I always tip well, so it shouldn't be.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Although, tbh, I just walked into the bar because drinking outside was getting too cold.

    It's cheaper to drink outdoors.

  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm at a bar waiting for my gin and tonic but it's been like 10 minutes since I asked for it so I'm kinda freaking out a bit.

    Like, I need my drinks at a steady pace.

    I'm almost thinking she forgot about me.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My dick shrinks and almost inverts when I do meth.

    I don't even know if I've ever jerked it while tweaking.
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