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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    She's rapping about getting head and getting deep throat.

    I'm a Young M.A. convert.

    Never heard of her until today.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Okay, I have backstory for this one...

    I was sitting outside the liquor store waiting for it to open, and there was this junkie guy I always see around town leaning over a bike nodding the fuck out, just half conscious bent over the handle bars and playing this song on his bluetooth speaker.

    I Shazaam'd it, and here we are.

  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm actually kinda curious about this too.

    I have a friend who does anabolic cycles all the time (I honestly don't even know what precise chemical, because from what I understand, testosterone itself can't be fully isolated for direct administration).

    I'm always considering trying it.

    If taken responsibly and all they're supposed to be fairly safe and side-effect free.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Or they could just do it like this...

  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Maybe they do the whole shocked "ooooohhhhh" recording.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Imagine when Kelly and peggy are asleep and Ted is downstairs watching his shows with his hand down his pants and Bud silently comes down and sits next to him on the couch and just sort of nonchalantly puts his own hand down his dad's pants and Ted doesn't even really notice until he realizes he has a massive erection and its because of Bud stroking him off while they watch infomercials and then he cums in his pants and that family dog walks into the scene and licks it all up.

    At what points does the laugh track play?

    Obviously after the dog-licking-cum scene... But are there any other points?
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Go on…

    Actually, incidentally, I've gotten all kinds of weird brother and sister incest vibes from that show... Not so much Al and Kelly.

    Bud and Kelly, tho...

    I swear there is some kind of intentional underlying subtext there that is left to the imagination of the viewer.

    My imagination ran wild.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by aldra Grimacing As Dad Zones Out Opening Kelly's Sphincter

    Oh, and I totally pictured some kind of Married With Children erotic fanfic, btw.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sudo A Lost Damascus Rogue Agent

    I guess they don't all have to be explicitly sexual.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Approaching Lesbians Desperately Regarding Anal.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Gladly Accepting Dirty Zoo Orifices Over Keen Sluts.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Gayly Admiring Dicks Zoklet Often Overlooked Stupidly.

    Edit: I forgot the K...
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Su(cks)d(icks)o(bsessively)

    Obliquely Receiving Anal-Cock Linkages Everyday.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]


    Trill ass individual.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Just move to Canada.

    We're NPCs up here.

    We don't die, we just respawn.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Is it an original Wariat piece, though?
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat This is what I call art:



    See that texture?

    This ain't even bad.

    I actually made it my desktop wallpaper(s)...

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  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Riiiiight… it my countries fault I can't see how brilliant you are…


  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Hikki looks like Spenny from Kenny vs Spenny.
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