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I somewhat fear getting famous because of potential MeToo attacks...
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2020-03-05 at 8:18 PM UTCLike, picture one of your past hookups just sitting around with her girlfriends all talking about their sexual escapades...
And then she all like "I remember this one dude I hooked up with about 10 years ago at a club downtown."
And her friend is like "wait, at a club? were you drinking?"
"Yeah, I had a few, why?"
"That's automatically rape."
"But he was drinking too."
"Nah, bitch, that shit don't matter. He's responsible for his actions, you aren't. Does he have any money?"
"Well, it's kind of funny that you mention that because the reason I brought him up is that I just heard he got a major promotion at work."
"Bitch, what? Like how much he earnin'?"
"He's Chief Technology Officer at this hot new up and coming startup. He's not quite movie star famous, but he's pulling in like $300,000 a year now."
"Guuuurrrrrllll, #MeToo his ass!!!!"
"But it wasn't really rape. He's actually a good gont."
"Does his paycheck have commas?"
"Well, yeah."
"TAX HIS ASS, GURL. This is the big leagues. Who else gonna pay for your 8 kids? See, this is why we hook up with random dudes every weekend. One of them bound to pay off."
Me getting arrested the next day:
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2020-03-05 at 8:20 PM UTCStfu beta faggot
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2020-03-05 at 8:21 PM UTCJust fuck a nigger, Zooks. U will feel better. 👍
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2020-03-05 at 8:29 PM UTCGelico will not be pleased about thisThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-05 at 8:33 PM UTCthat didn't scare me one bit
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2020-03-05 at 8:59 PM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks Like, picture one of your past hookups just sitting around with her girlfriends all talking about their sexual escapades…
And then she all like "I remember this one dude I hooked up with about 10 years ago at a club downtown."
And her friend is like "wait, at a club? were you drinking?"
"Yeah, I had a few, why?"
"That's automatically rape."
"But he was drinking too."
"Nah, bitch, that shit don't matter. He's responsible for his actions, you aren't. Does he have any money?"
"Well, it's kind of funny that you mention that because the reason I brought him up is that I just heard he got a major promotion at work."
"Bitch, what? Like how much he earnin'?"
"He's Chief Technology Officer at this hot new up and coming startup. He's not quite movie star famous, but he's pulling in like $300,000 a year now."
"Guuuurrrrrllll, #MeToo his ass!!!!"
"But it wasn't really rape. He's actually a good gont."
"Does his paycheck have commas?"
"Well, yeah."
"TAX HIS ASS, GURL. This is the big leagues. Who else gonna pay for your 8 kids? See, this is why we hook up with random dudes every weekend. One of them bound to pay off."
Me getting arrested the next day:
if you have that kind of income you can afford NDAs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
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2020-03-05 at 9:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks It's too late for NDA's…
They can't possibly be retroactive, are they?
Actually, I guess they can be applied upon reception of the dooming news.
I'll keep that in mind.
If I ever get hit up on some rape charge claims, I'll give my lawyer some good ol' fashioned vinny advice. -
2020-03-05 at 9:13 PM UTCI bet oracle is a real pro at taking it up the ass! 👍The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-03-05 at 9:13 PM UTCZooks, i fucked a 300 pound nigger last night.
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