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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I thought they were from Florida.

    Just googled that shit and it says LA.

    Also not even sure why I assumed you live in Florida.

    Fagg0t.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ORACLE No wonder you get no pussy if you are referencing LMFAO in 2020.

    That's the whole point.

    It's an obscure reference.

    Aren't they your neighbours tho?
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by aldra I might buy an axe.

    Body spray?
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If you're blacked out with your sack out, this is what you say...

  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat why do they add you on facebook but then you dont hewr nothing from them? i never got that? or they talk about dude sor show abs of a dude but wont fuck? or they even allude or suggest theyw ant to? like either invit me to ur place or ask if my place is free or something.

    Lol it's what cock teases do.

    She showed me a pic of her in this slutty Halloween costume...

    Her teenage daughter was even in the pic.

    She literally showed me 16 year old titty.

    Let's just say that I experienced all kinds of weird reactions that night.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I actually talked to one of them for a bit.

    I actually knew her from before.

    Despite how I might come off in here, I sometimes do actually dive in and play all the usual normie reindeer games.

    So yeah, the chick I recognized from before, I talked to her and she remembered some of what we talked about back in September or some shit.

    I still have pics of her from Facebook and I might use them tonight to satisfy my sexual urges.

    Is that wrong?

    Like, porn is made explicitly to erect cocks and for them to be stroked accordingly, but an IRL person...

    I always feel a teensy bit weird about it.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    But I have no idea who the dude with the abs was.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat whose the dude? her ex? or some random guy she found online a. also did she reveal to be a feminist or you jsut suspect because she looks like one?

    She has blue hair.

    She's a feminist.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Lol the blue haired one just pulled out her phone and brought up this pic of a dude's abs, and passed it around to her friends.

    Women are straight up just as shallow as men are.

    I don't take issue with them being shallow, I am too.

    But they tend to be way more duplicitous about it.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat so you think despite her hating men she still wants or needs sex from men? and can’t go without it?

    Oh dude, for fucking sure.

    The more a woman hates men, the harder she wants the dick.

    This was like Newton's zeroeth law of physics.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they mostlikely travel in packs.

    All the more to rape...

    ...

    Ok jkjkjk...

    Could you imagine they are reading what I'm typing?

    I might go to jail tonight.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat why not just take krokodyl?

    Lol wut?

    Isn't that that synthetic opioid that fucks people up in a really bad way?
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Well that's the route I was gonna suggest. Get up there and pick Baby by Justin Bieber. Kill the first few lines on stage and then make eye contact with blue hair and smile and wink. Kill the next few lines and the first chorus. Then slowly start making your way toward blue hair without really looking at her too much. Time it out to when the second chorus comes on you are right by her facing and away and then turn to her as it drops and start singing it to her face, grinding up on her and slowly stripping.

    This guy kareokies.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Each one of them has independently mentioned a kid at home.

    This is why I don't hit on chicks my own age.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The blue haired one is by herself right now.

    Should I talk to her?

    Folks, decide my fate.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Lol these chicks keep going outside for "smoke breaks" and come back smelling like weed every time.

    I don't much care for the devil's lettuce, but I pass no judgment.

    Just trynna get some mouth on my schlong.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Does the karaoke mic have a cord or not?

    It's wireless.

    The first guy to do it was this random dude I thought was just some drunken hick.

    He suddenly got up and started kareokeing and I was pretty impressed. The dude roamed throughout the bar while singing like he's Frank fuckin Sinatra.

    He's my kinda drunken hick.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    They're not "with" me, but I'm pretending within my own imagination that they are.

    They're actually my age, so normally I wouldn't pay much mind, but they are kinda surprisingly hot for 30-somethings.

    I can just tell that one of them is a man hating feminazi type and that kinda turns me on.

    1. She has blue hair (obviously hates men).

    2. She just got up and did karaoke and her song of choice was Goodbye Earl by the Dixie chicks.

    Folks, I want her to take her aggression towards men out on me in the bedroom.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ORACLE No, just you.

    Fay goat.
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Imagine if algae in a random puddle tried to make friends with you.

    Lol. All of NiS is algae?

    I kinda get that.

    But I tend to give people/algae the benefit of the doubt before I cast them off as monocellular protozoa.
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