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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat were they thankful for you licking their pussy or ass moreso?

    I actually rarely lick pussy and never lick ass.

    If I only known the chick for like 2 hours I'm not taking any chances.

    But my dick, tho, I rarely wrap that shit so I'm actually kinda retarded when it comes down to it.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Wariat would you do it or to for it if you got super desperate one night?

    The whole having a dick thing weighs too heavily onto the "cons" side of the list than the "pros" side.

    Take that exact chick, though, and swap the dick for a pussy, and it wouldn't even be strictly out of desperation if I hit that.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Lol.

    I been up inside my fair share of poontang, and they were typically rather grateful for the experience, but precisely how grateful...

    I'm too autistic to know the difference between a genuine orgasm and a fake one.

    At least one of them secreted fluids like some kind of fire hose.

    I'm actually generally too drunk though to full on copulate to completion.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    They're actually a roving gang of good Samaritans that hand deliver new shoes for the impoverished.

  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by snab_snib "parties" aren't real. if you mean drinking alcohol together with people, yes, we have fun doing that sometimes.

  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by snab_snib laughing is for fucking retards.

    You must be an absolute blast at parties.





  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks To assume that any of them were secretly working out is kinda paranoid and cynical.

    Or that their jobs happen to be particularly strenuous.

    That would just be a weird coincidence if those randomly assigned to the no steroids group all just happened to secretly be longshoremen or whatever.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 And Gadzooks, I'd bet money any study saying men in a no- exercise test group is referring to actually lifting weights at home or a gym. It's not taking into account what those people do for a living.

    You have to lift some kind of weight to add any noticeable muscle mass.

    Sure you might put on weight and appear bigger but that's about it.

    Man, snab_snib is clearly either a troll or a moron, or possibly both, but there's nothing wrong with conceding this one here.

    He's actually right about this.

    Among the men in the no-exercise groups, those given testosterone had greater increases than those given placebo in muscle size in their arms (mean [±SE] change in triceps area, 424±104 vs. -81±109 mm2; P<0.05) and legs (change in quadriceps area, 607±123 vs. -131±111 mm2; P<0.05) and greater increases in strength in the bench-press (9±4 vs. -1±1 kg, P<0.05) and squatting exercises (16±4 vs. 3±1 kg, P<0.05).

    They actually showed measurable increases in muscle mass. And these aren't just anecdotes. This was an effect on multiple subjects in a study.

    To assume that any of them were secretly working out is kinda paranoid and cynical.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by snab_snib oh yeah? whats that supposed to mean, you fucking moron?

    It is a colloquial abbreviation indicating that I am currently in a state of audible laughter.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by snab_snib this is basically the mother of all kike lies. it's the most basic way of distorting reality: up is down and down is up. left is right and right is left. right is wrong and wrong is right. fair is foul and foul is fair. hover through fog and misty air. double, double toil and trouble. fires burn and cauldron bubble.

    no, you fucking retard. the more you DISLIKE faggots, the LESS likely you are to be a faggot. that should be obvious if it wasn't for your mental illness.

    lol
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers This was your 11000th post. I feel honored.

    You're right.

    Also, where did you go?

    You disappeared from this place for like, what, 6+ months?
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Needs more pig-horse.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers They call me silly names like "Nobody will ever love you," and "You are very ugly," and "You will die alone."

    Damn.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by snab_snib i'm not a homosexual, so that doesn't make sense.

    The extent of one's dislike towards homosexuals is the most direct measure of precisely how gay one is.

    They'd have to expand the Kinsey scale exponentially to fully capture your levels of faggotry.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by snab_snib i would gladly spend all day killing homosexuals

    Just be sure to start with yourself.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Stop telling this man to put insect hormones in his body while making claims like that ^

    That's not how any of the shit works lol

    Actually, it turns out that working out while taking anabolics isn't entirely necessary for muscle growth...

    Among the men in the no-exercise groups, those given testosterone had greater increases than those given placebo in muscle size

    From https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJM199607043350101.

    Still, though, I'd prolly wanna work out while on it to get my full money's worth.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Or does she have a penis tucked away?

    I guess that's what the whole appeal is here.

    Do you have to pay a higher premium for this particular feature?
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
    Picture of her. bamp

    She was born a dude?

    Damn... I wouldn't even know the difference tbqh.

    No extruding genitalia hidden there whatsoever?

    I'd hit that.
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Just get (((circumcised))).
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Because I've said I live in Florida before

    So I wasn't wrong.

    If I ever came out there would we chill or would you be a dick to me IRL like on here?

    Not like I'm planning it anytime soon, but I am curious.
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