Posts by gadzooks

2018-11-18 at 6:49 AM UTC in Raided by the cops

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

What was their reason/excuse for the intrusion?

2018-11-18 at 6:47 AM UTC in Do you guys pray?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

I pray to the One True God Methathustra.

https://niggasin.space/thread/30932

2018-11-18 at 6:45 AM UTC in Do you ever wonder what your cat would do if you sexually assaulted it?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by The Sixteenth Six-Tooth Son of Fourteen Four-Regional Dimensions RIP Malice

Holy shit, was that Malice? Was Malice that same feline sex enthusiast?

2018-11-18 at 6:27 AM UTC in Do you ever wonder what your cat would do if you sexually assaulted it?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

POSTER: DA
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:31
CONTENT:
Toothlessjoe, the coin thing was beautiful.

I've learned that people aren't as interested in me saving the kittens, they're interested on whether I'll stick my penis into them or eat them afterwards.
{DA}

Perennial philosophy.

Totse is still alive and well over a decade later.

https://niggasin.space/thread/30937

2018-11-18 at 6:22 AM UTC in Have you ever thought too hard about your (living) parents, etc dying and start crying?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Umm, I guess.

The thought has to have crossed everyone's mind at some point.

Breaking down into tears, though, not sure it's gotten to that point yet for me.

2018-11-18 at 6:01 AM UTC in I wonder if any girl ever jacked off to me

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Sudo most girls finger themselves stupidly too like they just rub their clits back and forth like they're patting a tiny mouse on the head. You've gotta surprise it and slap it and throw it off its game. Bitches are just lazy with their own body. Ask a girl how she fingers herself and it's usually the most junior high technique you've ever seen.

Meanwhile dude's be building sophisticated sex robots.

We take our masturbation seriously.

2018-11-18 at 5:59 AM UTC in Every once in a while, I am going to post screenshots from old Totse and Zoklet threads...

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by 🐿 Y'all just can't let go.

You're just jealous you weren't there for the good ol' days.

2018-11-18 at 5:58 AM UTC in Every once in a while, I am going to post screenshots from old Totse and Zoklet threads...

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Sudo I would like to see them. I didn't read anything but looking at the old usernames like trousersnake mantikore and MLOR and toothlessjoe gave me warm fuzzies. I hope they're all doing well

I'll make this a regular endeavor.

I don't have the entire website archived (although someone actually might...?), but you'll all get a few samplings of some of my favorite Totse moments.

2018-11-18 at 5:56 AM UTC in Every once in a while, I am going to post screenshots from old Totse and Zoklet threads...

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Okay, these are some of my favorites...

If I told you these were posted today on NIS, there's no way you could possibly guess that's not the case.

Originally posted by gadzooks POSTER: Faithless
TIMESTAMP: Moderator posted 04-07-2006 22:26
CONTENT:
That no matter how sick I think I am - there's someone worse on Totse.

POSTER: negative_zero
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:42
CONTENT:
How to hack Hotmail.

POSTER: ChickenOfDoom
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:44
CONTENT:
that it helps to put toilet paper down before you poop, that relationships give people a lot of problems, that racists actually do exist, what parts are good to put into a computer, etc.

POSTER: cense
TIMESTAMP: Moderator posted 04-07-2006 23:13
CONTENT:
People are stupid and ugly.

POSTER: The Tormentor
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 23:25
CONTENT:
how to make an EMP bomb and random drug stuff

POSTER: Lovecraft
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 23:40
CONTENT:
Never trust a black man.

POSTER: Klavier
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:08
CONTENT:
That trolls really do exist, but instead of living under a birdge they live here.

Also, that molotovs, raid, and murder/suicide can solve any problem.

POSTER: pseudouser
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:41
CONTENT:
to move to Canada before all you rascist little nazi fuckers grow up and take over the world.

POSTER: WhyteWydow
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:46
CONTENT:
There are a lot more losers in the world than I ever thought possible.

POSTER: DA
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:31
CONTENT:
Toothlessjoe, the coin thing was beautiful.

I've learned that people aren't as interested in me saving the kittens, they're interested on whether I'll stick my penis into them or eat them afterwards.
{DA}

POSTER: pyrogeek
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:33
CONTENT:
Never, ever click on links here, especially tinyurls. How to make explosives. Don't trust Anarchist Cookbook. Lots of other stuff.

POSTER: livet0die
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:47
CONTENT:
fuck the police

POSTER: zuperxtreme
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:59
CONTENT:
that there are a lot of sick people in our world..
explosives
that we should all be exterminated and do everyone/everything a favor..

but the again..
there are things like

quote:
Exactly. You shouldn't worry about whether the coin lands on heads or tails. You should look forward to the days it lands on its edge.

that makes you think we may have a chance..

peace

POSTER: ark_gamer
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 03:42
CONTENT:
I don't shock anymore. Totse has taken care of that problem.

My typing speed is up.

I use the word "nigger" fluently.

I now know never to post threads bragging about having sex.

I am even more of a wiseass then before I came to totse.

I learned how to pwn n00bs.

POSTER: plainclothescop
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 06:02
CONTENT:
The world is full of chronic liars.

POSTER: insomniac5027
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 13:50
CONTENT:
I have learned nothing from your puny insignificant website.

POSTER: Mantikore
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 14:34
CONTENT:
pyro

not to click on random picture links of people's girlfriends

a heck of lot of ways to make fun of blacks

And this one... Perfect way to end the thread.

Kinda heartwarming and uplifting.

Originally posted by gadzooks POSTER: Trousersnake
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 16:10
CONTENT:
I learnt what the term "true friend" means. I've met a lot of people on totse and built good relationships with them both here and on msn.

These are people that are interesting and in short fun to talk to and get to know. I hope anyone who I'm talking about who is reading this knows that I'm talking about them.

2018-11-18 at 5:12 AM UTC in Pissing in the tub while taking a bath

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Urine is an aqueous solution of greater than 95% water, with a minimum of these remaining constituents, in order of decreasing concentration:

Urea 9.3 g/L.
Chloride 1.87 g/L.
Sodium 1.17 g/L.
Potassium 0.750 g/L.
Creatinine 0.670 g/L.
Other dissolved ions, inorganic and organic compounds (proteins, hormones, metabolites).

It's mostly water mixing with water.

You're good to go.

2018-11-18 at 5:08 AM UTC in I wonder if any girl ever jacked off to me

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

I remember when this female friend of mine admitted that she sometimes thought about pretty much all of her male friends at one point or another while fingering her concerto.

2018-11-18 at 5:05 AM UTC in We welcome people from all walks of life.

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

He may have been a Methodist, but he was not a METHodist^TM (at least as far as I know; Mork was a pretty off the wall character).

2018-11-18 at 5 AM UTC in I currently do not have an erection.

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by totse3.com Unless it's the erection of the MOON PERSON Tower that our Admin and friends invested in.. then it's a limp dick leaning towards the Salesforce "Buttplug" tower

- ;js

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. :o

2018-11-18 at 4:58 AM UTC in Every once in a while, I am going to post screenshots from old Totse and Zoklet threads...

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

BUMP because I made it so much cooler with my meth-fueled python script.

Let me know folks if you want to see more of these.

I'm a digital hoarder so I have all kinds of classic/nostalgic Totse/Zoklet memorabilia.

2018-11-18 at 4:37 AM UTC in I currently do not have an erection.

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by jedi_darryl What’s a an erection? 🤔

A large structure, typically used as a home or place of business, constructed from various materials to keep it standing reliably.

2018-11-18 at 3:42 AM UTC in What can I poison myself with to be a faggot to get some attention?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Bonus points if you walk into the hospital with an Ikea lamp stand stuck halfway up your ass.

You know, commitment to the bit and all.,

2018-11-18 at 3:42 AM UTC in What can I poison myself with to be a faggot to get some attention?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by aldra a dick

While poisoning himself with a dick might render him a "faggot with attention", it likely won't get him admitted to the psych ward.

60 years ago, sure, that totally would have worked.

You could say that you're sexually aroused by Ikea furniture. They might find that a strange enough fetish to admit you.

2018-11-18 at 3:30 AM UTC in Every once in a while, I am going to post screenshots from old Totse and Zoklet threads...

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

UPDATE: In a meth-fueled haze, I wrote a python script that created a text version for easier referencing and quoting.

For your nostalgia and/or fresh exposure.

How much have things really changed in 12 years?

Posted in Spurious Generalities.
Title: What have YOU learned from totse?
Date: 04-07-2006 22:21.

EDIT:

A text version if it helps at all (especially for quoting):

OP: asma123
TOPIC: What have YOU learned from totse?

POSTER: Bong-Rippa
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:21
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by asma123:
I can say that my reading/typing speed has increased dramatically.

That you are gay

POSTER: Toothlessjoe
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:22
CONTENT:
Everything. I went from a D/E student to what you see today in under two years. Fortune favours the bold.

POSTER: bain surgeon
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:24
CONTENT:
A general drug knowledge.

POSTER: Faithless
TIMESTAMP: Moderator posted 04-07-2006 22:26
CONTENT:
That no matter how sick I think I am - there's someone worse on Totse.

POSTER: miss jackass
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:27
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by Faithless:
That no matter how sick I think I am - there's someone worse on Totse.

POSTER: Zig Zag
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:29
CONTENT:
Never trust tinyurl

POSTER: D.E.A-D
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:31
CONTENT:
Well before I did any drugs I researched shit from totse/erowid for a year. Thought I knew a whole lot but not even near as much as 5 years of actual experiance.

POSTER: notapplicable
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:32
CONTENT:
I've learned of and seen many, many things which I would never have known of normally. An unusual part of humanity really comes out in TOTSE, unless you just read SG in which case you'd think most of the world consists of stupid, ignorant assholes. No offense to anyone of course. If you're a stupid, ingorant asshole you should be proud of it, cuz that'll be about all you have going for you.

POSTER: War_Lord
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:33
CONTENT:
How to make more pyro works..

POSTER: MomentaryLapseOfReason
TIMESTAMP: Moderator posted 04-07-2006 22:33
CONTENT:
I've learned that there's truly things worth living for, and that life can change so quickly, sometimes for the worse, and sometimes much better.

POSTER: Toothlessjoe
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:37
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:
I've learned that there's truly things worth living for, and that life can change so quickly, sometimes for the worse, and sometimes much better.

Exactly. You shouldn't worry about whether the coin lands on heads or tails. You should look forward to the days it lands on its edge.

POSTER: Ho ho ho Green Giant
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:40
CONTENT:
That people generally don't give a shit when it comes down it.

POSTER: Toothlessjoe
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:41
CONTENT:
Looks like you've read the book, and missed the point dude.

POSTER: negative_zero
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:42
CONTENT:
How to hack Hotmail.

POSTER: ChickenOfDoom
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:44
CONTENT:
that it helps to put toilet paper down before you poop, that relationships give people a lot of problems, that racists actually do exist, what parts are good to put into a computer, etc.

POSTER: transformers
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 22:53
CONTENT:
having tits will advance many aspects of my life.

POSTER: Mouse
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 23:02
CONTENT:
Totse taught me to take drugs and make bombs. I'm busy preparing for guerilla warfare when England is invaded by the Russians, Arabs and Chinese, so totse is my bible for that.

POSTER: cense
TIMESTAMP: Moderator posted 04-07-2006 23:13
CONTENT:
People are stupid and ugly.

POSTER: jvm222
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 23:15
CONTENT:
alot of people have bad hygiene.

POSTER: Jaimie
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 23:16
CONTENT:
...A shitload, now that you ask.

All of which has been mentioned in this thread, except maybe for something I haven't thought of.

It's almost all been good for me, though. Who would have thought that... about TOTSE? That's crazy.

POSTER: The Tormentor
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 23:25
CONTENT:
how to make an EMP bomb and random drug stuff

POSTER: Lovecraft
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-07-2006 23:40
CONTENT:
Never trust a black man.

POSTER: Klavier
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:08
CONTENT:
That trolls really do exist, but instead of living under a birdge they live here.

Also, that molotovs, raid, and murder/suicide can solve any problem.

POSTER: Syphon
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:18
CONTENT:
How to evade your enemies. How to kill those you've evaded.

POSTER: jamaica0535
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:32
CONTENT:
a general knowlege of how to make high explosives.
a general knowlege of drugs
a general knowlege of how to get revenge

POSTER: pseudouser
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:41
CONTENT:
to move to Canada before all you rascist little nazi fuckers grow up and take over the world.

POSTER: WhyteWydow
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:46
CONTENT:
There are a lot more losers in the world than I ever thought possible.

POSTER: Madeyalook
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:47
CONTENT:
A lot of things I shouldn't know.

quote:Originally posted by Faithless:
That no matter how sick I think I am - there's someone worse on Totse.

That too.

POSTER: Violent Monotreme
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:51
CONTENT:
I learned a great deal about....... ummmm stuff?

POSTER: Trooper555
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:55
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by Bong-Rippa:

That you are gay

i second this!

POSTER: bain surgeon
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 00:59
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by pseudouser:
to move to Canada before all you rascist little nazi fuckers grow up and take over the world.

I also just realized/learned this.

POSTER: Heck_Tate
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:01
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by Zig Zag:
Never trust tinyurl

exactly a shitload of gay porn and my parents standing within 10 feet of me is no good

POSTER: Heck_Tate
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:09
CONTENT:
if jesus came back i'd fight him. just for fun. he'd probably win but how many people can say they fought jesus?

POSTER: ShqipTAR
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:10
CONTENT:
I learned proper English from Totse.

POSTER: DonMuttoni
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:17
CONTENT:
That no matter how much you pwn, someone will always pwn better... that person is Shotties

POSTER: Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0Z0
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:22
CONTENT:
goaste

POSTER: DEADBEATDAD
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:25
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by Zig Zag:
Never trust tinyurl

POSTER: kinship
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:25
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by ShqipTAR:
I learned proper English from Totse.

This ain't no fucking english class.

POSTER: DA
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:31
CONTENT:
Toothlessjoe, the coin thing was beautiful.

I've learned that people aren't as interested in me saving the kittens, they're interested on whether I'll stick my penis into them or eat them afterwards.
{DA}

POSTER: pyrogeek
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:33
CONTENT:
Never, ever click on links here, especially tinyurls. How to make explosives. Don't trust Anarchist Cookbook. Lots of other stuff.

POSTER: Borat
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 01:55
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by negative_zero:
How to hack Hotmail.

Do you remember small tits?

POSTER: SAScukieMunster
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:06
CONTENT:
You can't always trust chrome's approval ratings.

POSTER: HTA_37
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:08
CONTENT:
Alot of things.

POSTER: Cool by Association
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:10
CONTENT:
I've learned that there are many arseholes in need of cleansing...sick dirty mofos, makes me feel like a king in comparison.

POSTER: natkidcole
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:17
CONTENT:
that there ARE other complete fucking losers out there, im not the only one...intelligent losers, but not nerds :P

POSTER: Toothlessjoe
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:25
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by DA:
Toothlessjoe, the coin thing was beautiful.

Umm thanks.

POSTER: Dystopic_Figure
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:28
CONTENT:
Always read posts before clicking on the link and: DONT FUCK UP

POSTER: DerDrache
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:28
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by kinship:
This ain't no fucking english class.

POSTER: Toothlessjoe
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:30
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by kinship:
This ain't no fucking english class.

*English.

Obviously not.

POSTER: asma123
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:33
CONTENT:
Page 2

POSTER: Cboys
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:34
CONTENT:
Links = g0atse.

POSTER: Do_Me22
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:36
CONTENT:
I learned everything you don't learn in school

POSTER: Toothlessjoe
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:38
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by Do_Me22:
I learned everything you don't learn in school

You've learnt a lot then.

POSTER: Sentinel
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:38
CONTENT:
So much. Sooooo much.... I can't even list it all. Totse took me in as a scrawny little worthless teenage fag and here I stand, a pyro-building, metal-casting, chainmaille-wearing, potato cannon-wielding man! I have WAY too many hobbies, I know tons of stuff about every single subject from methamphetamine manufacture to identity theft to quantum mechanics. I have seen the darker side of man; I have seen the pieces of the mind that are usually hidden from sight but come out on the internet. Racism is alive and kicking, as is idiocy, illiteracy, and inability to use a keyboard. Store-bought things are good, but nothing is better than Do-it-yourself! Blackcats are fun, but homemade salutes are more fun!

I love you guys. Sometimes I hate some of you but all in all...I LOVE TOTSE!

POSTER: livet0die
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:47
CONTENT:
fuck the police

POSTER: zuperxtreme
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 02:59
CONTENT:
that there are a lot of sick people in our world..
explosives
that we should all be exterminated and do everyone/everything a favor..

but the again..
there are things like

quote:
Exactly. You shouldn't worry about whether the coin lands on heads or tails. You should look forward to the days it lands on its edge.

that makes you think we may have a chance..

peace

POSTER: Jarhead1
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 03:02
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by Zig Zag:
Never trust tinyurl

POSTER: ark_gamer
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 03:42
CONTENT:
I don't shock anymore. Totse has taken care of that problem.

My typing speed is up.

I use the word "nigger" fluently.

I now know never to post threads bragging about having sex.

I am even more of a wiseass then before I came to totse.

I learned how to pwn n00bs.

POSTER: KrossFalquo
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 03:50
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by zuperxtreme:
that there are a lot of sick people in our world..
explosives
that we should all be exterminated and do everyone/everything a favor..

but the again..
there are things like

Exactly. You shouldn't worry about whether the coin lands on heads or tails. You should look forward to the days it lands on its edge.

that makes you think we may have a chance..

peace

Date Registered: 02-27-2006
Status: Regular
Total Posts: 14

STFU

POSTER: StreetThug
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 05:23
CONTENT:
I learned everything from totse

POSTER: DonMuttoni
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 05:27
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by Sentinel:
So much. Sooooo much.... I can't even list it all. Totse took me in as a scrawny little worthless teenage fag and here I stand, a pyro-building, metal-casting, chainmaille-wearing, potato cannon-wielding man! I have WAY too many hobbies, I know tons of stuff about every single subject from methamphetamine manufacture to identity theft to quantum mechanics. I have seen the darker side of man; I have seen the pieces of the mind that are usually hidden from sight but come out on the internet. Racism is alive and kicking, as is idiocy, illiteracy, and inability to use a keyboard. Store-bought things are good, but nothing is better than Do-it-yourself! Blackcats are fun, but homemade salutes are more fun!

I love you guys. Sometimes I hate some of you but all in all…I LOVE TOTSE!

Yet you still can't get laid

POSTER: plainclothescop
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 06:02
CONTENT:
The world is full of chronic liars.

POSTER: orionw88
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 06:11
CONTENT:
I learned how to pick a cheap combo lock. haha. That's how I found totse. It was a good year before I found the forum though. :

POSTER: Megalodon
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 06:12
CONTENT:
this planet's weakness

POSTER: Aft3r ImaGe
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 12:57
CONTENT:
The meaning of life

POSTER: Garrett
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 13:02
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by Heck_Tate:
if jesus came back i'd fight him. just for fun. he'd probably win but how many people can say they fought jesus?

Ceaser. Judas.

His track records not too good.

POSTER: Ich
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 13:07
CONTENT:
Potato salad can be used as a lubricant.

And that the people here actually enjoy drinking beer that tastes like urine.

I am in freaking Germany.

POSTER: Misguided Russian
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 13:45
CONTENT:
quote:Originally posted by Zig Zag:
Never trust tinyurl

TnyUrl preview owns you.

POSTER: insomniac5027
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 13:50
CONTENT:
I have learned nothing from your puny insignificant website.

POSTER: deathbyshotgun
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 14:02
CONTENT:
ive only been here for two days and i've already learned pretty much everything i weanted to know about marijuana. (one of the reasons i joined)

plus ppl at totse actually have useful information no useless bullshit*

*=with the exception of everything tuc says...

POSTER: Mantikore
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 14:34
CONTENT:
pyro

not to click on random picture links of people's girlfriends

a heck of lot of ways to make fun of blacks

POSTER: Trousersnake
TIMESTAMP: posted 04-08-2006 16:10
CONTENT:
I learnt what the term "true friend" means. I've met a lot of people on totse and built good relationships with them both here and on msn.

These are people that are interesting and in short fun to talk to and get to know. I hope anyone who I'm talking about who is reading this knows that I'm talking about them.

2018-11-18 at 3:03 AM UTC in The fuck is the Mongolvoid?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by -SpectraL I always deliver. Whether it's a Mongolian mongoloid or an all-out fight with a grizzly bear, I always bring it.

Ok, then how about an all-out fight between a Mongolian mongoloid and a grizzly bear?

Bonus points for a mongoloid grizzly bear.

2018-11-18 at 3 AM UTC in What can I poison myself with to be a faggot to get some attention?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Honestly, you don't need to take anything.

Trust me, I've been in the psych ward twice (once voluntary, the other involuntary).

Just tell them you are feeling suicidal and just don't know what to do.

You may have to be very specific with your suicidal ideation so that it isn't interpreted as too vague and abstract.

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