I currently do not have an erection.

1. 2018-11-17 at 12:20 PM UTC

   #1
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   What is the current status of your genitalia?
2. 2018-11-17 at 12:22 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   How’s it hanging? To the left or right?
   
   
   Getting ready to be washed in the shower.
3. 2018-11-17 at 12:25 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Mostly to the right.
   
   It's almost kind of inverted right now actually.
   
   1. Meth.
   2. I'm a grower not a shower.
   
   I have a notoriously small member when it is unerect.
   
   I get no complaints when it's standing at full attention (which is rare because too much drugs and alcohol...).
4. 2018-11-17 at 12:28 PM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   I always compare the way my penis grows to putting drops of water on a tightly folded plastic straw wrapper made of paper.
5. 2018-11-17 at 12:30 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by GGG I always compare the way my penis grows to putting drops of water on a tightly folded plastic straw wrapper made of paper.

   
   I'm trying really hard to picture that, but it's just not conjuring...
   
   Actually, yeah I kinda get what you're saying.
   
   Yeah it's kinda similar for me too.
6. 2018-11-17 at 11:44 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   IMPORTANT STATUS UPDATE: I now have a budding erection.
7. 2018-11-17 at 11:44 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Y'know, let me tell you all about it
8. 2018-11-17 at 11:54 PM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   0% boner.
9. 2018-11-18 at 12:04 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Item 9 0% boner.

   
   Same here. It was a false alarm.
   
   Sorry everyone.
   
   I'll update this thread again though when things change again.
10. 2018-11-18 at 12:08 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    My penis went inside out days ago. I got vasoconstriction like a mo fugger
11. 2018-11-18 at 12:08 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]

    Originally posted by Technologist Getting ready to be washed in the shower.

    
    
    The guys are on their way.
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    • RestStop
12. 2018-11-18 at 12:52 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Oh hell, it’ll take a lot more than that. Do they have a sand blaster? That oughtta do the trick!
13. 2018-11-18 at 1:02 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by GGG I always compare the way my penis grows to putting drops of water on a tightly folded plastic straw wrapper made of paper.

    
    
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    • CandyRein
14. 2018-11-18 at 1:15 AM UTC

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    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist How’s it hanging? To the left or right?
    
    
    Getting ready to be washed in the shower.

    
    how big is your dick.
15. 2018-11-18 at 1:26 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    20 inches😁
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    • CandyRein
16. 2018-11-18 at 1:27 AM UTC

    #16
    Nigger Stole My Bike Houston

    Originally posted by aldra

    
    Lol, 5 days.
    
    Remember how the packet always made it out that it'd grow 50 feet tall in about 7 seconds?
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    • CandyRein
17. 2018-11-18 at 4:13 AM UTC

    #17
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    What’s a an erection? 🤔
18. 2018-11-18 at 4:35 AM UTC

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    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl What’s a an erection? 🤔

    
    Not being Impotent
    
    Do yous feel Impotent, mr D
19. 2018-11-18 at 4:37 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl What’s a an erection? 🤔

    
    A large structure, typically used as a home or place of business, constructed from various materials to keep it standing reliably.
20. 2018-11-18 at 4:41 AM UTC

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    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by gadzooks A large structure, typically used as a home or place of business, constructed from various materials to keep it standing reliably.

    
    Unless it's the erection of the MOON PERSON Tower that our Admin and friends invested in.. then it's a limp dick leaning towards the Salesforce "Buttplug" tower
    
    - ;js