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I wonder if any girl ever jacked off to me
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2018-11-18 at 5 AM UTCdoubt it...hell, ain't even jacked off to myself
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2018-11-18 at 5:06 AM UTCI should make a guide on how to have phone sex in prison. It might actually result in some Google hits because it's a fringe topic there's probably not a lot written up on
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2018-11-18 at 5:08 AM UTCI remember when this female friend of mine admitted that she sometimes thought about pretty much all of her male friends at one point or another while fingering her concerto.
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2018-11-18 at 5:13 AM UTCmost girls finger themselves stupidly too like they just rub their clits back and forth like they're patting a tiny mouse on the head. You've gotta surprise it and slap it and throw it off its game. Bitches are just lazy with their own body. Ask a girl how she fingers herself and it's usually the most junior high technique you've ever seen.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-11-18 at 6:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo most girls finger themselves stupidly too like they just rub their clits back and forth like they're patting a tiny mouse on the head. You've gotta surprise it and slap it and throw it off its game. Bitches are just lazy with their own body. Ask a girl how she fingers herself and it's usually the most junior high technique you've ever seen.
Meanwhile dude's be building sophisticated sex robots.
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2018-11-18 at 11:33 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo most girls finger themselves stupidly too like they just rub their clits back and forth like they're patting a tiny mouse on the head. You've gotta surprise it and slap it and throw it off its game. Bitches are just lazy with their own body. Ask a girl how she fingers herself and it's usually the most junior high technique you've ever seen.
Wouldn’t you think if a girl wants to get off she’s gonna do what works for her?
Sudo, don’t flatter yourself thinking you know how to get a woman off, better than they can for themselves. I’m sure you know how to spank your monkey better than any woman could! -
2018-11-18 at 11:45 AM UTC
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2018-11-18 at 11:47 AM UTCIs your monkey happy today Mikey?
Have a good day, I’m workin on this fine Sunday, blaaaaaa! -
2018-11-18 at 11:50 AM UTC
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2018-11-18 at 12:55 PM UTC
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2018-11-18 at 1:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo most girls finger themselves stupidly too like they just rub their clits back and forth like they're patting a tiny mouse on the head. You've gotta surprise it and slap it and throw it off its game. Bitches are just lazy with their own body. Ask a girl how she fingers herself and it's usually the most junior high technique you've ever seen.
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2018-11-18 at 9:10 PM UTCI like how Tech pets her pussy for me when I call her in the wee hours of the morning. She keeps a running narrative going of what she is doing to herself and how it makes her feel up until she starts getting excited. I can tell when she starts going "Oh, oh, oh...until she lets out an "Oh, my god!!!" She then very politely encourages me until I finish. Damn good sport she is!
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2018-11-18 at 10:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo most girls finger themselves stupidly too like they just rub their clits back and forth like they're patting a tiny mouse on the head. You've gotta surprise it and slap it and throw it off its game. Bitches are just lazy with their own body. Ask a girl how she fingers herself and it's usually the most junior high technique you've ever seen.
Yeah OK, women know how to get themselves off way better than you do pal. And they rub that shit way rougher than Most guys know.
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2018-11-18 at 10:23 PM UTCNo we don’t have to get crazy with it bc we know exactly what rhythm and pressure works which is probably why it looks boring, unless a toy is involved. Those lovense things are wild.
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2018-11-18 at 10:25 PM UTCSounds boring.
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2018-11-18 at 10:30 PM UTCYank on the clit like it's pinball
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2018-11-18 at 10:30 PM UTCThe oinball
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2018-11-18 at 10:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by stl1 I like how Tech pets her pussy for me when I call her in the wee hours of the morning. She keeps a running narrative going of what she is doing to herself and how it makes her feel up until she starts getting excited. I can tell when she starts going "Oh, oh, oh…until she lets out an "Oh, my god!!!" She then very politely encourages me until I finish. Damn good sport she is!
I had no idea that Tech likes to phone bone...
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2018-11-18 at 10:57 PM UTC
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2018-11-19 at 2:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist Wouldn’t you think if a girl wants to get off she’s gonna do what works for her?
Sudo, don’t flatter yourself thinking you know how to get a woman off, better than they can for themselves. I’m sure you know how to spank your monkey better than any woman could!
my baby mama could jack me off better than I could myself a lot of the time, mostly because she had smaller hands.
I have a pretty damn good finger poppin game. Girls don't think about nuances like fingering while smacking their clit with the base of your wrist and going in different directions. I've told girls to finger themselves for me and then showed them how to do it better. Not trying to be an internet sex God or anything but that's just how things are. It's like how gay guys can probably suck dick better than most girls and a lot of guys don't know they like bondage until a girl demands they do it.
That's just how sex works, your frame of reference is small and seems fine until it's expanded and then it never seems the same
