Posts by gadzooks

2018-11-18 at 5:54 PM UTC in Lanny blew this website, too, with his stupidity and jealousy.

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Wut?

Clearly I'm missing an absolute fuckton of information.

What happened now?

2018-11-18 at 5:50 PM UTC in Do You Guys Think Rust Was A Little Obsessed?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by -SpectraL Rust would ban people just for having a different viewpoint than his. That's not moderation, that's tyranny.

That is definitely not right, no denying that.

But I still have love for Rust.

Power can make normal/decent people do crazy things.

Not that I'm trying to excuse his behavior, just kinda trying to reconcile it with the awesome Rust I once knew.

2018-11-18 at 4:25 PM UTC in socializing

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by DietPiano "I like your shoes…"

"I like your shoes… Now hand them over, and while you're at it, hand over your wallet. And if you happen to be carrying any meth, hand that over first, you degenerate punk."

Fixed that for you.

2018-11-18 at 4:19 PM UTC in What can I poison myself with to be a faggot to get some attention?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III do meth til your body can't resist infections then get abscesses, it's pretty easy especially since meth is fun and the time will fly by

This has to be, hands down, the worst advice I have ever seen anyone give another person on an Internet forum.

That is impressive.

2018-11-18 at 4:18 PM UTC in Donald Trump here, AMA

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

What are some of the business strategies you used to build your economic empire?

Do you find that running a country really is a lot like running a company?

Which do you prefer doing more?

Also, are you an abnormally tall Oompa Loompa?

2018-11-18 at 4:11 PM UTC in I currently do not have an erection.

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by mikeyagain

Yeah, mine looks kinda like that. All barbed at one end and pulsating at the tip.

2018-11-18 at 4:09 PM UTC in Do You Guys Think Rust Was A Little Obsessed?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

I don't know much about all this Rust drama, but he will always be one of my favorite posters. He was so damn knowledgeable on so many topics. He was literally a role model for me growing up.

I just had to put that out there.

I really don't know much about what kind of abuses of power he was taking or any of that, and that is really quite unfortunate if true.

Rust, if you by any chance read this, I'm not fucking around when I say you had a tremendous impact on my life. Seriously.

2018-11-18 at 9:08 AM UTC in Every once in a while, I am going to post screenshots from old Totse and Zoklet threads...

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Narc Do you have the pedobaiting Fred's?

I don't think that I do.

I remember them, but I never really got into it, so I didn't end up saving any of them.

I do remember when it was a big thing on Totse though.

Some people were pulling in mucho dinero.

2018-11-18 at 9:04 AM UTC in Have you ever thought too hard about your (living) parents, etc dying and start crying?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

I remember waking up one night and bursting into your moms vagina.

2018-11-18 at 9 AM UTC in Predict the Future

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by aldra write an app that logs what you post on social media, no matter how insane or inane, finds sources that agree with you and congratulates you for being 'woke'. for bonus points try to work something derisive about 'sheeple' into the title and/or tagline

That would actually be so easy a program to write. If I didn't already pop my sleepy time benzos to end the meth binge, I'd probably throw that together tonight.

We can call it like, SheepBook, or InstaWoke, or like The Great Echo Chamber. They probably wouldn't even know it's making fun of them.

2018-11-18 at 7:53 AM UTC in Every once in a while, I am going to post screenshots from old Totse and Zoklet threads...

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Misguided Russian someone here posted a youtube video about goodbye totse or something, one of the scenes was one of the hb collages. Can't find it.

DUDE...

Is this it?

2018-11-18 at 7:51 AM UTC in Every once in a while, I am going to post screenshots from old Totse and Zoklet threads...

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Misguided Russian someone here posted a youtube video about goodbye totse or something, one of the scenes was one of the hb collages. Can't find it.

I'm gonna keep looking through my archives.

In the meantime, how about a 2004 Totse "Facebook"?

2018-11-18 at 7:48 AM UTC in Have you ever thought too hard about your (living) parents, etc dying and start crying?

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Rivotril No. I almost killed my parents in a psychosis and even after that I was ok. It's very difficult for me to emotionally connect, much more difficult to cry. The last time I cried was 2011 and I cried because I felt physical pain.

It's not uncommon for men to have a hard time crying.

I know I've teared up on occasion, but I don't know if I've ever straight up bawled my eyes out (at least, not since childhood).

2018-11-18 at 7:45 AM UTC in Every once in a while, I am going to post screenshots from old Totse and Zoklet threads...

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Misguided Russian DO YOU HAVE

any of the HB collages?

Sadly I don't think I do. :(

Damnit, someone has to have them stored somewhere.

2018-11-18 at 7:44 AM UTC in Every once in a while, I am going to post screenshots from old Totse and Zoklet threads...

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Misguided Russian

Yeap, I recognized your name in that thread.

You an O.G., playa.

2018-11-18 at 7:18 AM UTC in Cloning technology and sex robots

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Originally posted by Ghost Also it would be cool to clone your girlfriend so one could ride your dick while the other sits on your face while the third clone is cooking dinner.

This is the future.

The singularity is near.

2018-11-18 at 7:09 AM UTC in I'm a fuckin dork

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Your boyfriend is a dork, McLovin'.
I just pulled up in a Ghost.
Fucked that bitch up out in London.
Then I fucked up on her cousin.
Or her sister, I don't know nothin'.

2018-11-18 at 7:02 AM UTC in A love thread for candy now that finny is banned.

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Finny, as in ininityshock? The fellow with some kind of penchant for using the "N" word?

What's his deal, anyway.

He always asked me (and other dudes) for nude pics.

He truly was an enigma.

2018-11-18 at 6:56 AM UTC in Predict the Future

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

I will create the most popular app ever made, beating out Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

I will then use my near-infinite riches to buy a small island and call it Totse island, and move everyone from NIS over there.

Exact date: Hmm, June 15th, 2021.

2018-11-18 at 6:50 AM UTC in Raided by the cops

gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

Are you printing your own counterfeit movie theatre tickets and then selling them on craigslist too?

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