Posts by gadzooks

1. 2018-11-18 at 2:55 AM UTC in We welcome people from all walks of life.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   The most of important of the 10 commandments of any true METHodist are:
   1. Thou shalt not snitch against thy neighbour
   2. Thou shalt not covet they neighbours stash
2. 2018-11-18 at 2:50 AM UTC in We welcome people from all walks of life.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   The book of Duderonomy instills within us the wisdom that true brotherhood (and sisterhood) means sharing one's sacred crystal stash, thus being a true Dude.
3. 2018-11-18 at 2:46 AM UTC in We welcome people from all walks of life.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by HampTheToker Quarter of purple fruit punch Trump's your shitty ball, bro. Stimulants are fun, but you can't sustain that kind of lifestyle. I can't, anyway.

   
   Ye, anything is possible with virtuous faith and devotion to the holy crystal.
   
   Abraham was once instructed to sacrifice his son Isaac for a 2-point sac of meth, and he set out to carry out this task, even though it meant murdering his own son. The benevolent Methathustra intervened, and tossed Abraham an ounce of his finest ice.
   
   He was thus rewarded for his faith.
   
   Amen.
4. 2018-11-18 at 2:43 AM UTC in We welcome people from all walks of life.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   The book of Genesis introduced us to the original synthesis of the sacred crystal of wisdom, and the book of Exodus portrays our proud escape from persecution to a land where we could be free to imbibe in the sacred crystal, without judgment.
   
   A formal baptism is not required for membership in this beautiful religion, only devotion to the one true Lord and Savior Methathustra, and acceptance of the religious powers his sacred crystal holds for humanity.
5. 2018-11-18 at 2:35 AM UTC in We welcome people from all walks of life.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   All hail Methathustra, the true savior of our people.
   
   He will deliver us from temptation, to satisfaction, by providing His people with all the chemical life-enhancers one could ever need.
   
   Hallow be thy name, Methathustra.
   
   I humble myself before thee.
6. 2018-11-18 at 2:32 AM UTC in We welcome people from all walks of life.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by cupocheer …"Do you have a few moments to talk about the Lord Saviour's METHodist Church?"…
   
   (Original post by Gadzooks)
   
   
   …let's talk, shall we?

   
   I just bought an 8-ball of meth about 10 minutes ago.
   
   This thread has the serendipitous timing of a religious parable.
7. 2018-11-18 at 12:21 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Debating if I should jerk my dick and eat this Chinese at the same time.

   
   Just jerk the Chinese.
   
   Get you some Cream of Sum Yung Gai.
8. 2018-11-18 at 12:18 AM UTC in Why can't North America (CANADA) afford
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   The plural of 'choose' is cheese.
9. 2018-11-18 at 12:17 AM UTC in Why can't North America (CANADA) afford
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Wait.. we can't use meese for moose, because mice already has that.

   
   Mousse.
   
   Wait a sec...
10. 2018-11-18 at 12:12 AM UTC in Speaking of smells ....
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Narc That's fucking hilarious, you wouldn't take opiates but then you go and use a far worse drug(alcohol) instead. How fucking dumb are you?
    
    Lol, that really did give me a chuckle.

    
    Opiates are virtually 100% benign in terms of bodily damage and health impact.
    
    Assuming no issues with impurities, such as fentanyl, and also assuming no needle sharing and so forth, heroin is one of the safest and most predictable drugs out there.
    
    
    
    That being said, I function better in life as an alcoholic than I did as opiate addict.
    
    Hopefully that will have sufficiently terminated your unnecessary chuckling.
11. 2018-11-18 at 12:07 AM UTC in Paying for Sex (is it inevitable if you're a dude?)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Sounds like you're on the spectrum.

    
    I wouldn't be too surprised, to be honest.
12. 2018-11-18 at 12:04 AM UTC in I currently do not have an erection.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Item 9 0% boner.

    
    Same here. It was a false alarm.
    
    Sorry everyone.
    
    I'll update this thread again though when things change again.
13. 2018-11-17 at 11:59 PM UTC in Paying for Sex (is it inevitable if you're a dude?)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL But a lay-away plan is acceptable?

    
    More or less.
14. 2018-11-17 at 11:54 PM UTC in Paying for Sex (is it inevitable if you're a dude?)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Narc Did you get your moneys worth out of her?

    
    Ehh, it depends on how you look at it.
    
    She charged most guys like $300 an hour, so if we fucked a few times, that's might cover the cost of the vehicle.
    
    But I wasn't too keen on having to pay for sex.
    
    I told her from the get go it's a personal policy that I don't pay directly for sex.
15. 2018-11-17 at 11:53 PM UTC in Paying for Sex (is it inevitable if you're a dude?)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Zanick Please update me with tips on how to achieve pimpdom.

    
    They're starting a new doctoral program at Berkeley in Pimpology.
16. 2018-11-17 at 11:49 PM UTC in Totse is back up, -SpectraL
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I got my hopes up for just a second there that it was up and running and all the old posters were posting and everything.
    
    Please don't toy with my emotions like that.
    
    
17. 2018-11-17 at 11:44 PM UTC in I currently do not have an erection.
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    IMPORTANT STATUS UPDATE: I now have a budding erection.
18. 2018-11-17 at 11:40 PM UTC in Why can't North America (CANADA) afford
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Bisons.

    
    Cattles.
19. 2018-11-17 at 3:36 PM UTC in Paying for Sex (is it inevitable if you're a dude?)
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I would tip a violinist. I would insert my tip inside her (tip jar).
20. 2018-11-17 at 3:34 PM UTC in I'm hungover...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm well hung.