2018-11-18 at 2:19 AM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
…"Do you have a few moments to talk about the Lord Saviour's METHodist Church?"…
(Original post by Gadzooks)
...let's talk, shall we?
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2018-11-18 at 2:35 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
All hail Methathustra, the true savior of our people.
He will deliver us from temptation, to satisfaction, by providing His people with all the chemical life-enhancers one could ever need.
Hallow be thy name, Methathustra.
I humble myself before thee.
2018-11-18 at 2:43 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
The book of Genesis introduced us to the original synthesis of the sacred crystal of wisdom, and the book of Exodus portrays our proud escape from persecution to a land where we could be free to imbibe in the sacred crystal, without judgment.
A formal baptism is not required for membership in this beautiful religion, only devotion to the one true Lord and Savior Methathustra, and acceptance of the religious powers his sacred crystal holds for humanity.
2018-11-18 at 2:46 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by HampTheToker
Quarter of purple fruit punch Trump's your shitty ball, bro. Stimulants are fun, but you can't sustain that kind of lifestyle. I can't, anyway.
Ye, anything is possible with virtuous faith and devotion to the holy crystal.
Abraham was once instructed to sacrifice his son Isaac for a 2-point sac of meth, and he set out to carry out this task, even though it meant murdering his own son. The benevolent Methathustra intervened, and tossed Abraham an ounce of his finest ice.
He was thus rewarded for his faith.
Amen.
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2018-11-18 at 2:50 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
The book of Duderonomy instills within us the wisdom that true brotherhood (and sisterhood) means sharing one's sacred crystal stash, thus being a true Dude.
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2018-11-18 at 2:55 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
The most of important of the 10 commandments of any true METHodist are:
1. Thou shalt not snitch against thy neighbour
2. Thou shalt not covet they neighbours stash
2018-11-18 at 4:37 AM UTC
Wasn't Robin Willians a Methodist?
So Sad. lost of great talent.
curious what set him off or if someone suicideded him for the Illuminati.
-Prove me wrong!
2018-11-18 at 5:05 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
He may have been a Methodist, but he was not a METHodistTM (at least as far as I know; Mork was a pretty off the wall character).
2018-11-21 at 2:05 AM UTC
"And let he who is without sin smoketh the first shard "
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2018-11-21 at 2:07 AM UTC
Your drug is a scourge on society. especially to white folks. it is destroying any chance that Caucasoids will survive these next few generations.
2018-11-21 at 4:09 AM UTC
Barleypop gets no respect.
2018-11-21 at 9:53 PM UTC
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
He tugged my hair.
He flicked my ear.
He was married.
What would you have done if you were in my place?
2018-11-21 at 10:36 PM UTC
How long in seconds/minutes is a moment and how many of those moments constitutes a few?
