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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by infinityshock i was banned because lanny is a proud member of the #metoo movement and he's mad that hes not on the long list of women whos orifices ive plundered.

    fact.

    no one cares what you think you dumb nigger

    LOL.

    You can't suddenly do a 180 and pretend that dudes' assholes are suddenly womens' orifices.

    Also, I hope you realize that calling white people "dumb nigger" is not really an effective insult.

    If you call black people that, though, then I sincerely do hope Lanny finds a legitimate reason to ban you, because that would make you an absolute fuckstick.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Lanny Dishes, they're pretty easy to do but they don't stay done for more than a couple of hours. Like you never get to have the dishes done for longer than it is until the next meal. A perpetual reminder of our base, material needs. Our status as common animals. They sit there taunting me, they say "in your conceit, you, man, forget that in mere days your body fails you without food. All your accomplishments, all your civilization, and you haven't escaped the most basic needs of your ancestors. Woe unto you, who thinks to rise above, who denies your place in the world. Look on my cluttered, stacked, grease spattered facade and know of biological fact, your inevitable demise, the futility of all your projects." Fuck dishes man, they're some bitch shit.

    Holy fuck that is pretty much exactly how I view dishes.

    I'm so tempted to just use dollar store disposable plastic plates, cups, and cutlery, but then that environmentalism guilt kicks in.

    I still do keep some plastic dishes/cutlery around for occasional use, though, to be honest. If I just did the dishes and my apartment is looking nice and spotless (and dish free), I will use the plastic for a meal or two just to preserve that (unfortunately temporary) feeling of "doneness."
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ajax It’s not a tax on poverty. It’s a disincentivization technique to modify the behavior of people to stop spending money they don’t have. A technique that appears, by proof of this thread, to be working.

    And credit is an incentivization technique to modify the behavior of people to start spending money they don't have.

    And the only lesson here is to be born into better circumstances so that you can build credit from a young age, rather than being the victim of shitty circumstances that force you into debt from a young age.

    Next time I'm born, I'll pick a stable household like some of my friends had (who are now, of course, doing really well financially). My bad, I guess.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by infinityshock too late

    I honestly don't even know what brought about your initial ban, and I don't know the site rules 100%...

    But your posting could be interpreted as spamming... I mean, 90% of your posts are (barely relevant) pictures of black people holding photoshopped signs, or requesting nude pics from male posters.

    We get it; you're gay and you hate blacks.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    For the record: In all seriousness, though, I actually don't want the site to start banning people simply because a few people ask for it; nor should they be banned simply for being obnoxious assholes.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Item 9 y

    ...

    Originally posted by infinityshock
    Originally posted by Item 9 y

    post nude selfies nigger

    ... I rest my case?
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I think it's silly when I hear someone- usually over the age of 50, although I have come across one person who was in their 30's who did this- refuses to use smartphones, or computers because they're scared that they'll be 'hacked', as though they have information valuable enough for someone to go out of their way to hack this one individual, when they barely get a $1,000 SSDI check, and most the time their bank account barely has $5 in it. lol it drove me nuts when seniors don't want to make an email account even just because they're afraid it'll be hacked.

    Yeah that's pretty much my mom right there. Although she has started trusting online banking at her home computer only (i.e. she still doesn't trust phone banking apps, because she thinks that if she loses her phone and someone else finds it, or somebody steals it, they can use it to sign in).

    To be honest though, as much as it annoys me when people are like that (I used to work at a billing support call center for a major cell phone service provider, so I dealt with people like that ALL. THE. TIME.), but their fears are not entirely baseless. I mean, one thing I had to deal with a lot at the call center was people calling in asking about that text message they just got "from us" asking them to follow a link and enter their banking info to receive some kind of refund "from us". Tragically, a lot of people fall for it, especially senior citizens for example, but it's because they don't yet have the experience with technology, as well as the "street smarts" that a lot of us have, to be able to distinguish right away between a legitimate request for banking and personal info and a fraudulent one.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ajax They are charging a flat fee for the service of covering your broke ass. It’s foolish to convert it to an APR because it doesn’t realistically depict the true nature of the transaction.

    So basically it's a justification for pushing the poor further into debt... It's like a tax on poverty. That is so fucking wrong it absolutely blows my mind.

    Originally posted by Ajax I’m not saying $48 is a reasonable overdraft fee, so don’t misconstrue my point.

    I wouldn't mind if it was a percentage of the amount I was short, for example, because I'm only ever short maybe a couple hundred bucks (at the most), and then I can find the money to repay it within days typically. I virtually never carry a negative balance.

    There's a reason that a flat tax, for example, is considered a regressive taxation system.

    The same applies to a flat rate on things like this.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The shtick is getting old, bruh. Try something new.

    In case you (or anyone) didn't see it, I actually collated and analyzed all of his posts and did a word frequency analysis...

    Originally posted by gadzooks Infinityshock's word frequency list (top 20 most frequently used words in his posts in 2018):
    like: 736
    dont: 719
    nigger: 619
    even: 460
    nude: 456
    go: 449
    shit: 445
    know: 436
    make: 425
    stfu: 403
    fucking: 353
    literally: 351
    ill: 326
    back: 320
    pics: 319
    cock: 316
    time: 315
    need: 314
    niggers: 303
    much: 299

    And I even made a word cloud...



    And as Odigo pointed out...

    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service It's like a portal into his mind.
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    By the way, what ever happened to Enter(ita)?

    Anyone know?
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung Op, you're a whiny, sensitive lil bitch, aren't you ? Your username should be mr. Metrosexual.

    Says the faggot making 1000 pointless threads every day in SG about living in a motel and the sexy maids.

    Try having an authentic and genuinely romantic experience with someone some time, and you might learn to appreciate the truly finer things in life.

    I'll take being a "whiny, sensitive lil bitch" who actually feels something over being an obnoxious Internet troll who puts on a tough front to garner vain and transient popularity.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Item 9 At least you have that memory in your back pocket to go back to and re-play litterally anytime you want, and it's actually real.

    So, uh yeah… what are you even complaining about?

    That's true.

    I have decided that I will savor that memory every chance I get, and be thankful that I even have that.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 4000+ thirsty dudes telling them "dam bby, u fine af"

    Yeah there are some ridiculously conceited "Instathots" out there.

    Sometimes I wonder if it's really their fault, or all the drooling, fawning, sycophantic betas out there.

    I mean, that kind of attention must be as addictive as any drug.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Did u get some strange bud?

    Nah, unfortunately.

    I did have an okay time just getting out of my apartment after too much hermitism lately.

    I remembered, though, that I really need to get back into good physical shape to increase my chances.

    I've kinda let myself go recently, and there seems to be a 100% correlation between my sex life and my BMI.

    Tomorrow I'm getting a gym membership, and reinstalling MyFitnessPal or something.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ People tell me not to be an alcoholic but they love me when I'm drunk.

  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ

    I have a strange fascination with that particular live suicide.

    The poor dude was probably schizophrenic, or at least had some other debilitating mental illness.

    He holed himself up in his room and just wrote in his journal about Bjork all day, every day.

    I actually have a friend who has schizophrenia and also has an obsession with a female celebrity. He writes about her in a journal as well. (Just schizo things...).

    I can't see him mailing any bombs or anything, though.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Pretty sure I saw him post just now(unfortunately) in the "Post beautiful people" thread in SG.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I one knew a maid named Lupina,
    Bitch was one fine senorita,
    I laid nude in bed,
    Hoping for head,
    But instead I was raped by Enterita.
    -- WellHung
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG Turnip is a good idea though because I was dead sober and I was just joking man and I am perfectly happy with the smell of pee

    I got you fam...
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ah fuck it, why not just go straight for turnipipipipipipipips.
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