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  1. 2019-01-09 at 5:17 AM UTC
    #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    All I do when I go the bar is WIN.

    WHY?

    People tell me not to be an alcoholic but they love me when I'm drunk.

    Oh garret go home you're drnk" says nobidy
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  2. 2019-01-09 at 7:26 AM UTC
    #22
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein I hope you feel better soon Gadzooks

    When I saw this post it reminded me of my favorite lines/poems

    It’s from β€œIT” πŸ˜‹




    Have a good cry now then get up an kick azz tomorrow Friend

    post nudes if you want people to feel better.
  3. 2019-01-09 at 7:36 AM UTC
    #23
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny post nudes if you want people to feel better.

  4. 2019-01-09 at 7:40 AM UTC
    #24
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    kept thinking his hand around the grip was a fleshlight
  5. 2019-01-09 at 7:56 AM UTC
    #25
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ

    Umm
  6. 2019-01-09 at 7:58 AM UTC
    #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra kept thinking his hand around the grip was a fleshlight

    How gay are you on a scale of?
  7. 2019-01-09 at 7:59 AM UTC
    #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Umm

    ?
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  8. 2019-01-09 at 8:13 AM UTC
    #28
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ ?

    Interrobang sounds like something they'd do in gitmo
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  9. 2019-01-09 at 8:19 AM UTC
    #29
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Loing Interrobang sounds like something they'd do in gitmo

    fag
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  10. 2019-01-09 at 8:41 AM UTC
    #30
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Loing Interrobang sounds like something they'd do in gitmo

    already a trademark of abu-ghraib, where it seems they actually raped young boys


    gitmo's signature move is 'rectal feeding'
  11. 2019-01-09 at 1:15 PM UTC
    #31
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ

    jokes on you.

    i had all the images blocked.
  12. 2019-01-09 at 1:19 PM UTC
    #32
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny jokes on you.

    i had all the images blocked.

    So you unblocked it to see what you missed or?
  13. 2019-01-09 at 1:28 PM UTC
    #33
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by Loing So you unblocked it to see what you missed or?

    i opened it but i managed to close before it ...
  14. 2019-01-09 at 1:53 PM UTC
    #34
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Lollipops & rainbows.
  15. 2019-01-09 at 2:24 PM UTC
    #35
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ How gay are you on a scale of?

    πŸ’”
  16. 2019-01-09 at 2:29 PM UTC
    #36
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks Yeah I can't take any of this shit right now.

    I'm hitting the liquor store… maybe even the bar.

    I usually get laid when I hit up the bar.

    Whoever I meet (if anyone) will never replace my One True Love mentioned above.

    But liquor and casual sex can be a pretty effective distraction.

    Did u get some strange bud?
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  17. 2019-01-10 at 12:34 AM UTC
    #37
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ

    I have a strange fascination with that particular live suicide.

    The poor dude was probably schizophrenic, or at least had some other debilitating mental illness.

    He holed himself up in his room and just wrote in his journal about Bjork all day, every day.

    I actually have a friend who has schizophrenia and also has an obsession with a female celebrity. He writes about her in a journal as well. (Just schizo things...).

    I can't see him mailing any bombs or anything, though.
  18. 2019-01-10 at 12:37 AM UTC
    #38
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ People tell me not to be an alcoholic but they love me when I'm drunk.

  19. 2019-01-10 at 12:39 AM UTC
    #39
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Did u get some strange bud?

    Nah, unfortunately.

    I did have an okay time just getting out of my apartment after too much hermitism lately.

    I remembered, though, that I really need to get back into good physical shape to increase my chances.

    I've kinda let myself go recently, and there seems to be a 100% correlation between my sex life and my BMI.

    Tomorrow I'm getting a gym membership, and reinstalling MyFitnessPal or something.
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