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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick Jesus christ, some of these drugs are for people with dementia. What the fuck makes somebody take this? Who drinks that much coffee?

    You do your brother does. Apparently.
  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick I feel like I'm being introduced to an internet stranger just reading it.

    I'm assuming he's your biological brother...?

    That means that what he thinks/says is probably not that far off from what you would think/say if you were born a dude.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Also, what kind of law do you practice? Corporate? Criminal defense? Litigation??
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    A lot of female lawyers strip to make their way through college.

    It might be fun - for you, and for the rest of us.

    Everybody wins.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick I can't believe people talk about this sort of thing on the internet. Ridiculous.

    You should see some of the stuff "your brother" posts.
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh man, mine was great...

    For time/technology context (Internet porn didn't really exist yet - or if it did, it was in textual/ASCII form and thus not all that titilating): The year was 1993.

    This older girl (I was 9 at the time, she was 13) showed me this magazine with a picture of a naked man and woman. I was curious, but not aroused, as I was only 9 at the time.

    Later that night, we slept in the same bed, and she started reaching over towards my genital region. Again, I wasn't sexually aroused, but I was really... excited for some reason (that, at the time, I couldn't quite put my finger on).

    Oh, and speaking of "put(ting) my finger" on things... While I was hoping (for some reason) that she would grab my flaccid 9-year old penis, she grabbed a hold of my hand, and guided it towards her down south lady parts...

    Little did I know, at the time, that that would be the last time I touched a pussy for the next DECADE.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh yeah, and...

  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Holy shit, I could tell you were different tonight.

    The thing is, I know you're clever enough that you of all people could pull of pretending to be someone else, so I have to embrace this revelation with a bit of skepticism.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER I don't bother getting chargers unless I get 150 or more. Generally I get the cream right 500 pack and in the first week 150-200 or so are gone. Then over the next month or so, I gradually use the rest. Good times. Not super cost effective though. People think coke is expensive….100 bucks or so for a couple hours or less. Well that nitrous is essentially a couple of dollars every minute you're high.

    So true. I was thinking about this just the other day... It really is over $1 a minute to be high on nitrous.

    I'm trying to reserve some of it for enhancing the experience from other drugs, but it's kinda hard not to keep reloading another charger until I run out...
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick What the fuck, do you people actually make drugs?

    Why not? It's sumthin to do.

    Originally posted by Zanick GHB is used to rape students.

    Well, you could also argue that alcohol is used to facilitate rape, but it has other purposes to, of course.

    Originally posted by Zanick What kind of a name is "gadzooks"?

    A shitty name, but I picked it one night while drunk 15 years ago, and refuse to do the name-change jamboree that's so popular around here for some reason.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ I don't wanna dick you around so no, I'm not into big, burly faggots.

    I just need like.. I don't know… for lack of a better term I just need a twink's worth of a faggot. If you can do that that's cool if not WHATEVS as the kids say.

    Ah, ok, yes, I have that particular variety of faggot available.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ How much for one faggot?

    I will part with a pretty big bundle for a pretty good price.

    Do you like big, burly faggots?
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by HTS there's a keyboard shortcut in windows that i forget (alt+shift i think), but i used to accidentally hit it all the time and switch my layout to french. there's a way to disable it lol google it.

    This happens to me all the time as well.

    It's super annoying because I don't even know why but suddenly I'm typing all kinds of accented characters and stuff. Like wtf? I ain't trynna type that shit.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm already in the neck of your woods.

    Don't worry - I have good woods.
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  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Wow.

    Thanks zooks.

    For nothing.

    Originally posted by mmQ I'm just kidding I take to back sorry sore yee sorry aoeey sorry aoeeh aoeeh sorry

    If you're ever in my neck of the woods, I will synthesize a batch just for you.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Why don't you get your dick circumferenced by beautiful men for money? Aren't you beautiful?

    I can't do teh ghey secks.

    I wish I were bi - it would open up a world of opportunities. But I just can't get it hard with a dude; not for all the money in the world.

    Also, I'm not really desperate for money or anything; I earn a decent enough salary at my day job.

    Selling a bit of G on the side, though... I might consider it... An extra few hundred bucks a week is nothing to sneeze at, especially when it's just like a half hour of work (to synthesize it).
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III Damn I was gonna drink that

    I SWIM might make more...

    I mean, now I have SWIM has a potential distribution line... I SWIM can turn a decent profit.

    Maybe...
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    It literally took me a minute for it to kick in (the thread's title, not the drugs - they kicked in about 15 minutes ago).
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by 🐿

    Is that Bradley Cooper?
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