gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Jeez, it's the LG kid next door... wtf.
Has she never experienced Winter before?
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I passed out for a bit and awoke to snowball throwin ass mufuckas. Fuck this shit.
What do I do?
2019-02-14 at 10:52 PM UTC
in
Crack is fuckng dumb as fuck.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
It does feel really damn good when it peaks, but it's not worth it.. I mean, it's like auto-erotic asphyxiation... it probably feels great, but it's dangerous as fuck.
2019-02-14 at 10:51 PM UTC
in
Crack is fuckng dumb as fuck.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
No I do it all the time. Welcome to dumbland, population ME.
2019-02-14 at 10:41 PM UTC
in
Crack is fuckng dumb as fuck.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
You feel fantastic for like a minute, and then you realize you just wasted $50 bucks on feeling high for about a minute.
Don't ever do it.
I'm starting a one-man campaign against all the crack cartels (wait, is that a thing?).
For serious, tho, this shit is the biggest waste of money ever.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Then again, that's exactly what crack does for me... Fuc.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Drugs are stupid. If you're straight-edge, you're ahead of the curve.
What the fuck it's like life on God mode for a few minutes and then life on SHIT mode after that.
Drugs are not good.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Never do this shit.
It's bad.
Legit don't.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Holy shit this shit is heaven on Earth.
It straight up shouldn't even exist.
Or it should be openly and freely available to everyone.
Either way, fuck shit damn shit fuck crack is fucked (in a good way).
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Ok it's officially a crack rock party up in this bitch... I just took a cab to the nearby 7-11 (i.e. drug town) and the dude there even recognized me... He's like "Hey, you're the dude that works with computers... I remember you".
I love that cuz I know I can trust him with some cash. I think he kinda shorted me a bit, but I got something, and I'm grateful for that.
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Ah you know what? FUCK ALL THAT JAZZ... I'mma get a fat crack rock and smoke that shit then drink some cheap swill to pass the fuck out.
Who the fuck needs the companionship of the "fairer" sex?
Straight up no one...
Crack and sherry and I'm good to go.