Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-02-16 at 11 PM UTC in Get a job you waste of cheap alcohol
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Getting drunk is my job.
   
   I'm on a whole other level here.
2. 2019-02-16 at 10:56 PM UTC in Lanny, why the fuck did my boss come up talking to me about NIS?
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Posting in an epic thread.
3. 2019-02-15 at 8:24 AM UTC in "Whats the uber driver gonna think". oh wait...
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick What Woukd you think if you were the driver of some guy at 10AM to the liquor store lol…

   
   That's my cab driver every night.
   
   Come to think of it, why haven't I ventured towards Uber? No idea.
4. 2019-02-15 at 8:03 AM UTC in I can't wait until this God forsaken day ends
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I remembered my friends birthday, though.
   
   I have a friend who's birthday is the same day as valentine's day, and has been since I first met him in first grade.
   
   I'm proud of myself for that. It reminds me I'm not that much of a reprobate. I can remember things. I drink all the time but I'm not a 24/7 drunk.
5. 2019-02-15 at 8:01 AM UTC in I can't wait until this God forsaken day ends
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Where's the fast forward button?
   
   I've woken up and gotten drunk like 5 times today. An end eventually comes, right?
   
   Am I stuck in Groundhog Day right now?
6. 2019-02-15 at 7:53 AM UTC in I strongly considered bowling professionally.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I just had a six degrees of Kevin Bacon kinda moment...
   
   Fargo is a movie by the Cohen brothers.
   
   So is The Big Lebowski.
   
   The Big Lebowski is about a dude (literally referred to as "The Dude") whose sole responsibility in life is bowling.
7. 2019-02-15 at 7:47 AM UTC in Schizophrenia thread
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Plus I'm drunk, so there's that.
8. 2019-02-15 at 7:46 AM UTC in Schizophrenia thread
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I think I might have gotten contact schizophrenia.
9. 2019-02-15 at 7:45 AM UTC in Schizophrenia thread
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   What in the actual fuck am I watching?
   
   I'm starting to regret having even woken up... Nothing makes sense. Especially this.
10. 2019-02-15 at 3:21 AM UTC in I have a marijuana addiction...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Not a single person has ever died from anything other than the angry angry hand of God.
    
    Prove me wrong.
11. 2019-02-15 at 3:19 AM UTC in On Saturday night, I'm going to a musical with my grandmother and my girlfriend...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by WellHung That chick in ur avatar is phuckable.

    
    
12. 2019-02-15 at 3:15 AM UTC in On Saturday night, I'm going to a musical with my grandmother and my girlfriend...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Also fake and gay.
    
    She'll be with me.
    
    (Your grandmother, that is).
13. 2019-02-15 at 3:10 AM UTC in Gadzooks prefers methamphetamines over marijuana...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    folks?
14. 2019-02-15 at 3:08 AM UTC in Gadzooks prefers methamphetamines over marijuana...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'll deny it from that account, though, because I'm just that damn dedicated.
15. 2019-02-15 at 3:08 AM UTC in Gadzooks prefers methamphetamines over marijuana...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    BTW: I'm actually WellHung. It's been me the whole time.
16. 2019-02-15 at 3:08 AM UTC in Gadzooks prefers methamphetamines over marijuana...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I actually seldom partake in the indulgence of crystal methamphetamines.
    
    But it's cute that you at least try to keep tabs on me.
17. 2019-02-15 at 3:04 AM UTC in I have a marijuana addiction...
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Fake and gay.
18. 2019-02-15 at 2:57 AM UTC in Why are chefs/cuisine-people the most pretentious motherfuckers on the planet?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    OH DAMN FOR GODS SAKE NEVER OVERCOOK THE PEAS!!!!1
19. 2019-02-15 at 2:52 AM UTC in Why are chefs/cuisine-people the most pretentious motherfuckers on the planet?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Oh shit, the broth was "overwhelming", and the second course's dish's presentation was a bit off. Apparently there's a "right way" to drop the food on the plate.
20. 2019-02-15 at 2:32 AM UTC in Why are chefs/cuisine-people the most pretentious motherfuckers on the planet?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If you've ever watched a cooking show on TV for like 5 minutes, you have to know what I'm talking about.
    
    Like swordfish meatballs with a <insert French sounding name>sauce</name>, with a hint of lemon and a peppery finish (or some such shit).
    
    Like listen to them... It's ridiculous. I can't think of anything more pretentious.