Posts by gadzooks

1. 2019-02-14 at 9:15 PM UTC in Black Pill swallowed. I need something to wash it down.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Madman try a transexual hooker lol

   
   If she looks feminine enough, I'll take it...
   
   Where do I find such candidates, though?
2. 2019-02-14 at 9:11 PM UTC in Black Pill swallowed. I need something to wash it down.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I mean, I can't even get a hooker cuz they're all booked up. WTF?
3. 2019-02-14 at 9:10 PM UTC in Black Pill swallowed. I need something to wash it down.
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I just went on the local escort board, and the number of "Valentine's day" related ads was just too much to bear.
   
   I can't fucking take this shit. There's CLEARLY a disparity between what single men have to endure and what single women have to endure. There's an obvious flux of horny chicks in the mix right now, yet so many dudes remain unfucked.
   
   Well, damnit, I'm tired of being "unfucked".
   
   I'm not saying that taking it by force is the automatic solution, but got damn can I at least get a sign of acknowledgment from the ladies out there that this shit is truly fucked for the rest of us?
4. 2019-02-14 at 8:50 PM UTC in swallowing nicotine to get rid of opiate constipation
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by itybit Again Smooth Move tea WORKS, it was recommended by my Mom's cancer doctor when she was on chemo. By far it's the best thing you can get

   
   Sounds at least somewhat effective.
   
   There are always things that will have some kind of effect, even if not quite perfect. I used to take all kinds of OTC stuff, and I eventually found a combination that was satisfactory enough (but forgot, because I try forget that part of my life at this point).
5. 2019-02-14 at 8:41 PM UTC in swallowing nicotine to get rid of opiate constipation
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Or did you mean OTC?
6. 2019-02-14 at 8:40 PM UTC in swallowing nicotine to get rid of opiate constipation
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I have to google OIC tho, one sec.
7. 2019-02-14 at 8:40 PM UTC in swallowing nicotine to get rid of opiate constipation
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Ghost Or you can just take laxatives or OIC meds

   
   After weeks of opiate use, OTC laxatives won't accomplish much.
   
   Opiate-induced constipation is one of those yet-to-be-solved puzzles. You literally end up shitting once every two weeks or something... and it looks like you're a rabbit or something, with these tight, compact shit balls.
8. 2019-02-14 at 8:38 PM UTC in Fuck Consequences - A Treatise on YOLO-maxxing
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by blackbird You’re just out of practice.

   
   I know.
   
   And its a god damn tragedy... how do I fix this?
9. 2019-02-14 at 8:35 PM UTC in Fuck Consequences - A Treatise on YOLO-maxxing
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Im calling hookers and getting meth. I cant deal with this aging bullshit.
   
   I'm not an old man (yet)... I still have some vigor in me... somewhere.
10. 2019-02-14 at 8:17 PM UTC in Fuck Consequences - A Treatise on YOLO-maxxing
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee You're over 30, yes? Better get used to it. If you lived 300yrs ago you'd be dead within the next 5yrs. 😊

    
    Thanks... I guess?
11. 2019-02-14 at 8:15 PM UTC in swallowing nicotine to get rid of opiate constipation
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III that just makes me feel like i need to shit but doesn't really improve my actual ability to
    
    
    
    
    the thread title was a joke but once i was super fucked up on mxe and couldn't figure out how to work my vape and i wanted nicotine so bad so after a while i just gave up and put a couple drops of the liquid under my tongue and went to sleep and the next day i had diarrhea

    
    Well you very well may have found the ultimate solution to opiate-induced constipation. And mad respect if that's the case.
    
    I would test it out myself, but I am 5-years opiate clean and ain't goin back, not even for a Nobel prize.
    
    But respect all the same.
12. 2019-02-14 at 8:11 PM UTC in swallowing nicotine to get rid of opiate constipation
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If you wind up finding an actual cure for opiate-induced constipation, a Nobel prize isn't too far off. That shit is like the bane of an opiate-addicts existence.
13. 2019-02-14 at 8:10 PM UTC in swallowing nicotine to get rid of opiate constipation
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I mean, heck, crack was like the ultimate laxative (word to the wise: don't smoke crack if no toilet nearby)... And I would sometimes smoke it to help with constipation. But the opiates were potent as fuck in that regard.
14. 2019-02-14 at 8:08 PM UTC in swallowing nicotine to get rid of opiate constipation
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I used to take all kinds of OTC things to deal with opiate-induced constipation.
    
    It's simply incurable.
    
    I hate to be the bearer of bad news...
    
    Are cigarettes actually, honestly, working?
15. 2019-02-14 at 8:05 PM UTC in Anyone here ever hitchhiked?
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by stl1 Kinda???

    
    Okay, VERY weird...
    
    He had a toddler's car seat in the middle row (it was a mini van)... For some reason, that struck me as particularly strange. Like, does the guy have a family at home, but go out trawling for twinks to fuck?
    
    I dunno. I just dunno.
16. 2019-02-14 at 8:03 PM UTC in Fuck Consequences - A Treatise on YOLO-maxxing
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls eat something

    
    Unless its crystal methamphetamines, its not gonna do a damn thing.
    
    Itll just make me tireder.
17. 2019-02-14 at 7:42 PM UTC in Fuck Consequences - A Treatise on YOLO-maxxing
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Holy fuck, I'm already on the verge of passing out... at noon.
    
    What the hell? I used to go out and become an unstoppable force... All I needed to fuel my adventures was more liquor, and maybe other drugs here and there.
    
    Now-a-days I just get tired and start falling asleep.
    
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
    
    Word to the wise... Stop aging. Stop it right this second. It's pure punishment.
    
    And it just gets worse and worse.
18. 2019-02-14 at 7:31 PM UTC in happy valentines day
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I still don't know who Jill is.
    
    WTF.
19. 2019-02-14 at 7:31 PM UTC in 🔪 surgery 🔪
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by tee hee hee I dont wanna post my potato-nose lol

    
    I've literally been compared to a potato before myself... It's all good. No one will judge (actually, some might, people can be dicks, but those who matter won't).
20. 2019-02-14 at 7:29 PM UTC in Much Music has been playing late 90's / early 2000's tracks all day
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    LOL Sean Paul - Get Busy.
    
    I love this shit. It takes me right back.