Black Pill swallowed. I need something to wash it down.

1. 2019-02-14 at 9:10 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I just went on the local escort board, and the number of "Valentine's day" related ads was just too much to bear.
   
   I can't fucking take this shit. There's CLEARLY a disparity between what single men have to endure and what single women have to endure. There's an obvious flux of horny chicks in the mix right now, yet so many dudes remain unfucked.
   
   Well, damnit, I'm tired of being "unfucked".
   
   I'm not saying that taking it by force is the automatic solution, but got damn can I at least get a sign of acknowledgment from the ladies out there that this shit is truly fucked for the rest of us?
2. 2019-02-14 at 9:11 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I mean, I can't even get a hooker cuz they're all booked up. WTF?
3. 2019-02-14 at 9:13 PM UTC

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   Madman African Astronaut
   try a transexual hooker lol
4. 2019-02-14 at 9:15 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Madman try a transexual hooker lol

   
   If she looks feminine enough, I'll take it...
   
   Where do I find such candidates, though?
5. 2019-02-14 at 9:15 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   show pics let us choose
6. 2019-02-14 at 9:17 PM UTC

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   Soyboy V: A Cat-Girl/Boy Under Every Bed African Astronaut [my no haunted nonbeing]
   Get a guat or other third worlder.
   
   Its just an interim stop gap measure until cat girl production ramps up.
7. 2019-02-14 at 9:17 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Ah you know what? FUCK ALL THAT JAZZ... I'mma get a fat crack rock and smoke that shit then drink some cheap swill to pass the fuck out.
   
   Who the fuck needs the companionship of the "fairer" sex?
   
   Straight up no one...
   
   Crack and sherry and I'm good to go.
8. 2019-02-14 at 9:19 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
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9. 2019-02-14 at 9:20 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   speaking of black pills i just called mal for a date, she didn't pick up
   get on tc now you tards
   
   
10. 2019-02-14 at 9:21 PM UTC

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    Madman African Astronaut
    Valentines day is way too fucking cliche to give a shit about anyways, idk it was so fucking retarded when they took backpages down, some of us have slut and hooker kinks so please stop kink shaming us mk?
11. 2019-02-14 at 9:22 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    You need to hit up skid row my friend.
12. 2019-02-14 at 9:22 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby speaking of black pills i just called mal for a date, she didn't pick up
    get on tc now you tards
    
    

    
    I'm busy out looking for crack and/or hookers tho.
13. 2019-02-14 at 9:25 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by gadzooks I'm busy out looking for crack and/or hookers tho.

    
    yeah me too, but you can take 15
14. 2019-02-14 at 10:07 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ok it's officially a crack rock party up in this bitch... I just took a cab to the nearby 7-11 (i.e. drug town) and the dude there even recognized me... He's like "Hey, you're the dude that works with computers... I remember you".
    
    I love that cuz I know I can trust him with some cash. I think he kinda shorted me a bit, but I got something, and I'm grateful for that.
15. 2019-02-14 at 10:08 PM UTC

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    pics or something
16. 2019-02-14 at 10:09 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Grylls pics or something

    
    Pics of the crack rock?
    
    It's pretty unexciting... But okay, gimme a sec.
17. 2019-02-14 at 10:10 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    im actually trying to score meth and pcp and a ham sammich and a lil bit of weed
18. 2019-02-14 at 10:13 PM UTC

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    Madman African Astronaut
    lol nobody EVER does crack where I live and ALWAYS does meth
19. 2019-02-14 at 10:13 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    
    
    Pretty sure he shorted me, but I rarely do crack so I have no frame of reference, unfortunately.
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20. 2019-02-14 at 10:15 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Madman lol nobody EVER does crack where I live and ALWAYS does meth

    
    Not gonna lie... crack is WAYYY better than meth. Like, I'll smoke a bowl of meth from time to time, but its hardly a comparable substitute to crack.
    
    I don't wanna sit here prosthelitizing crack, but the shit feels good, just straight up honest truth.