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It's kinda crazy its 2019.

  1. 2019-03-27 at 8:08 AM UTC
    #41
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Or do they humbly bow and respect it like they should?
  2. 2019-03-27 at 8:14 AM UTC
    #42
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Do girls get mad that God has always been thought of as a guy?

    It's just a linguistic assumption.

    I call God "Him" as a mere matter of convenience.

    It makes zero sense that God would be any particular gender. And why would he/her/it have any human like attributes? Clearly there are more evolved alien species out there that represent God's truly successful and advanced creations.

    Humans are dumb af. That much is self-evident.
  3. 2019-03-27 at 8:15 AM UTC
    #43
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What is dumb though? What if what we humans think of as dumb, is smart? What if smart people are really the dumb ones?
  4. 2019-03-27 at 8:21 AM UTC
    #44
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ What is dumb though? What if what we humans think of as dumb, is smart? What if smart people are really the dumb ones?

    It just seems so statistically unlikely, given the likely humungous number of enlightened civilizations in the cosmos that we are anywhere near the top.

    The fact that prisons exist, is proof positive that we dum af. We have a man with an orange face building walls to keep sombrero wearing people from being able to mow lawns.

    Oh, and then there's religion itself. I mean, does it even need any further explanation? Pigeons exhibit religious/superstitious behavior too if you give them a reward for randomly performed sequences of actions.

    They literally start dancing to appease the food providers.

    Sound familiar?
  5. 2019-03-27 at 8:26 AM UTC
    #45
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks It just seems so statistically unlikely, given the likely humungous number of enlightened civilizations in the cosmos that we are anywhere near the top.

    The fact that prisons exist, is proof positive that we dum af. We have a man with an orange face building walls to keep sombrero wearing people from being able to mow lawns.

    Oh, and then there's religion itself. I mean, does it even need any further explanation? Pigeons exhibit religious/superstitious behavior too if you give them a reward for randomly performed sequences of actions.

    They literally start dancing to appease the food providers.

    Sound familiar?

    StasticiLly unlikely? Sounds like something a human would say. Where I come from there are no such things as statistics. Up is down. Right is wrong. Numbers dont matter. Nothing does.
  6. 2019-03-27 at 8:38 AM UTC
    #46
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ StasticiLly unlikely? Sounds like something a human would say. Where I come from there are no such things as statistics. Up is down. Right is wrong. Numbers dont matter. Nothing does.

    The overwhelming aesthetic projection of pure and unbridled beauty that emits from my most meritorious, magnificent, mesmerizing member...

    Prudently proceed with patient appreciation of the near pandemic production of penile pleasure predicted by paleolithic professionals and propagated in perpetuity for true experience of perceived perfection and power, pure in its plot for permanent placement precisely perpendicular to postmodern picturesque products of God's imagination.
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  7. 2019-03-27 at 8:40 AM UTC
    #47
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Also, God was hasty in his creation of Earth's biosphere.

    When God created our world, he prematurely immaculated.
  8. 2019-03-27 at 8:40 AM UTC
    #48
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    How the fuck are you gonna make that post and let the last two words not start with a P, too?

    ppppppppfffft
  9. 2019-03-27 at 8:42 AM UTC
    #49
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks Also, God was hasty in his creation of Earth's biosphere.

    When God created our world, he prematurely immaculated.

    What was God doing before I wonder. Like if he was doing this whole creation thing with other people then he especially fucked it up bad. He practiced and still couldn't get it right.
  10. 2019-03-27 at 8:42 AM UTC
    #50
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ How the fuck are you gonna make that post and let the last two words not start with a P, too?

    ppppppppfffft

    Pretty pathetic of me, I promise to properly prepare my pitiful phrases with more poetry than prose prior to presenting them.
  11. 2019-03-27 at 8:43 AM UTC
    #51
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Make me edit my own post after you change yours.
  12. 2019-03-27 at 8:43 AM UTC
    #52
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ What was God doing before I wonder. Like if he was doing this whole creation thing with other people then he especially fucked it up bad. He practiced and still couldn't get it right.

    There might be as many universes as there are galaxies, and maybe the God of our universe was in special education (for students of theological universe administration).
  13. 2019-03-27 at 8:49 AM UTC
    #53
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks There might be as many universes as there are galaxies, and maybe the God of our universe was in special education (for students of theological universe administration).

    It's possible. I'm a snowglobe theorist myself liking to think we are some kid"s little snowglobe,or ant farm, so to speak. Just playing with us. Which is fine. We do it too. But hes laughing at how we made these religions as to where we came from. But then again why wouldn't we?
  14. 2019-03-27 at 8:59 AM UTC
    #54
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Between the concept of complete and permanent existential termination at the time of death, and the notion of a magical place where we live on in euphoric ecstasy alongside all our loved ones...

    Sometimes I wonder if maybe I'm the crazy one for believing in the former and not the latter.
  15. 2019-03-27 at 9:10 AM UTC
    #55
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No. It's pretty crazy to believe that we die and go to magic place where everyone dead is already there.

    I mean what are they doing anyway? People like to say oh I know he or she is looking down on me. Is that what heaven is? You just watch people on earth. That doesnt sound like paradise to me
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  16. 2019-03-27 at 9:14 AM UTC
    #56
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And when babies die, do they stay babies for eternity? What about Alzheimer's patients?

    Yeah there are plenty of holes.
  17. 2019-03-27 at 9:16 AM UTC
    #57
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks And when babies die, do they stay babies for eternity? What about Alzheimer's patients?

    Yeah there are plenty of holes.

    No doubt. I want answers.
  18. 2019-03-27 at 9:20 AM UTC
    #58
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also, 420 cst
  19. 2019-03-27 at 10:14 AM UTC
    #59
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by gadzooks And when babies die, do they stay babies for eternity? What about Alzheimer's patients?

    Yeah there are plenty of holes.

    If you believe the Catholic teachings that I was raised with, only the being’s souls go to heaven. Baby’s souls, Alzheimer patient’s souls, etc., etc..
  20. 2019-03-27 at 10:15 AM UTC
    #60
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ Do girls get mad that God has always been thought of as a guy?

    Nope never gave it a second thought.
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