2019-03-27 at 7:32 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
There are yangstalkers outside my house trying to give me $1,000 for nothing.
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2019-03-27 at 8:48 AM UTC
there are tangstalkers outside my house trying to take my gross fucking orange flavored drink because astronauts give themselves space enemas with that stuff.
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2019-03-27 at 9:01 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
There are fangstalkers outside trying to suck my blood and no amount of garlic or sunlight is sufficient to keep them out for much longer.
2019-03-27 at 10:10 AM UTC
There are stang talkers outside my house. They keep talking about horses and how they’re gonna ride up on me.
2019-03-27 at 10:22 AM UTC
Erhte rae nagsnatreklg douetsi ym uoseh gtirh wno.
Elaev em laeon!
2019-03-27 at 10:30 AM UTC
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2019-03-27 at 11:23 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
PS. There are Wangstalkers outside my house. I keep hearing cheesy lines like "Who wants some Wang" and "You mess with the bull, you get the Wang"
2019-03-27 at 11:48 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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