Ughhu
Tuskegee Airman
[tepidly antiquate my affinity]
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someone had secretly glazed the entire towel with superglue right before you grabbed it
the towel is now permanently bonded to hand and c*ck
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It’s not you! Life is total bullshit. So take your shit dinner and eat it💩
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by infinityshock
that faggot is a walking STD pandemic.
your mom is a walking pandemic, i would know because i butt banged her last night while making fun of you, we both laughed pretty hard in your race car bed.
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Originally posted by Ghost
He's a wagie
So am I. Not gonna lie I’m pretty happy about it rn. Got brought on full time with benefits and raises and shit. My ER visit is going to be covered too because it starts on day 1 of your employment.
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mikeyagain
African Astronaut
[unalterably regard the persecutor]
I'm sober as a beer liking, supreme court justice, who never raped a crazy bitch.. Woo hoo..
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They say ol Albert warped dark holes in special relatives. Spooky.
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I can suck my own dick. I actually did it yesterday. I mean I can get like half the head in. When I'm on meth, somehow i can hyperextend and suck my own soft dick. I started trying at like 14-15 and i was first successful by flipping my legs over my head while laying down. Now, I can just do it while sitting down. It's not that enjoyable, i have a thick sausage and its hard to give myself dome. When I'm really horny I'll go ahead and do it though. It also hurts my neck.
I've never gotten myself off all the way but when i was like 15 i was stoned and accidentally pissed in my mouth a bit cause i was trying to force myself to climax. long story.
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by Item 9
I watch scary short films sometimes.
me to brah.
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2018-10-09 at 2:42 AM UTC
in
All bible thumpers should die
Originally posted by Item 9
The bible isn't clear about anything.
It's clear about how unclear it is.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
The full chemical formula for fentanyl is N-(1-(2-phenethyl)-4-piperidinyl-N-phenyl-propanamide. This chemical is derived from piperidine, an alkaloid chemical found not just in the opium plant but in wheat and black pepper as well. Illicit versions of fentanyl loosely follow the pharmaceutical production of the drug, producing molecules called NPF derivatives. Moving a methyl group into the third piperidine ring can increase the drug’s potency, so many clandestine labs produce fentanyl with differing, unpredictable potency.
https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/piperidine#section=Top
You Goohgled so much just to appear knowledgeable.
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I don't think I have.
But maybe I've been myself my whole life & made ppl cry over ridiculous bullshit that was their own problem but blamed me for. Extremely smart people/person who knew very Logically that I'm not the problem/source of their pain.
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2018-10-07 at 2:39 AM UTC
in
Pound me into ash
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2018-10-06 at 2:48 AM UTC
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Are drugs and alcohol low IQ?
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I have so little recollection of the past week.
I (hazily/vaguely) remember doing a few of the following things:
1. Buying two whole CASES of Sherry/Brandy and a bottle of Southern Comfort and drinking with a bunch of homeless folk one morning.
2. Smoking crack in a pub bathroom.
3. Drunk/benzo'd/GHB'd texting escorts from leolist (Canadian replacement for Backpage).
4. Posting a bunch on Totse (yeah, I'm calling this site Totse, pro'lem? meet me outside! :madface:).
5. Spending a FUCKTON of money.
And what do I have to show for it?
A near-empty bank account and a whole lot of regret.
I'm legit "re-evaluating my life" right now. I always thought that was a trite, cliche saying, but maybe it's worth doing from time to time.
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JUST LIKE THE WHITE WINGED DOVE SINGS A SONG SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S SIGNING
that was me and this other kid's jam when we stocked peanut butter
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I sent her a dick pic already
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
District Attorney: "And so, you can see, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, why it's imperative that you find him-"
Public Man In Audience: "PFFFTTHHHHHHHHURRRRRRRRRRRRRTHKTHKTHKTHKWEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee"
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Originally posted by Item 9
why hopefully?
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I'm still trying to figure out where the table is.
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2018-10-02 at 1:25 AM UTC
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Smart feller or fart smeller
I am a smart feller but sometimes I smell my farts...fuck! Now what?
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