*smacks lannys dick with a towel*

1. 2018-10-12 at 10:54 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ...cover it up.
2. 2018-10-12 at 10:55 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   😪
3. 2018-10-12 at 10:56 AM UTC

   #3
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   someone had secretly glazed the entire towel with superglue right before you grabbed it
   
   the towel is now permanently bonded to hand and c*ck
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Technologist, 
   • Item 9
4. 2018-10-12 at 11:01 AM UTC

   #4
   Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut