2018-10-05 at 2:24 AM UTC
there are no transcripts anymore. its all recorded digitally.
2018-10-05 at 2:35 AM UTC
*farts an SBD*
*looks around*
*smiles ominously*
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2018-10-05 at 3:05 AM UTC
*courtroom collectively PEWWWSSS*
TEE HEE oopsy daisy
*gets sentenced to life*
:(
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2018-10-05 at 3:06 AM UTC
Omfg wth 😂😂😂
LOL!@oopsy daisy
2018-10-05 at 3:10 AM UTC
God damn you must smoke some good ass weed. Jesus fucking christ.
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2018-10-05 at 4:05 AM UTC
ROFL!!
I can’t lie and say it isn’t, because it certainly is ..
Your honor, exhibit (A)
* brings out bag of weed sit it on table*
I rest my case your honor
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2018-10-05 at 9:12 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Yes, and it would appear on the transcript as Ppffffssssszzzthh.
2018-10-05 at 11:56 AM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
District Attorney: "And so, you can see, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, why it's imperative that you find him-"
Public Man In Audience: "PFFFTTHHHHHHHHURRRRRRRRRRRRRTHKTHKTHKTHKWEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee"
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2018-10-05 at 2:47 PM UTC
And when he’s done the DA goes to talk again and he lets out another little one. The jury finds the defendant not guilty and days later the farting man goes missing. When they find his body his butthole has been raped and taped shut.
2018-10-05 at 5:49 PM UTC
tee hee hee
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Only if someone comments on it.
2018-10-05 at 6:19 PM UTC
Another question... would the farter be held in contempt? If it was distruotive and the judge thought it was on purpose...
2018-10-05 at 6:21 PM UTC
tee hee hee
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Probably a small fine to pay.