Posts That Were Thanked by Item 9

1. 2018-04-11 at 1:17 PM UTC in Should I go back to alcohol?
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   At age 32, Actor lie in wait in his childhood bedroom. It is the hour of reckoning, 10:30. His parents have retired for the night. He's got tomorrow off because his life is a wreck and he works 24 hrs a week for $170. Alas, his time has come. He pulls out the pint bottle of Jose Cuervo. It is still in the bag from the liquor store surrounded by coin change which he will end up losing in his sad, lonely drunken hours, hammering away at the truth - he will never be rich. He reaches under the bed for his step stool - his room hasn't been fully cleaned since 2003, by the way - and pulls it out to position beneath the bookcase where his Animorphs books and beanie babies are placed. He mounts the stepstool and reaches for the veeery top shelf for a small box...
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2. 2018-04-11 at 12:41 AM UTC in "Fuck this" mmQ exclaimed...
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I've only been through one DUI checkpoint ever and I was, indeed, drunk. But I had my seatbelt on and got a card for a free cheeseburger at Hardee's and they waved me through.
   
   ;)
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3. 2018-04-09 at 5:22 AM UTC in Smoke a Bowl w/ Me
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Item 9 Smoked some wax.

   
   Nice. I’ve been chiefing some white widow lately.
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4. 2018-04-08 at 5:28 AM UTC in What’s the most money you’ve handled in cash at one time?
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I stole 2k out of this ladies car when i was 18
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5. 2018-04-07 at 5:30 AM UTC in You never want to hear your driver or pilot say "fuck this"
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   it just means they are gonna do something cool to get there faster?
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6. 2018-03-27 at 10:13 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Item 9 I'm now able to afford etiz/weed/good alcohol.

   
   How so, Item 9?
   
   ...No, I don't like that. It doesn't seem personal. I'm sticking with Actor.
   
   How so, Actor?
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7. 2015-10-06 at 2:23 AM UTC in Weed sucks. Alcohol's better
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Weed's alcohol, sucks better.
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