If you don't grow catch it you have no right eating it.
You would die without 7-11
Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox
Don’t think “bump” and “snap into a slim Jim” are on topic, guys. Sorry
^^^ reported (not really lol)
I'll report you for those wack ass highlights
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2018-06-10 at 10:50 PM UTC
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When it gets to the Pentagon
and i'll be dead before "they rule the world" so why do you care so much? more importantly why should i care?
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Originally posted by Item 9
I'm drinking two 211s tonight for old times sake.
Budweiser. What a real OG trap blood nigga drinks.
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2018-06-06 at 6:50 PM UTC
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Nitrous is God's breath
This shit is too good. It's so antidpressant, I don't even think I want to die anymore.
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2018-06-06 at 1:08 PM UTC
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Rehab is a sham, a fraud
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
you've got to want to get sober, ie. have a good reason for you, personally, to do it
if you don't really want to, but force yourself to through rehab or whatever else, you're just fooling yourself
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he probably suffered a delusion where we were all federal agents out to nab him for being homeless or whatever
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Death eventually comes to everyone. Some early. Some late. Some by illness. Some by accident or self inflicted due to pain. Why rush it...you have no reason to do it and if you cling to sanity even by a thread you never will. Walk through a cancer ward where kids are fighting to survive and the word suicide is unknown. Not many have the skills to participate with them and mainly because most people fear death ignoring even talking about. Most high speed racers accept the possibility of death or they wouldn't be able to compete. Go out to have fun without any thought of death and you may find solutions to make yourself happy. Don't worry about others...think about something you always wanted to do and go for it. Also not dropping acid or trying a new drug...something personal and finding the courage.
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That's a bombass series. Sad it ended after only 6 episodes
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2018-05-28 at 11:56 PM UTC
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Grey haired women
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Item 9
Why didn't you do some blow with her
Because we'd already done a bunch, and you have to know when to call it a night.
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Nostalgia is a dirty liar.
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2018-05-25 at 12:41 AM UTC
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Spam thread for lolz
Does anybody even remember where we are?
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It's never good when you are a day ahead...hey wait can you tell me what tuesday nights mega millions winning numbers were/are?
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Originally posted by Obbe
YOU think all this paranormal and weird phenomenon is bullshit… then step into MY arena AND TRY THIS
get a mirror about 50 cm square. fix the mirror tightly into a frame. like a thick wooden picture frame. make sure the mirror is tight and strongly fitted, or believe me YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET IT …IT WILL CAUSE A MISTAKE TO HAPPEN A MISTAKE YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO PUT RIGHT. SO DO NOT RUSH THIS FRAME.
Now mount the frame on a small table with legs about 25 cm high. make sure the mirror is on the top of the table. when you look on the table you can see yourself. AND BELIEVE YOU ME, MAKE SURE THE WHOLE SET UP IS STURDY AND STRONG….OR YOULL REGRET IT.
NOW make your way down to a shallow running river. not a still river. Take a BRAVE friend with you. Both of you step into the river and hold the one side of the frame each. with one hand on each corner.
now go to a depth in the river so that the legs of the frame are on the bottom of the river and this makes the mirror on the top of the frame about 5 to 10cm below the surface.
now take a few deep breaths and relax. both you and your friend STARE INTO THE SUBMERGED MIRROR, AND FOR GOD SAKE MAKE SURE YOU ARE HOLDING THE STURDY FRAME TIGHTLY.
EVENTUALLY WHEN YOU BECOME MESMERISED WITH THE MIRROR, YOU WILL CEASE TO SEE YOUR OWN REFLECTIONS IN THE MIRROR AND THE REFLECTION OF THE RUNNING WATER, AND A KIND OF DARK SHAPE OF ONE FORM OR ANOTHER WILL APPEAR IN THE MIRROR. This shape is an existing being, that is alive like you and i, but it is of a different form. it will be kind of dull, and looking at it will frighten you. but stay and keep staring at it, because it is also staring at you. now if you or your friend gets really scarred, to the thing that is looking at you, it will see this fear as a vibrant display of one form or another, and this is very attractive to this kind of being, and then it will try and come out of the mirror to BE WITH YOU …TO BE CLOSE TO YOU AND TO …GET THIS…..STAY WITH YOU FOREVER AND EVER. EVEN when you are 100 years old and dying, this being will be next to you if you let it get out of the mirror…. trust me. you will know it is trying to get out of the mirror, because the mirror will start getting kind of dragged about in the water by some mysterious force, IT WILL START TO FLAIL AROUND. this is when you must pull that mirror clean out of the water WITHOUT BREAKING IT. IF IT BREAKS …YOU HAVE JUST GOT YOURSELF A NEW MATE…THAT IS WHY I STRESS THE WHOLE SET UP HAS TO BE VERY STRONG. it may be difficult to get the mirror out of the water, but if you run off and leave it in the water. the thing will still come out and believe me it will catch you in 100th of a second. the thing to know is, this being will be like a dark dull mass, something you have never seen before, and if you run it will run after you and it will always be just nearly getting you. it does this because it knows that by being close to you, that vibrant display ( your fear is at a max) it will also be attracted to anger or laughter. if it does get out and come after you, just sit still and it will also be still, laugh and it will come close, be scarred and it will come close. basically just accept it. if it comes out you have just got yourself the closest friend you will ever have……….
Best Before :
June 1st, 2006.
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Originally posted by POLECAT
no, over population is going to take us out of the mix before that shitl fuk with us
so you are saying that due to the excess weight caused by overpopulation the earth is just gonna fall right outta the solar system??
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2018-05-21 at 12:43 AM UTC
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NYC Fake Weed harms 25
Originally posted by Item 9
Recreational nitrous needs to legal. Imagine how cool it would if there were nitrous bars.
Yes! A nitrous lounge. Like a hookah lounge.
I went to this place in las vegas... an oxygen bar where you wear the nose masks and inhale recreational oxygen.
We need a Nitrous bar/lounge.
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Soyboy
African Astronaut
[relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
We lose like 3 kg of hydrogen per second to atmospheric evaporation into outer space.
That's bad, but the sun burns 5 million tons of hydrogen per second.
And the world is losing core heat.
OMG just kill me already I can't take it anymore.
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Go to your settings and turn it off under accessibility/shake to undo
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I sometimes wish I’d never jacked off at alllll
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Didn’t mean to maaaaake youuuu cryyyyy
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Mama, oooooooooooooohhooooooooohooooo
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