gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
We need to put an end to non-consensual haircuts.
I don't recall ever consenting to bowl cuts when I was a kid, yet it still happened.
#MeToo.
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GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Originally posted by Item 9
So you're an unregistered sex offender?
Holy fuck this joke is so bad thank you
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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2018-11-19 at 11:36 PM UTC
in
Just legalized weed, ffs
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
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2018-11-18 at 12:13 AM UTC
in
Life is bullsh
Yeah I have good references too
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Originally posted by Item 9
^ I understand your username.
Nice. I was worried no one would.
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2018-11-17 at 9:46 PM UTC
in
Life is bullsh
Yeah, sucks we're not both Saudi Princes, but you need to stop daydreaming.
Most people just have jobs, and just make enough money to get by.
Get used to it, and do your best with what you have.
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2018-11-13 at 6:30 PM UTC
in
97% of all suicides
can be prevented with monies and sexes.
97% of all suicides are being commited by people who doesnt have what it takes for them to live a happy life, and that is monies and pussies [or cocks] and so
if the suicide hotline your given couldnt give you a few millions / billions and unlimited supply of perpetually tight pussies,
then they're not really interested to help you stop you from killing yourself.
THEY WANT YOU TO KILL YOURSELF.
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2018-11-11 at 4:30 AM UTC
in
Someone come lick my balls.
mikeyagain
African Astronaut
[unalterably regard the persecutor]
This guy is for hire, OP..
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2018-11-11 at 4:08 AM UTC
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Driving drunk isn't funny...
Originally posted by Technologist
I probably drove drunk more times than I care to admit, back in my 20s, but I got lucky. I was pulled over twice and was let off.
What I’ve seen with most that I know, is once they have kids, they stop driving drunk. The thought of a drunk driver killing your kid is too much to bear, let alone I kill someon’s kid. The guilt would kill me.
I fucking HATE this logic. If anyone ever uses this excuse "I have kids" I'm going to execute them on the fucking SPOT! Now, if a guy says " I tried really fucking hard in life and managed to acquire a Ferrari/lambo and a mansion" etc I'm going to let him live hell I'll even let him execute my ass instead if he wants.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
1. these aren't necessarily 'memes', I just browsed through a bunch of the shit I've saved over the years and picked out ones that made me think of people here
2. I know I missed a lot of people. I'll do more later - I got maybe a quarter of the way through my list
C. some are obvious, some are shit in-jokes and some are just similar to a 'vibe' I get from people
4. the 5 images per post really fucked me
item9/actor
candy
HTS
dargo
infinityshock
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
fucking A++ top thread for subtlely ripping people
will post a wall of these when I get back to a computer
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
If the pressure of the piss containing condom was greater than that of the piss leaving the dick, by laws of nature, the dick would be forced open and the condom full of piss would "drain itself" inside the dick and back into the bladder where it would be met with another pressure - that of the piss needing to escape the bladder. The two forces meet somewhere in the middle and rupture the urethra inside the body, contaminating it with piss and he would surely die.
Or the condom would burst and you'd be covered in piss while you had a fresh, hot stream blasting out.
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mikeyagain
African Astronaut
[unalterably regard the persecutor]
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box
that recent huh?
You'd know??
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2018-11-08 at 1:36 AM UTC
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I step away for 2 days
cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
Originally posted by Zanick
Not you, nigga. Bill Krozby made a little girl years ago and then forfeited his parental rights, so he never got the chance to neglect her terribly.
And someone is ridiculing him for making that decision?
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2018-11-06 at 6:25 PM UTC
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I voted for marijuana today.
Yeah same, let's get the marijuanos in Flaridah boi
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I haven't been following US political theater since 2015/16.
It doesn't matter who you vote for they all work for the same people.
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2018-11-01 at 1:19 AM UTC
in
FUCK YOU
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I sure hope all you losers are smokin fat joints tonight
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