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2018-10-28 at 6:11 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
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2018-10-21 at 7:04 AM UTC in Nicotine makes me a better person
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2018-10-21 at 5:04 AM UTC in Does penis taste like anything?
Originally posted by Zanick Does titanium have a taste? I'd think I'm kind of like that, along with flesh and the various oils it produces down there. If you send me bitcoin and give me a couple of weeks I'll conduct a survey of prostitutes to see if I'm right.
How much bitcoin do you need and how many prostitutes dicks will you suck? Will they vary in race/age? It should be an unbiased survey. Does foreskin play a roll in your survey? -
2018-10-21 at 12:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-10-20 at 11:36 PM UTC in What would be worse?
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2018-10-20 at 6 PM UTC in I think I'm gonna write to a few rich people asking for money.
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2018-10-20 at 2:36 PM UTC in alcohol sucks
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2018-10-20 at 9:33 AM UTC in alcohol sucks
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2018-10-19 at 1:11 AM UTC in Can a guy be gay but not be into anal sex or sucking dick?Go to bodybuilding.com, you will find many such individuals.
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2018-10-19 at 12:20 AM UTC in Can a guy be gay but not be into anal sex or sucking dick?yeah they have words for this now it's called being a homoromantic asexual. Or if you're into fucking girls I guess you're homoromantic heterosexual.
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2018-10-15 at 2:04 PM UTC in Why do I have a fuckin headache all the time?Seriously dude check for Carbon Monoxide that shit won't kill you at low concentrations but it will slowly kill your brain cells and give your horrible headaches and hallucinations until one day you realize it's too late
thats what happened to me in 2016
I have permanent brain damage now and your posts are startin to make sense to me. CHECK FOR CARBON MONOXIDE!CHECK FOR CARBON MONOXIDE!CHECK FOR CARBON MONOXIDE!CHECK FOR CARBON MONOXIDE!
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2018-10-14 at 3:44 AM UTC in Cops everywhereSome crazy shit went down at my noeghnours today. I was driving home from some “shopping” and there were 4-5 cops cars blocking the alley and parked in my yard. They wouldn’t let me near. I walked around to the front yard and 2 cops with m16’s were screaming at me to go take cover. They made me call my wife and have her take my kid to the basement to be safe from gunfire. Long story short my neighbours were arrested and Ive been told they won’t be back. Cops are still there investigating the house now. The funny thing is I just may or may not have just done a pretty decent shoplifting trip and my guilty conscience thought they were waiting outside of my house to arrest me.
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2018-10-13 at 10:31 PM UTC in I remener the time I PM'ed Weed Smoker on zoklet when I was drunk.I once PM'd BradleyB blackout drunk asking if he actually sold RCs or not
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2018-10-13 at 7:51 AM UTC in Bring back TSTM
If you don't give enough of a fuck about getting your account anonymized that you won't fork over $20 then your problem isn't worth my attention. If you think I'm going to pocket the cash then fine, I don't really care if you make a decision to do something good because you think you're being extorted or from good intentions.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
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2018-10-13 at 3:19 AM UTC in Bring back TSTMI literally offered lanny money to tstm this account. Maybe kickatarter?
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2018-10-13 at 1:49 AM UTC in Ed Sheeran is a dickThis ugly ginger is such a pussy. He left twitter solely because "people say such mean things" and "one negative" thing can "ruin" his "day" what a FAGGOT. His music is bollocks he's a bloody little wanker. Then he tries to act all modest on Howard Stern and ends up pulling the most boring interview I've ever heard on anything ever.
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2018-10-13 at 1:26 AM UTC in For 5 YEARS me and Pablo Escobar were alive at the same time.If you’re old Item, I’m archaic; which I already knew😂
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2018-10-13 at 12:25 AM UTC in When I was young I took a shit in the urinalNot totally sure why I did it, but I knew I wasn’t supposed to so I did. I was in grade 3or4. It resulted in a school wide bathroom sign in sheet. So the minutes you were gone from class were recorded. Never got caught, never told anyone, just remembered it today and thought I would share.
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2018-10-12 at 4:54 PM UTC in *sigh* So I was like "fuck you mom, i'll blow my head off in front of you"This is why I don’t have kids. I’d blow your head off for you.
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2018-10-12 at 4:52 PM UTC in 2pacs of eminems cost 50 cent thats ludacris & can i have my nickelback?Let me just drop this deuce
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