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Posts That Were Thanked by Item 9

  1. Originally posted by -SpectraL Having no need for clothes can be liberating.

    *swallows a dead cat*

    Yes I was the only streaker at all the parties growing up... No idea why.
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  2. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by aldra pretty sure that's more likely to cause oral cancers than smoking


    there's a european thing called snus which is similar but less messy

    Bro, if I was worried about the cancer aspect...

    ...oh, why do I even bother.
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  3. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Originally posted by Zanick Does titanium have a taste? I'd think I'm kind of like that, along with flesh and the various oils it produces down there. If you send me bitcoin and give me a couple of weeks I'll conduct a survey of prostitutes to see if I'm right.

    How much bitcoin do you need and how many prostitutes dicks will you suck? Will they vary in race/age? It should be an unbiased survey. Does foreskin play a roll in your survey?
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Item 9 ^ for mega-millions they use actual balls

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  5. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by HTS Hmm… yeah probably burning to death would be better. I don't think I'd hate ADX that much though. I'd just sleep until I died.

    so nothing would change really
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  6. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by Item 9 Sell drugs to rich people

    Takes a while to become an MD tho.
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  7. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Ghost Not even close

    not even similar drugs
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  8. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by mikeyagain It beats meth, dipshit..

    Not even close
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  9. Go to bodybuilding.com, you will find many such individuals.
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  10. HTS highlight reel
    yeah they have words for this now it's called being a homoromantic asexual. Or if you're into fucking girls I guess you're homoromantic heterosexual.
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  11. Ghost Black Hole
    Seriously dude check for Carbon Monoxide that shit won't kill you at low concentrations but it will slowly kill your brain cells and give your horrible headaches and hallucinations until one day you realize it's too late

    thats what happened to me in 2016

    I have permanent brain damage now and your posts are startin to make sense to me. CHECK FOR CARBON MONOXIDE!CHECK FOR CARBON MONOXIDE!CHECK FOR CARBON MONOXIDE!CHECK FOR CARBON MONOXIDE!

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  12. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Some crazy shit went down at my noeghnours today. I was driving home from some “shopping” and there were 4-5 cops cars blocking the alley and parked in my yard. They wouldn’t let me near. I walked around to the front yard and 2 cops with m16’s were screaming at me to go take cover. They made me call my wife and have her take my kid to the basement to be safe from gunfire. Long story short my neighbours were arrested and Ive been told they won’t be back. Cops are still there investigating the house now. The funny thing is I just may or may not have just done a pretty decent shoplifting trip and my guilty conscience thought they were waiting outside of my house to arrest me.
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  13. I once PM'd BradleyB blackout drunk asking if he actually sold RCs or not

    "Please do not contact again. Thanks"
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  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I decided on a policy. I'll accept a $20 payment to TSTM your account if you'd like, subject to the usual caveats. You can send money via paypal to the account tied to my gmail account, if you care you can figure out which account that is. Your $20 payment will be donated to a charity, it's called "GiveDirectly" and operates by making direct cash transfers to some of the poorest people in the world. In exchange for your proxied donation, I'll "TSTM" your account. This is now how TSTM works.

    If you don't give enough of a fuck about getting your account anonymized that you won't fork over $20 then your problem isn't worth my attention. If you think I'm going to pocket the cash then fine, I don't really care if you make a decision to do something good because you think you're being extorted or from good intentions.

    So let it be written, so let it be done.
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I literally offered lanny money to tstm this account. Maybe kickatarter?
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  16. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    This ugly ginger is such a pussy. He left twitter solely because "people say such mean things" and "one negative" thing can "ruin" his "day" what a FAGGOT. His music is bollocks he's a bloody little wanker. Then he tries to act all modest on Howard Stern and ends up pulling the most boring interview I've ever heard on anything ever.
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  17. Technologist victim of incest
    If you’re old Item, I’m archaic; which I already knew😂
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  18. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Not totally sure why I did it, but I knew I wasn’t supposed to so I did. I was in grade 3or4. It resulted in a school wide bathroom sign in sheet. So the minutes you were gone from class were recorded. Never got caught, never told anyone, just remembered it today and thought I would share.
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  19. This is why I don’t have kids. I’d blow your head off for you.
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  20. Technologist victim of incest
    Let me just drop this deuce
    💩💩
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