Why can't I just win a shitload of money?

1. 2018-10-12 at 7:57 AM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Seriously, why can't I? At this point after having fantasized and thought about how awesome it would be to be that rich...I don't even care, because I ain't ever gonna be that rich, so why should I care at all?
2. 2018-10-12 at 8:02 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   necUse life isntlralmbullsjjr.
3. 2018-10-12 at 11:44 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   Kill yourself
4. 2018-10-12 at 12:02 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Item 9 necUse life isntlralmbullsjjr.

   
   I like to imagine this last part was his mother coming up behind him and slamming his head into the keyboard
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Speedy Parker
5. 2018-10-12 at 2:08 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Rob a bank
6. 2018-10-12 at 3:10 PM UTC

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   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   Do you even buy lottery tickets?
7. 2018-10-12 at 3:13 PM UTC

   #7
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
   Do you have one?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Item 9