2018-09-21 at 11:10 PM UTC
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THE PLOT THICKENS
Mike Pence's involvement in 9/11 is all but confirmed
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Those are the best fantasies. I like to walk around at night listening to NIN following people about 50 paces behind while I walk closer and closer imagining myself coming up behind them and strangling them to death right then there, maybe under a street light, turning them around so they stare at me while I watch the life drain for them eyes, then I walk away whistling the happiest of tunes.
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Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
[specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
You have the most real posts brother bear
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What brand? I had a weird phase at my work a while back where I did the exact same thing--got really into root beer for a while and loved slamming nice cold glasses of it all day.
Then one day I was like, 'mmq' you know how shitty this is for you right?' and then I sighed, and got water instead, with a few lemons, and then just started convincing myself water is way better than anything in the world and now even if I want to try to convince myself to have some root beer, it's hardly appealing at all knowing that there's ice cold healthy water right there for me.
Now I need to incorporate that into foods instead of eating frozen pizzas and Hodge Podges. I've never owned a crock pot but I'm gonna get one soon and I think I'm gonna just eat chicken and rice and eggs every day for the rest of my life.
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2018-09-08 at 11:42 PM UTC
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Just got fired from my new job
Why not get a higher paying job and just hold it?
All of this job hopping is making you look bad. It doesnt matter how shitty of an employee you are, as long as you can say you held your jobs for a while, you can just lie about everything else.
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2018-08-26 at 5:53 PM UTC
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I pulled an mmq today.
-Mom was being a bitch (to her 30 year old son)
-Decided to ditch work for a drunken countryside drive
-Took a turn too fast
-Ended up in some brush
-Immediately is called into the police (LOL you should have taken pics)
-...Opens a beer on the side of the road?
-You're getting billed for the ambulance, nigga
-5 hours at the hospital
-Cried to the doctor
-Is prescribed 20x 5mg Valium
-Has to pay ~$5k for 20 Valium
-LOL you're gonna take like 2 yrs probation over a month in jail coming of age experience.
Oh Actor, this is hilarious if true
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Don't you idiot. I'm working on becoming rich, and like I promised you, if I become rich I would invite you to take part in my rich lifestyle by giving you a job, like in The Wolf of Wall Street (you'd be Jonah Hill's character). I told you this ages ago and I'm genuinely serious.
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Oh, but don't do it.
Knew I forgot someting.
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Be sure to duct tape the mask to your face. Otherwise you may remove it when unconscious.
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Originally posted by Item 9
i turned up the volume when it came on
Haha yeah I saw. You just earned my FIRST THANKS ON THIS ACCOUNT.
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
MUCH APPROPRIATIONS! ANDY HOOK WS ROOASz HHAAHAH
YOU CAN NOR STUMP TEH TRUMP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HzOqZeX3Yk
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Originally posted by Item 9
Yeah the goverment did it blahdy blah, but all that aside, does 9/11 just seem… "surreal" to any of you? Its like… the twin towers were there that whole time, I never saw them with my own eyes, but niw they"re gone and I'll never see them…but I have seem them, a shitload of pictures and shit, I know em like the back of my hand.
Hell yeah that shit was weird. Looking back it never seemed real at all. It changed so much as well, but those days were so long ago now.
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what if you dipped your cock in honey then put a condom on....
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7+ miles? Big ass capless pyramid to serve as a launch pad for rockets, and a "secret tunnel" under the pad that is enticingly decorated but inaccessible only by drones past a certain point, and there's a huge, well locked treasure chest there, necessitating an expensive operation to extract it.
Inside it will be a stone tablet with dickbutt carved into it.
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2018-07-14 at 3:27 AM UTC
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Share drunk stories
>2011
>in hiki room with 40oz and 24oz steel reserves
>so drink my vision moves on its own
>crying to sigur ros movie and music videos
>repeat every three days
Good times
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cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
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2018-07-09 at 3:53 PM UTC
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@ all females
*shapeshits into a hodog*
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Originally posted by NARCassist
niyyiiiice
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Quit burning your Tostitos pizza nigga shit
*Totinos
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I can't imagine showing someone my flaccid penis outside the context of a doctor's appointment. There was a guy on my street who got arrested a couple years ago for pulling his pants down and pursuing a woman on a nearby running trail, and I'm still trying to wrap my head around the courage that must've required.
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2018-07-08 at 8:26 PM UTC
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Death by barbituates
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
malice 2: agoraphobia redux
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