Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-04-18 at 4:33 AM UTC in Have you ever written somebody a sincere love letter?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^synopses of what it said?
2. 2018-04-18 at 4:29 AM UTC in I wish my mother would suffer a broken bone or something in a recent automobile accident...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^ I tried tequila, might've been trying to do a parody...i'm gonna just presume it was that to...
3. 2018-04-18 at 3:56 AM UTC in In a nutshell, how does computer code work?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I say nutshell cause I wanna know but don't wanna do a bunch of reading/spend alot of time.
4. 2018-04-18 at 3:36 AM UTC in The thing about the butterfly effect is...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   If you try to trace an event back to one small thing, there are also lots and lots of other things that as well contributed to causeing the event..also there is really no telling anyways, so its a fruiltess endeavor...right?
5. 2018-04-18 at 3:09 AM UTC in SUBTITLES
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Example:
   
   
6. 2018-04-18 at 3 AM UTC in I'm having a breakdown I am having a breakdown I think I am breaking down I need pills plz god made it stop
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Only advice I can give is dont take acid.
7. 2018-04-18 at 2:59 AM UTC in If T-rex's actually did detect prey by motion...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   They must've attacked trees blowing in the wind semi often.
8. 2018-04-18 at 2:31 AM UTC in Fuck you motherfuckers
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   It aint that nobody likes you, we're just old and jaded and don't show excitement when I good ol' memebers return.
9. 2018-04-18 at 2:29 AM UTC in Fantasy and reality...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   they're 2 different things :-(
10. 2018-04-18 at 2:25 AM UTC in Fuck you motherfuckers
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    even me?
11. 2018-04-18 at 2:19 AM UTC in Why is some semen white and some semen clear?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder what the sperm that took 2nd place in my batch would've looked/turned out like. Probably a badass rockstar or something that I just totally fucking ruined by dashing in front at the last second. Haha. Sorry buddy.

    
    better question...would you still have existed?
12. 2018-04-18 at 2:18 AM UTC in I've come down with a case of the rickets
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    This one time in highschool, I was really early to zoo-ology class, or maybe I walked over from one classroom that was connected to a zoo-ology classroom, anyways... there was a plastic bag full of crickets taped/stuck to the dry erase board all staying perfectly still... wondering if they were alive, I gently tapped the bag...they started moving...they were alive.
13. 2018-04-18 at 2:05 AM UTC in Have you ever written somebody a sincere love letter?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    If yes:
    
    1. Are you goad you did?
    
    2. What resulted?
    
    If no:
    
    Do you wish you had?
14. 2018-04-18 at 2:03 AM UTC in Wtf is energy?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    How can something effect atoms/molecukes/matter yet actually be anything? Where is erergy?
15. 2018-04-18 at 1:59 AM UTC in Ladies and gentlectrons of the temple your demigod is back
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by pyrohydrosmok This guy remembered. PenisBagel for life. Fuckhead was actually the one who suggested that iconic image.

    
    There is alot I didn't know about totse/zoklets history. Thanks.
16. 2018-04-18 at 1:56 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny I was poor as shit for pretty much the whole time I was in college lol. I ate a $1 can of clam chowder and toast as my single daily meal for like almost a year after moving out of the dorms.

    
    Ain't broke, why fix it :icon14:
17. 2018-04-18 at 1:44 AM UTC in Why is some semen white and some semen clear?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Clear semen seems gross to me for some reason.
18. 2018-04-18 at 12:26 AM UTC in Coffee is great
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Coffee is garbage, it sucks.
19. 2018-04-18 at 12:23 AM UTC in my day
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    That ain't noteworthy enough to make a thread about.
    
    /thread.
20. 2018-04-18 at 12:20 AM UTC in Public bathrooms should have a speaker that plays a montage of farts all day.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    So if somebodys in a stall ripping some farts (and 2 or more other people are having a conversation elsewhere in the restroom) there is no awkwardness. Nobody should be scared to go potty.