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  1. Item 9 African Astronaut
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    test again
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    It would use the devices camera to simulate some of the viduals of lsd, just amplify & shift colors, make shit wobble and a trailing effect, seems like it'd be pretty easy to make, then you can sell it for 0.99 and buy some acid with the profits lol.
  5. Item 9 African Astronaut
    When half the people you encounter are younger than you.
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    Your concioisness goes to a higher dimension, and everybody can see every moment of everybodys life, cause its above time...shit, that would be like everybody you know + who knows how many other people are basically standing right there watching & listening to everything you do, always.
  7. Item 9 African Astronaut
    I bought a brand new iPad mini 4 today. What are the chances this thing isn’t spying on me with the mic/camera by the government?
  8. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Is this satire
  9. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Some whiskey drinks, some vodka drinks, some cider drinks, some lager drinks.
  10. Item 9 African Astronaut
    *pssshhooo sound coming from under counter*

    "Hi, welcome to starbu...... "
  11. Item 9 African Astronaut
    What if you're hungover?
  12. Item 9 African Astronaut
    You know...without getting arrested for indecent exposure I mean.
  13. Item 9 African Astronaut
    ...right off the bat when I have the money in my control, the very first thing I would do, is give fat stacks of cash to people who were nice / cool to me. That would be one of the very first things I did... cuz I'm a saint.
  14. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Go hungry for long periods of time.
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    caffeen
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    foreign
    outside
    business
    commercial
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    That was good...you managed to reply with a video where the dude said "pennis", the video was actually funny, and the kicker...its the guy from step brothers..within less than a minnute.

    *standing ovation*
  19. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter Do you have a pennis or a vajina? If it's the former, you'll be fine.

    No, I dont have a pennis

    Hey look every1, enter made a typo!!!!
  20. Item 9 African Astronaut
    I have this paranoid thought in the back of my head that if I met enter he'd rip my ass up roasting and verbally slaughtering me, I dont think he would, but its one of of those "what if" scary thought things you imagine you know.
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