Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-04-17 at 11:29 PM UTC in Why hasn't any culure made fart booths?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   What if our society had "farting booths" for people who need to fart but dont wanna let one rip in front of other people?
2. 2018-04-17 at 11:10 PM UTC in What does the post office do with nonsense addresses?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Say you address a letter ... "heaven" and dont put any return addresss...who opens it and what do they do with it?
3. 2018-04-17 at 11:03 PM UTC in Who else likes molesting cats?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Pet it when it doesn't want to be. Molesting doesnt have to mean sexually.
4. 2018-04-17 at 11:01 PM UTC in Say you go to take a piss at work...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   *its all casual,* you open the door, turn on the light, and... your boss or a superior is on the toilet beating off... What would you in the moment + everytime you saw them after?
5. 2018-04-17 at 10:54 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   *streaks through thread*
6. 2018-04-17 at 7:16 PM UTC in I wish my mother would suffer a broken bone or something in a recent automobile accident...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I take it back...I take it all back :-(
7. 2018-04-17 at 7:30 AM UTC in I wish my mother would suffer a broken bone or something in a recent automobile accident...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I HATE YOU MOM!!!!
8. 2018-04-17 at 7:28 AM UTC in I wish my mother would suffer a broken bone or something in a recent automobile accident...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^ tequila
9. 2018-04-17 at 5:24 AM UTC in I'm about to finish a pint of Jose Cuervo Silver.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I aint had gold in like 6 or something years, and I remember that still being a little better... Jose Cuervo silver just ain't my taste...bleh...Anyways, not sure what else to say, besides that i should definatly mix benzos with booze...best of both worlds w/o hangover.
10. 2018-04-16 at 6:32 AM UTC in Come hang out in the trash with me!
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I teleported to my own bathroom and pissed in my toilet.
11. 2018-04-16 at 6:23 AM UTC in How would you deal with this?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    the vsauce guy did that for 3 days. Going insane for a few days could be good for you
12. 2018-04-16 at 5:53 AM UTC in Come hang out in the trash with me!
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Excuse me, gennelmemen, where is the bathroom?
13. 2018-04-16 at 5:06 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    and a tall boy of Coors or hgh life
14. 2018-04-16 at 5:04 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I'm gonna get a pint of Jose Cuervo tho, what can I say, weed sucks, alcohols better. The good shit is less hangover.
15. 2018-04-16 at 5:01 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    no, just stoned off the last wax I scraped up :icon14:
16. 2018-04-16 at 4:53 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ty
17. 2018-04-16 at 4:47 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ^ You're good character 😇
18. 2018-04-16 at 3:19 AM UTC in I used to sell men their erection pills
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Do you know Maya Rection?
    
    
19. 2018-04-16 at 12:23 AM UTC in I think last night I had dream it was the 4th of july...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    lol wtf.
20. 2018-04-16 at 12:20 AM UTC in Taking a break from smoking weed
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Me too...because it sucks + I gotta find a better job.