Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-07-26 at 3:06 PM UTC in all caps
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ALL LOWERCASE.
2. 2018-07-26 at 8:09 AM UTC in hey enter
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   the ofher day that land down under somg came on the radio when I was driving on a booze run.
3. 2018-07-26 at 8 AM UTC in fuck this shit :-(
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ^ :sad:
4. 2018-07-26 at 6:53 AM UTC in Going to bed when someone is sleeping...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   he'll just fall back asleep in 10 seconds if you wale him?
5. 2018-07-26 at 4:54 AM UTC in I've already paid over $20,000 in fucking
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   + inflation...
6. 2018-07-25 at 8:13 AM UTC in Yippee! Toilet works!
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I was starting to "miss" my toilet.
7. 2018-07-25 at 7:26 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Did anyone even notice I was gone? Fags. Niggers.

   Y 💩💩💩
8. 2018-07-25 at 6:38 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Propelyne fuckin glycol... drop it onto mints and have a bunch of "bars" that look innocent.
9. 2018-07-24 at 10:03 PM UTC in It's not like the jedis are trying to destroy your culture and civilization or anything
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I wish there was a country like Israel for whites to relocate to and live chilled lives... Not racist or anything, but that wold be cool.
10. 2018-07-24 at 9:37 PM UTC in The other day, I shit you not...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I intentionally dropped a dollar on the ground in a parking lot, hopefully so a child or somebody who coukd use it would find it and be like "sweet a dollar!".
    
    But then again, it could be some asshole who finds it... beh, whatever i'll keep my money for now on and buy lottery tickets and bullshit with the money I woulda litterally wasted.
11. 2018-07-24 at 2:07 AM UTC in It sucks that nobody wants to bang you cause you live with your mom.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Its fuckin bullshit, it ain't like we gotta bang in my bedroom with her in the next room, we can go uh... ANYWHERE ELSE and fuck each other, a nigga living at his moms aint no reason to not bang someone. *sigh* why me
12. 2018-07-22 at 6:22 AM UTC in 💡Ask a question
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by BummyMofo Taking a stinky, toxic diarrhea dump
    
    Favorite Adam Sandler movie?

    
    
    
    ^ The Waterboy
    
    
    What was the last song that came on the radio that you shamelessly enjoyed?
13. 2018-07-22 at 6:20 AM UTC in 💡Ask a question
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ^ The Waterboy
    
    
    What was the last song that came on the radio that you shamelessly enjoyed?
14. 2018-07-18 at 5:49 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    👋 💩
15. 2018-07-18 at 5:45 AM UTC in Later
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by HTS I'm actually kinda sad that Malice went out with such an ambiguous whimper, and not a bang. I mean… I don't actually know that he's dead. That bothers me. I'd rather at least know for sure. I don't even know whether to mourn. Fuck.

    
    Still badass if he did.
16. 2018-07-17 at 3:36 AM UTC in [b]Jilted!!![/b] Random Feelings & Emotions
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    *smokes a bowl, pops 2 etiz, and starts drinking captain morgan and arizona ice tea cocktail on ice with a straw*
17. 2018-07-17 at 12:17 AM UTC in Life would be incredibly amazing...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Or if it was like T.V. where somebody would just come up to you and offer to bang you.
18. 2018-07-16 at 10:38 PM UTC in If you could build a giant monument...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Rage comic faces carved on mountains, cliffs, etc. Idk
19. 2018-07-15 at 5:58 AM UTC in ATTENTION EVERYBODY: Fat girls will take anything to the hospital
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    What the fuck am I reading
20. 2018-07-14 at 7:25 AM UTC in Share drunk stories
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    We only had a few channels, Lol.