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  1. #21
    S6x African Astronaut
    I used to be able to speed slide down stairs in school. never rolled down a staircase before. but I hear it is the cause of many peoples deaths. be careful.

  2. #22
    S6x African Astronaut
    anyone ever hop from floor to floor over the rails of stairs.. so you jumped from one side clearing half the floor each time.. being able to rail hop down a 20 floor building in a fraction of the time it takes running down them. would of been great for parcore shit at WTC 1 and 2 (not a joke)
  3. #23
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    >2011
    >in hiki room with 40oz and 24oz steel reserves
    >so drink my vision moves on its own
    >crying to sigur ros movie and music videos
    >repeat every three days

    Good times
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  4. #24
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Hellobadkitty A long time ago I was out with some of my friends or so I thought and I drank quite a bit of liquor. We ended up going back to somebody's house and started smoking some weed. I took one hit and about five minutes later I felt very strange. I opened the front door and I stepped outside for a moment and that's the last thing I remember. Apparently I passed out and I fell down a flight of stairs. I woke up the next day in my house with bruising from the top of my head to my toes. I seriously can't believe that I'm alive the fall was pretty bad.

    You should've died.
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  5. #25
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    When I'd sit on the couch late at night drinking shitty alcohol and watch shows like TMZ, cheaters, 30 rock, Scrubs, futurama...
  6. #26
    S6x African Astronaut
    cheaters host is kind of a dick. yeah he's pulling info but he's gonna get someone killed one day losing their minds.. including him and his crew.
  7. #27
    Manonfire African Astronaut
    They still make new episodes for that show?
    Thought only rerunz
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  8. #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Item 9 When I'd sit on the couch late at night drinking shitty alcohol and watch shows like TMZ, cheaters, 30 rock, Scrubs, futurama…

    You meant drinking alcohol and watching shitty shows.
  9. #29
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ You meant drinking alcohol and watching shitty shows.

    Cept futurmana
  10. #30
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'll give you that. Only non shit show on your list there.
  11. #31
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    We only had a few channels, Lol.
  12. #32
    Hellobadkitty Houston [fasten my mousey hotspur]
    Originally posted by mmQ You should've died.

    I'm haunting you.
  13. #33
    Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ajax I was at a concert and I tried to piss into an empty beer bottle and it sprayed onto the chick in front of me and I jetted.

    Poor girl, lol
  14. #34
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Christmas in July........

  15. #35
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Ajax Probably. I should have called the next day.



    Correction...he should have called you the next day.

    Only polite.
  16. #36
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by EllariaSand Christmas in July……..


    Ohhh.. It was Santa who dented and set off my car alarm. fat bastard
  17. #37
    One time we fought some guy with a knife out of the apartment then put his head through the glass door in front then when the cops came I ran and passed out on the train tracks. When I woke up and went back to the apartment my buddy was on acid banging this girl who was the scourge of our existence.

    Another time I drank so much I became an alcoholic a couple times. I really don't know where I stand with alcohol, like whether or not I should just go back to being a bad ol drunk again
  18. #38
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by yum One time we fought some guy with a knife out of the apartment then put his head through the glass door in front then when the cops came I ran and passed out on the train tracks. When I woke up and went back to the apartment my buddy was on acid banging this girl who was the scourge of our existence.

    Another time I drank so much I became an alcoholic a couple times. I really don't know where I stand with alcohol, like whether or not I should just go back to being a bad ol drunk again

    cool story. sounds fake as fuck.. too many holes
  19. #39
    lantiqua87 Houston [my imperatively healing tajikistan]
    I GOT DRUNK AN FUKKED BY 6 NIGGAZ I GOT DRUNK FO FREE THO DATS ALL RALYY MATTERZ U FEEL ME
  20. #40
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by lantiqua87 I GOT DRUNK AN FUKKED BY 6 NIGGAZ I GOT DRUNK FO FREE THO DATS ALL RALYY MATTERZ U FEEL ME

    How long have you been a tranny and a troll.
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