Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-08-15 at 6:41 AM UTC in We are all dead and this is purgatory.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Enterita lol upload it, don't forget

   
   uploading
2. 2018-08-15 at 6:05 AM UTC in We are all dead and this is purgatory.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   It could be...but what happens we die in this reality? Anyways...
   
   That song came on the radio on my way gay ass work like 2 or 3 days ago, i just aint uploaded the video cause im lazy but i will
3. 2018-08-15 at 5:59 AM UTC in I'm spending 90% of my next paycheck on Nitrous.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   That shit is so fuckin awesome, its like God himself is giving you mouth to mouth. Still the best drug even though it lasts 20 seconds.
4. 2018-08-15 at 5:54 AM UTC in If you had 24 hours to live
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Watch as much TMZ as I can.
5. 2018-08-15 at 5:35 AM UTC in lol i didn't tip a guys drink
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   "shit happens" ??
6. 2018-08-15 at 5:02 AM UTC in If you could go back in time and live in any decade, what would it be?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   The 80's. I'd just check out my own town.
7. 2018-08-15 at 4:09 AM UTC in If I had a bigass yacht, I'd take it out tona small lake...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   ...where the only other boaters are pontoons and small fishing boats and shit, so my yacht would be the biggest, most flamboyant and tackyezt boat out there, and i'd put a loud ass motor on it too. Then drive it around the lake casting a shadow looking down at people like "sup"
   
   
8. 2018-08-15 at 4:05 AM UTC in Does 9/11 seem "weird" to you?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   *sound effect of homer going "wah!!!" *
9. 2018-08-15 at 4:03 AM UTC in Does 9/11 seem "weird" to you?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Wah!!!
10. 2018-08-15 at 3:38 AM UTC in Are you afraid to die?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Stop watering down my fluoride!

    
    *urinates in your flouride*
11. 2018-08-15 at 3:34 AM UTC in Does 9/11 seem "weird" to you?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Yeah the goverment did it blahdy blah, but all that aside, does 9/11 just seem... "surreal" to any of you? Its like... the twin towers were there that whole time, I never saw them with my own eyes, but niw they"re gone and I'll never see them...but I have seem them, a shitload of pictures and shit, I know em like the back of my hand.
12. 2018-08-15 at 3:26 AM UTC in Tommorow's my birthday (30) and hopefully my last.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Enterita
    
    Look at all these people who have "made it" by 30. What do they REALLY have, Actor?
    
    You have something more than any of those people. A friendship… with yours truly.
    
    

    
    At least I ain't gotta rot away alone... I love you 💩😍
13. 2018-08-14 at 9 PM UTC in Tommorow's my birthday (30) and hopefully my last.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    So, yeah... tommorow I crash into the iceberg and life instantly stops being a leisure and becomes a horror movie. Its all over now, theres no hope, I'm the epitomy of failure. I'm gonna rot in mom's basement until she dies or kicks me to the curb and then I get to die in the homeless shelter. I serioisly might just kill myself today.
14. 2018-08-14 at 3:48 AM UTC in Are you afraid to die?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Everytime I pass a large truck on the opposite side of the road at high speed with no barricade or anything to guard from getting into a head on
15. 2018-08-14 at 3:47 AM UTC in Deepest Darkest Fears.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    (accidentally bumped thread to snag a picture)
16. 2018-08-13 at 9:28 AM UTC in I forgot the password to my new account I was gonna switch too.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny Use fake email accounts and you won't be able to do account recovery. You know that when you did it so uhhh, live with it?

    
    you could do it... ur just gay :icon13:
17. 2018-08-13 at 9:09 AM UTC in I'm getting messed tonight and I have work tommorow...
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ... but not until 5 so I can sleep and my eyres will look normal by then. 👍
18. 2018-08-12 at 2:09 AM UTC in What is the most changed you have saved up?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    around $30 give or take.
19. 2018-08-12 at 12:57 AM UTC in I forgot the password to my new account I was gonna switch too.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    The Self Taught Shitfucker. The site logged me out and I cant log back in, cause i forgot the password and the email i put was bogus... help me plz?
20. 2018-07-26 at 3:16 PM UTC in Would you be offended by a streaker?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Like if its your wedding and and your saying your vows, and then, a streaker comes running through. Would you be offended or just laiugh, or not care? What situation would offend you if someone streaked at it?