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We are all dead and this is purgatory.

  1. 2018-08-15 at 6:02 AM UTC
    #1
    Enterita African Astronaut
    By "we" I mean everyone on this forum. We all died one way or another -- drugs, suicide, car crash. And now we spend eternity posting on this forum.

    Don't believe me? Try to get up off your computer. You can't.

    What's that? You're saying you just left the computer and returned? No you didn't. That was an installed fake memory meant to calm your anxieties about being here for all eternity.
  2. 2018-08-15 at 6:05 AM UTC
    #2
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    It could be...but what happens we die in this reality? Anyways...

    That song came on the radio on my way gay ass work like 2 or 3 days ago, i just aint uploaded the video cause im lazy but i will
  3. 2018-08-15 at 6:06 AM UTC
    #3
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Item 9 It could be…but what happens we die in this reality? Anyways…

    That song came on the radio on my way gay ass work like 2 or 3 days ago, i just aint uploaded the video cause im lazy but i will

    lol upload it, don't forget
  4. 2018-08-15 at 6:10 AM UTC
    #4
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Season after season for more than 20 years, totse and subsequent spin-offs ended each with more questions than when they started. The "everyone is jesus in purgatory" conclusion was unanimously loathed by critics, being described as "an unmitigated ass pull" and "worse than the holocaust", leaving an enraged viewership with nothing left to argue over except wether the site jumped the shark when Spectral led his survivors to the temple only to be promptly attacked by a pillar of black mod abuse, or if in fact the death knell come much earlier with the introduction of image embedding.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. 2018-08-15 at 6:41 AM UTC
    #5
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enterita lol upload it, don't forget

    uploading
  6. 2018-08-15 at 6:42 AM UTC
    #6
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Season after season for more than 20 years, totse and subsequent spin-offs ended each with more questions than when they started. The "everyone is jesus in purgatory" conclusion was unanimously loathed by critics, being described as "an unmitigated ass pull" and "worse than the holocaust", leaving an enraged viewership with nothing left to argue over except wether the site jumped the shark when Spectral led his survivors to the temple only to be promptly attacked by a pillar of black mod abuse, or if in fact the death knell come much earlier with the introduction of image embedding.

    -SpectraL was one of the best newer characters the writers came up with.
  7. 2018-08-15 at 7:20 AM UTC
    #7
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enterita lol upload it, don't forget

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHNf4I0tBr8&

    Wait a few minnutes for it to process for max reolution. Begin watchingh at 7:50
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  8. 2018-08-15 at 7:51 AM UTC
    #8
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Item 9 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHNf4I0tBr8&

    Wait a few minnutes for it to process for max reolution. Begin watchingh at 7:50

    lol it's so cute watching a totsean driving, following all the road rules and stuff like stopping at red lights. ^_^ We're just like normal people!

    lol literally laughed when the song came on.
  9. 2018-08-15 at 8:03 AM UTC
    #9
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    i turned up the volume when it came on
  10. 2018-08-15 at 8:04 AM UTC
    #10
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Item 9 i turned up the volume when it came on

    Haha yeah I saw. You just earned my FIRST THANKS ON THIS ACCOUNT.
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  11. 2018-08-15 at 8:05 AM UTC
    #11
    Rivotril Houston
    Originally posted by Enterita By "we" I mean everyone on this forum. We all died one way or another – drugs, suicide, car crash. And now we spend eternity posting on this forum.

    Don't believe me? Try to get up off your computer. You can't.

    What's that? You're saying you just left the computer and returned? No you didn't. That was an installed fake memory meant to calm your anxieties about being here for all eternity.
    I just came from bathroom
  12. 2018-08-15 at 8:06 AM UTC
    #12
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rivotril I just came from bathroom

    No you didn't. That was a false memory just implanted in your brain.
  13. 2018-08-15 at 8:09 AM UTC
    #13
    Rivotril Houston
    Originally posted by Enterita No you didn't. That was a false memory just implanted in your brain.
    No, I recorded it.
  14. 2018-08-15 at 8:10 AM UTC
    #14
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rivotril No, I recorded it.

    Every time you've watched that recording, that's a false memory.
  15. 2018-08-15 at 8:13 AM UTC
    #15
    Rivotril Houston
    Originally posted by Enterita Every time you've watched that recording, that's a false memory.
    Computers are too dumb to make a false memory for me.

    Oh shit.
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