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  1. Item 9 African Astronaut
    ...to think a girl much younger than you is "such a kewt little sweetie", to think about her like that but you don't have any thoughts about wanting to bang her?
  2. Item 9 African Astronaut
    ...why do you call yourself a nickel?
  3. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Proof = I'm not rich.
  4. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mikeyagain OP needs a digit in ass for creating that wall of text..

    🖕
  5. Item 9 African Astronaut
    It was total bullshit, all I did was get over into a left turning lane, at a normal pace not slow, and this douchebag behind me who had JUST switched lanes into the same lane as me, had to BARELY slow down for me to get over, sticks his hand out his window and gives me the finger because I "slowed him down"...even though I didn't and the piece of shit still totally made the light anyways.

    ...I had a brief fantasy about driving after him and pulling up beside him and honking my horn to get him to look over at me, pulling out a gun and shooting him in the lower face or neck and then driving off... but then after i got home and smoked some weed i forgot about it...
  6. Item 9 African Astronaut
    How do handle the fact that all embrios start out as female by default then change to male if its the other sperm or whatever?
  7. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Posting while drinking root beer at work :icon14:
  8. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Since you fuckasses had to make a nice innocent bc/hb comedy thread serious, I'm fuckin killing myself. It's the most logical thing to do, choosing not to is just choosing the slower more miserable and... shittier death.

    Now I gotta get back to work.
  9. Item 9 African Astronaut
    If I don't I'll gain a few pounds for sure. But that shits good af tho, I drink water with it to rinse out the flavor between sips, and I put a shitload of ice in there so its COLD. That's how you drink a fountain root beer.

    ...but that has to stop. I guess I'll replace it with a cigarette, or just nothing. Having to piss all the time is getting annoying too.
  10. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Thanks!, But I ain't gay, can you just suck my dick?
  11. Item 9 African Astronaut
    "why didn't he say something".

    What if they did...what would you do to have saved them. If they were like "I'm gonna end it all very soon... but if you suck my dick or bang me, I won't do it and keep living", probably slap/punch them in the face, they kill themselves, and you gotta live with that.

    On a related note, if any of you wanna save my life by sucking me off or banging me, shoot me a PM thanks :-).
  12. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Good, and I was planning on starting smoking too
  13. Item 9 African Astronaut
    I used to take some of my sister's green. She would never hide the bag/jar.

    Those were the days...
  14. Item 9 African Astronaut
    ...but when people see them they think it's just a person out walking miles from the nearest town or gas station and are like "that's weird"
  15. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Oh hail no.
  16. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Because nothing cool ever happens... its getting boring.
  17. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Write a story actro. Let me hear you type more than one sentence.

    This one time when I was a young child, I threw a stick out in the middle of the street, for some reason. Shortly later a car came by, ran over the stick causing it get stuck under the car, taking the stick away with it and I thought it was so fuckin hilarious. I completely forgot all about that for years and years until just now, thank you.
  18. Item 9 African Astronaut
    Stop farting around.
  19. Item 9 African Astronaut
    "brewery"
  20. Item 9 African Astronaut
    water
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