Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-09-24 at 9:30 PM UTC in "The pilot" should have became a running gag on seinfeld after that episode.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   It coulda been pretty funny, every once in a while have that pilot show up somewhere randomly and jerry stops what he's doing and tries to get away from wherever he is without having the pilot see him or something
2. 2018-09-24 at 9:07 PM UTC in Everything in my life has buttrfly effected to this moment...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   *farts*
3. 2018-09-24 at 8:03 PM UTC in Thread serious about the fact that you are not feeling great
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Ok, the gazebo in the vacant lot across from the nearest airport is the best way to reach the judge of character for you and your life.
4. 2018-09-24 at 4:49 PM UTC in Why are blowjobs cheaper than a pussy fuck?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Ask your mom
5. 2018-09-24 at 3:48 AM UTC in License plates that say "U.S. Government"
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   or an army recruiter.
6. 2018-09-24 at 2:48 AM UTC in License plates that say "U.S. Government"
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   That could be the FBI, CIA, or who knows
   
   They could just have normal plate.
7. 2018-09-24 at 1:33 AM UTC in weed
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   420
8. 2018-09-23 at 1:59 AM UTC in Words of encouragement
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Words of encouragement
9. 2018-09-23 at 12:54 AM UTC in Killing myself tonight
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Call the suicide hotline.
10. 2018-09-23 at 12:26 AM UTC in Fat Shaming
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    If I waned to, all I would have the balls to do is mail an annonymous mean letter.
11. 2018-09-23 at 12:22 AM UTC in Seven e-mail addresses walk into a bar
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    doesn't have one, stop asking.
12. 2018-09-23 at 12:19 AM UTC in bring back TSTM
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Now what'll I do if my mom finds my account? 😱
13. 2018-09-23 at 12:14 AM UTC in I'm live
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Hiw do you have 8,247 subscribers? not being rude 👌
14. 2018-09-22 at 11:45 PM UTC in Attn: HTS
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    I dunno, im not a biologist, but think the ovaries become testicles.
15. 2018-09-22 at 11:32 PM UTC in Attn: HTS
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Well, all embryos start out female, so technically, in a sense you already do have femaile genital parts, its your dick, testicles, etc... so your good, you don't really have to do anything.
16. 2018-09-22 at 11:07 PM UTC in New Forum Rule #2
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I always wanted to invent moving tattoos.

    
    Do acid/shrooms and look at someones tattoo.
17. 2018-09-22 at 10:56 PM UTC in The texas ranger lever from conan Obriens tonight show
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
18. 2018-09-22 at 9:53 PM UTC in Turning images off increased my forum experience drastically
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    nvm found it.
19. 2018-09-22 at 9:52 PM UTC in Turning images off increased my forum experience drastically
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    how?
20. 2018-09-22 at 9:15 PM UTC in feminism of the highest order
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Just tell those people to go read 1984, whether it has any relevence or not.