Posts by Item 9

1. 2018-11-18 at 6:39 AM UTC in Share one good quality about yourself.
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   humor
2. 2018-11-18 at 6:34 AM UTC in Do you guys pray?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I do, I pray any hugher whatever that can hear my prayers. One each day for protection and other times for other bullshit.
   
   I state my full name and date in the prayer...seems like it'd work better.
3. 2018-11-18 at 6:17 AM UTC in Have you ever thought too hard about your (living) parents, etc dying and start crying?
   

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   Even though they're still alive?
4. 2018-11-18 at 5 AM UTC in I wonder if any girl ever jacked off to me
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   doubt it...hell, ain't even jacked off to myself
5. 2018-11-18 at 3:25 AM UTC in Pissing in the tub while taking a bath
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   1. Grosser
   2. Don't have to
6. 2018-11-18 at 3:22 AM UTC in Pissing in the tub while taking a bath
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   I'm about to take a warm bath, I'm likely gonna have to take a piss when i'm in the tub, should I just piss in the tub? Fuck getting out the tub & all that when I can just piss there. it would only be like 0.0001% piss, so whatever...its just my own piss anyways.
   
   Yeah I think im gonna 💩
7. 2018-11-18 at 3:12 AM UTC in Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service is a pretty retarded username
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   why?
8. 2018-11-18 at 3:10 AM UTC in If you mixed semen with superglue...
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Would it be called SuperSemen?
9. 2018-11-18 at 2:45 AM UTC in What can I poison myself with to be a faggot to get some attention?
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Im just bored and wanna chill in a hospital room and watch tv and play some pocket pool, Whats something that will get me into the hospital but wont actually wreck my shit?
10. 2018-11-18 at 2:27 AM UTC in We welcome people from all walks of life.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    fuck it👍💩
11. 2018-11-18 at 2:12 AM UTC in Predict the Future
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Trump
12. 2018-11-18 at 2:07 AM UTC in Why do our dicks curve?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    So if I switch hands my dick will get straight?
13. 2018-11-18 at 1:58 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I took 170 mg of MDMA last night and had an awesome time. Now I know I shouldn't but I have 100 mg of MDA and I want to take it tonight and go back to the same club. I know it's gonna be shitty but i think I'm still going to do it.

    
    Any more than like 300mg makes me unable to piss
14. 2018-11-18 at 1:51 AM UTC in Why do our dicks curve?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    One time I was going to the refrigerator and the show Dr Oz was on and he was saying your dick curves towards whatever direction whichever one of your nuts hangs lower. But whats the reason for curved penises?
15. 2018-11-18 at 1:31 AM UTC in if your life sucks dick does that make you a cocksucker?
    

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16. 2018-11-18 at 1:21 AM UTC in Why can't North America (CANADA) afford
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Canada = America done right.
17. 2018-11-18 at 1:19 AM UTC in if your life sucks dick does that make you a cocksucker?
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    even if you don't suck weiner? are you a "cocksucker"?
18. 2018-11-18 at 1:15 AM UTC in I currently do not have an erection.
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist How’s it hanging? To the left or right?
    
    
    Getting ready to be washed in the shower.

    
    how big is your dick.
19. 2018-11-18 at 1:12 AM UTC in Narcos Mexico came out
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    just fyi
20. 2018-11-18 at 1:04 AM UTC in "or, if its election night, and your excited snd you wanna celebrate because some FUDGE PACKER that you date has been elected"
    

    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ...the first queer presudent of the united states, and hes going to have you come down to camp david, even then, don't knock"