Posts by WE SMOOTH

1. 2018-05-08 at 3:38 AM UTC in Diablo II
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Cooking with Zyklon B Occasionally I still log onto US WEST to perm my chars.
   I can proudly say I managed to finagle and balance a true blue hybrid poison AND bone Nec. After they patched marrowbug I went pure poison. Hell I even had a meleemancer that hit over 31k AR, max dr, max block and was able to out-melee traditional melee chars like barbs, zealers, and druids.

   
   I would smite the shit out of you. I'd lay traps all around you then mind blast youm
2. 2018-05-08 at 3:25 AM UTC in Post your shower routine
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by NARCassist was gonna post a pulp fiction hosepipe gif but the duck couldn't find one. there were some really fucked up results that he did find tho, lol.
   
   
   
   now that's my kinda shower routine.
   
   
   
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   Lmao.. you outta there.. i laughed for 2 minutes straight
3. 2018-05-08 at 3:22 AM UTC in Post your shower routine
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by gumbo Does anybody else squeegee themselves dry(er) before using a towel? I find it helps significantly. I hate using wet towels to try and dry myself.

   
   This, I agree with you on. You'd do good in jail.
4. 2018-05-08 at 3:17 AM UTC in La Croix is the greatest fizzy drink
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Haha millenials love seltzer!
   
   I do too.. we seen all the old people.. they look horrible. We are tryin to drink better shit.
5. 2018-05-08 at 2:51 AM UTC in whats your tats?
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I want a chick with face tats and some money and I wanna die with her at age 37 when she's fat as hell in a domestic dispute.
6. 2018-05-08 at 2:35 AM UTC in OG Tosteans... come here... I want to meet you!
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by  Then there were the times Silverfuck and Lanny got exposed for being males who had been pretending to be females for YEARS. Epic!

   
   That shit WAS weird Lanny. What was up with that?
7. 2018-05-08 at 2:35 AM UTC in OG Tosteans... come here... I want to meet you!
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Feds in town. Mama!
8. 2018-05-08 at 2:33 AM UTC in Got a pretty good deal on btc yesterday
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   God damn you broke as hell & wasting money like it's nothing.
9. 2018-05-08 at 2:32 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Very good.
10. 2018-05-08 at 2:29 AM UTC in Mixing Benzos and Drink/benzo-blackout
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny Sometimes I'll mix a little etiz into a drink, it's a nice sleep aid. I guess I'm lucky, I've never really had the severely lowered inhibitions thing on benzos. Like I'll get a little giggly or stuck in a couch or whatever but my ability to move my limbs and stay away goes well before I decide to do anything too stupid.

    
    Have you ever taken a bag of 80 1mg kpins and ate em like Skittles over a week?
    
    That shit be affecting your behavior.
11. 2018-05-08 at 2:28 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    T PAIN!
12. 2018-05-08 at 1:20 AM UTC in What happened to Crazy Mike?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by hydromorphone I talked to him for a while back in the day. Honestly I think if he did overdose it was prob a combo of tea and heroin/opioid pills. He dabbled with them sometimes.
    
    Wish we knew. I really liked him. He was a good dude to me here on the forum. He gave me a lot of advice. Fingers crossed he's off doing great..dead or alive.

    
    i I I be so high so so fly
13. 2018-05-07 at 2:28 AM UTC in What a Rough Morning...
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Mal post a link to buy your fake piss.
14. 2018-05-07 at 2:27 AM UTC in Herbal extraction
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Hmmmm. Post tech
15. 2018-05-07 at 2:26 AM UTC in Mixing Benzos and Drink/benzo-blackout
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sophie K-pins make me the weirdest if i take enough. I'll just start doing random shit and act really strange and start texting all the people in my contacts with gibberish. When people tell me later: WTF Soph? I'll say: Huh? And they'll show me my texts and i'm like: Yeah…….. About that.

    
    Hell yeah man.
16. 2018-05-07 at 12:12 AM UTC in Update Bill Krozby's usertitle
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Juicebox Everybody has raped by 2018 standards

    
    On some real shit, nigga
    
    If I was famous I'd be in hiding rn
17. 2018-05-07 at 12:04 AM UTC in What material things would you buy if you were rich?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    A bunch of nice clothes & a vasectomy & spend the rest of my days no condoming strippers across the US.
18. 2018-05-07 at 12:01 AM UTC in Cutting people out of your life forever because you're in a bad mood
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I think it's part of the human experience breh
19. 2018-05-07 at 12 AM UTC in Adverse Childhood Experiences
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I got a 6 but if I'm being real I scored a 5
20. 2018-05-06 at 11:58 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grimace The sound of niggers on a basketball court, SCREECHING their sneakers and the retarded drunken chants of the fans. Jesus Christ.

    
    Grimace was courtside at the Hawks game.