Posts by WE SMOOTH

1. 2018-05-14 at 1:17 AM UTC in So §m£ÂgØL is hanging out with Kreepyk and Litemex..,
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I'm jealous except that litebean would be there. I'm still tryin to steal that.
2. 2018-05-14 at 1:15 AM UTC in Life just kicked me in the balls.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel Do meth in the living room and get a bunch of hookers.

   
   Another amateur suggestion. On the comedown you will feel worse than you ever have before.
3. 2018-05-14 at 1:13 AM UTC in Life just kicked me in the balls.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sophie Just go and show her the e-mail and demand an explanation. If the explanation is satisfactory you move on, if not, you strangle a bitch.

   
   Strangling a bitch, contrary to popular opinion, is actually the easiest way to end up guilted into staying with a bitch that has a personality that made you angry enough to actually strangle her! It's not empowering, nigga. The best thing to really do is take your L and walk away. Live good.
4. 2018-05-14 at 1:09 AM UTC in Life just kicked me in the balls.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by AngryOnion I've been with her for 33 years FUCK.

   
   Nigga, that sucks!
5. 2018-05-14 at 1:08 AM UTC in Life just kicked me in the balls.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by AngryOnion So I was fooling with my wife's old phone today,I was going to use it as a skype web cam thing.
   I saw a page on what to do with old cell phones security cams and shit so I'm fumbling through the setting and shit and I find like 52 e-mails saved from a guy she works with.
   The first and only one I read he's say he want to lick her till she cumes.
   So I confront her with it and she say's"oh were just friend's"
   I confront her and ask if she has a thing going on and she's like no so I'm like how about when she got the E-mail? it was from 2014.
   Shes like no.
   WTF?
   I guess it is time to liquidate all assets and move far away.
   Stupid woman thinks I'm an idiot.

   
   LMAO you been singin your wifes praises and shit on here.
   
   But seriously that sucks man.
   
   I kinda myself wonder if it's worth putting myself in that position again of being able to have a woman out there in the streets making my name look bad.
6. 2018-05-13 at 4:08 PM UTC in So §m£ÂgØL is hanging out with Kreepyk and Litemex..,
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grimace This wasn't announced. As far as I know, it might be a SECRET MEETING. I don't read the retarded thread, so this may very well have already been announced. Kreepyk sent me a picture of §m£ÂgØL and her passing over a log, looked like it might be over water. Litemex was clearly the photographer. What are you guys doing? Hi.

   
   How is this gonna end up with Litemex's cock jammed up §m£ÂgØL's ass?
7. 2018-05-12 at 8:03 PM UTC in The Retard Rodeo
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   How did you get into this situation
8. 2018-05-12 at 6:42 PM UTC in I'm going to show you 3 pictures of myself and I'd like you to rate how ugly I am on a scale of UGLY - MAJOR UGLY from 1-10
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   Mawl
9. 2018-05-12 at 5:24 PM UTC in Is Jill Valentine good looking?
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   More pics = more attention
10. 2018-05-12 at 3:07 PM UTC in AhngryOhnion
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Disco, white guy, afro
11. 2018-05-11 at 4:22 AM UTC in I'm going to show you 3 pictures of myself and I'd like you to rate how ugly I am on a scale of UGLY - MAJOR UGLY from 1-10
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala Dis me on a good day
    
    
    
    Dis me on a bad day
    
    

    
    I will stroke that old pussy down!
12. 2018-05-11 at 3:01 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Daily I farted while looking at this picture and now I'm conditioned to believe that girls who look like this smell like poo
    
    Wat do

    
    Dude me too wtf
13. 2018-05-10 at 1:19 PM UTC in They got a beer for that
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I read this whole thing now Im gonna be late for work.
14. 2018-05-10 at 1:14 PM UTC in Is Boss_bebe74 hot?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Median age 43
15. 2018-05-10 at 12:21 PM UTC in Diablo II
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Cooking with Zyklon B If you brought a smiter, I'd drop the fools dagger fer a dweb and just use nova considering smite technically isn't melee in d2. In a gm match-up my psn necs owned most smiters. Even my full trangs. You have no idea how satisfying it is to tank and kite decked out (45 lifers etc) smiters with a full set char. Before I respec'd from nova to hybrid my main Nec could kill some bvcs with spirits that literally did 1,337 dmg.
    
    And as far as vs trapper… it'd just be a waste of my time to try and duel one of the most common cookie cutter chars with an off the wall/out of the box char like a meleemancer.

    
    Bruh theres no way a full Trangs nec would beat me.
16. 2018-05-10 at 12:06 PM UTC in were smoking out the date hoteliers
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala What the FUCK ACP?

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by mmQ Well we like you anyway. I've actually been PMing a lot of THE BOYS and we all think you're such a great edition!

    
    Mmq is gonna draw *first pussy* I know it.
17. 2018-05-10 at 4:35 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Red polish sucks.
18. 2018-05-10 at 4:28 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Do it better. You can't.

    
    Don't ever be self conscious dad.
    
    I was hahing about the very end when you realize you missed your chance to get it right
19. 2018-05-10 at 4:26 AM UTC in Are mental disorders real?
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    I think the symptoms are real but any categorization into distinct disorders will probably always be imperfect at best if not total BS.
20. 2018-05-10 at 4:24 AM UTC in Are mental disorders real?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Xlite I'd be more interested in knowing how many behaviour altering "diseases" are caused by things such as viral, fungi, parasites, prions, and potentially nano-virus and bio-weapons that we could in theory already be influenced by.

    
    This is sum smart nigga shit. Also literally being dropped as a baby and shit like that.
    
    Lmao.