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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut


    just been laying in bed raw dogging to nice music like this then holding hands. when she was younger she liked a bad boy now she’s into a hybrid model
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    so this fake quarantine has got me building a relationship w a woman 9 yrs my senior. she doesn’t look old i swear! but i really like what the extra years have done to her personality. it feels natural with her. do i dare say it feels like i’m taken care of? and the sex is good.

    yeah long term it might not be ideal but you never get _everything_ you want.. going with the flow.

    i also fucked some random 23 year old girl on her period last week and it stank up the room.
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    casper we were supposed to trap together. smh.
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut


    this song makes me picture CASPER rapping in a trap house surrounded by mexicans
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo CASPER You can say your brain doesn't work but I see it working. I HAVE BEEN FEELING LIKE A PALE SHADE OF MYSELF FOR A FUCKING DECADE. I've literally been making threads about that since zoklet and have only been getting worse. I can tell your brain still fires. Methadone will turn the toughest brain to mush and I can tell you still have an edge to it. I've been doing opiates and many other substances (being briefly addicted to all major drugs and drug groups besides meth although have cocaine and methylphenidate as substitutes) for 17 years (over half my life) and come from a long line of depressed alcoholics. Although my brain is mush and I'm horribly addicted to pills, I'm somehow making more money legally than I have in a long time (or really…ever) and do not feel I am at a risk for returning to prison. Beyond however your brain feels YOU HAVE A LOT TO OFFER THE WORLD AND THE WORLD HAS A LOT TO OFFER YOU IF YOU OPEN YOURSELF TO IT

    Bro, I can't pretend to know your situation fully, or even 2% of it, but I do know as an objective observer that your fucking life has meaning and not only to you. You might feel meaningless and worthless but I assure you you are not. You have a story (lots actually) to tell and there will be a resolution and a denouement and a hero and an afterward and maybe a fucking sequel or two. You have a lot to give and offer. The first part sucked but you have to learn some lessons along the way in order to create something lasting. You're just beginning to live man, even if it doesn't feel like it and instead feels like you're sleepwalking yourself to death. It's going to get better if you let it.

    I think you need intimacy too. You've got an awesome soul that needs a companion.I think if you find this, or at least a moment or two where you feel a combination that makes sense and you feel less alone, you will feel like you belong a lot more. You deserve a lot man, God knows you do and you're going to get it when the time is right. Fucking watch it happen

  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I forgot I would probably pick up 2 three cheese sausages at some point.
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    we wanna see chell!
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Back on Zoklet I would wake up at 1:30 PM on a Tuesday or something and my mom would be at work and I would decide to have a hood day.

    I would get two tall cans of something, a $9 sack of the worst reggie of all time, and maybe a $10 rock. and have a hood day by myself listening to the worst quality Gucci Mane on youtube with so many DJ tags and maybe take a nap. Basically what Actor still does to this day with classic rock.
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I’m in an old coupe this shit so fast.
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby This girl I've been speaking too lately lives in marble falls and she's actually kind of pretty, definitely a slut though, but I spoke to her on the phone earlier and she said she will come spend the night with me this weekend, and she's down for sleeping over as long as I don't hurt her, she asked for a picture of my dick and I sent one. It's quite the quandary really.. I'm super horny and usually I don't have a problem having girls coming to my place but lately with this virus a lot of girls have fronted but I think she is legit. She sent me a bunch of pictures after I sent my dick picture of her pussy and ass and said she's fine with me doing whatever I want If I treat her well.

    It sucks in away because I hate pandering to women, especially ones I dont know but I kinda need this.. I already told her I'm going to fuck her so hard she's going to have to put me in an album because she will feel me forever.


    Play with me and I’ll have young mexicans at your front door.
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Saaalstice (Giuseppe Fargo) said Larabars suck and i thought he was just hating but no. they do SUCK except the cookie dough which really tastes like black cherries. i got some nasty ass apple pie ones. GROSS.
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I made more than that today and I didn't even use a gift card

    Pure unadulterated 🧢
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    that paige catfish from datehookup. i’d jizz on her gap for sure.
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Dipped his small dick in rose gold
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    FARGO 😂😂😂
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    this song was huge in my bath salt days
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    It hit with a paycheck at the same time and i was pleased
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    might be getting my first quarantine pussy today. hope I can get a boner after jackin off for days full of that shit. going to go cop a viagra from my old ass coworker if it’s in the cards.
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    i should be learning a skill or something but i’m just waiting to see if the world is really going to shit or not i guess.
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    using covid-19 as an opportunity to go on small binges.

    whatchu know about being on a conference call with a muted pov blowjob video at 67% speed playing on your personal laptop off to the side? whatchu know about eating nothing but larabars for 3 days?

    okay i’m done after this lol
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