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2020-06-18 at 9:58 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionBought a kpin script and since then have been buying a ton of new shit.
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2020-06-15 at 10:16 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI was on that time.
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2020-06-14 at 8:48 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editioni “relapsed” on the shit i’m known for, for a quick vacation from a wack headspace caused personal relationship drama that seems to follow me a lot. it was festering and i knew it was the wrong choice but also somehow felt it might help. still tbd on that.
i know i’m partially to blame in a lot of interpersonal relationship issues but it’s interesting that there’s also other shit that i do that causes issues unbeknownst to me. like the people in my life whose annoying quirks i get tired of. i like to think i’m especially perceptive of times where i’m being sneak dissed or other times people are not showing reciprocity like i feel they should and i can get as brash as a 300 lb female medical coder/biller about my respect now that i’ve been loving myself and it’s OK to not take any shit but that’s just my opinion, man and maybe i should put away the microscope but i can’t.. yeah i’m roasting some good exotic weed over here..
i just wanted to get my mind to go blank and here at 4 AM it is quite blank though clearly i’m still up a lil bit like a bartender in new orleans. -
2020-06-10 at 8:08 PM UTC in weeeeeeeel pig fuckers, I'm going swimming todayits 2020 doug. there’s been plenty of time to hold a job for more than a month or accomplish the slightest bit of anything but you haven’t.
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2020-06-10 at 8:06 PM UTC in weeeeeeeel pig fuckers, I'm going swimming today
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2020-06-09 at 1:57 PM UTC in How do you know you are gay unless you try?One time on two tabs of acid (which i now think was some RC) i theorized that the whole world was doing its best to try to turn me gay but i can’t let it
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2020-06-09 at 1:55 PM UTC in really can’t fuck a bitch like i used towhy did i not mention that i been buying viagra from this old dude to really destroy the pussy but he’s always out
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2020-06-09 at 1:54 PM UTC in really can’t fuck a bitch like i used to
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2020-06-09 at 1:51 PM UTC in really can’t fuck a bitch like i used to
Originally posted by Sudo I feel Ive given way too good dick to low quality bitches and given low quality dick to quality bitches. Its inverse
wow this is so real. i had a mermaid in the bed the other day rawing her down but i had to maintain the perfect buzz all day to pull that off and my head was pounding while i gave her these weak ass strokes and she said it was good & gave me gifts in the AM but she kept making excuses when i wanted to see her again.
then the other other day this random chubby Salvadorean chick just got the wrath of God while on her period just cause she was available at the time and my body chemistry was feeling good that day.
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2020-06-09 at 1:48 PM UTC in what type of one are you?you’re in the initial stages of “talking” to someone. they air/ghost/curve/go dry on you.
do you:
a. act unbothered and let it be
b. try to turn up the heat/throw a hail mary
c. remove/unfollow them and keep it moving
d. wait 5 months to ask “why’d you ghost me?” at 6 AM while you sit in your room alone thinking about life
i’m still trying to decide which approach i like best. i mix it up generally - i think A is how i want to conduct myself but sometimes it bothers my ego to keep having to see a girl who rejected you indirectly posting thirst traps etc. so i go with C a lot.
D i’ve had done to me when i ghosted a bitch and i appreciated it i guess. i made up a lie obviously, it was because of her ugly ass toes. D is how i would act if the average person was worth opening up to.
in before the zoklet playas who never have this happen to them. -
2020-06-08 at 2:32 PM UTC in weeeeeeeel pig fuckers, I'm going swimming todayit’s so funny watching bill Bill Krozbyby try to describe himself handling adult scenarios his parents obviously still take care of.
I had a bad accident a little over year ago and I just haven't driven to save money from insurance and want to save up for a better vehicle.
this sentence makes no sense but as always he’s just hoping the neets of this site don’t know any better. he’s been doing this for a whole decade! -
2020-06-08 at 10:28 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-06-08 at 10:13 AM UTC in Who/What are you fuckin at the moment?a couple virgo thotties 12 yrs apart in age. and a third broke virgo lady playing the bench thats down to eat the dick at 4 AM anytime.
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2020-06-08 at 10:09 AM UTC in Amazon announces groundbreaking largest-ever fulfillment centeri wonder if a majority of people will actively boo shit like this in my lifetime
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2020-06-08 at 10:08 AM UTC in so the black lives matter thing caught wind, here's what is going to happen next
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2020-06-08 at 9:44 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-06-08 at 9:40 AM UTC in really can’t fuck a bitch like i used toi am almost 30. I have no time to be jackhammering the pussy endlessly for hours. girl, fall into a comfortable slow stroke with me or suffer the consequences. don’t demand that i pound that pussy then say don’t stop when i’m both out of breath and about to cum.. that aint what that is!
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2020-06-03 at 3:31 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editioni’ll only go loot for a designer belt. that’s all i want
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2020-06-02 at 11:22 PM UTC in living alone kicks as
Originally posted by Firekrochfatty No checking in. 7 day fishing, to 7 month journeys, no questions, no worries.
No honey-do stuff.
What ever I wanna see i can see, from trips to movies.
If i wanna look up at the sky or the mountains for a few hours on MY day off, I fucking can without, "shouldn't you be doing this, or that?" echoing through your brain…
it takes time being single to appreciate this. also it takes pussy. lots of pussy. or at least a steady flow. -
2020-06-02 at 11:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH i’m too drunk to read back but OMG covid 19 is wild. i took shrooms the other night and after the peak i started reading articles about it then my vision literally went black like i was dying lol that had me shook.
I’m going to be travelling next week for work lol hope i don’t spread shit around or get it spread to me.
this was 9 weeks ago and i was in the ATL sanitizing after touching every single surface now im touching shit with no abandon and going straight to my face with it and more worried about a race war/dictatorship scenario than fake ass covid.
i never would have guessed in a million years.