Post your shower routine

1. 2018-05-01 at 10:43 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   
   
   
   
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2. 2018-05-01 at 10:49 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Narc is a super model that pays $200 for pee pee
3. 2018-05-01 at 11 PM UTC

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   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
   Narc is like 50 but lives for 20-something escorts and chatting up uni-students.
4. 2018-05-01 at 11:03 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   fuck off i'm not 50
   
   
   
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5. 2018-05-01 at 11:10 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   No offense, dude, but I think you've been addicted to heroin since before I was conceived.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2018-05-01 at 11:12 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Zanick No offense, dude, but I think you've been addicted to heroin since before I was conceived.

   
   unlikely.
   
   
   
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7. 2018-05-01 at 11:16 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So an old guy on parole that does heroin turned down my pee? Fml
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • NARCassist
8. 2018-05-01 at 11:18 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   I just install a new shower head the other day and it friggin rocks.
   https://www.amazon.com/YOO-MEE-Pressure-Handheld-Multi-functions-Accessories/dp/B015MMA1Q8/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1525216859&sr=8-3&keywords=yoo.mee+shower+head
   Its got a hose on it so you can really get in the nooks and cranies.
9. 2018-05-08 at 3:22 AM UTC

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   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by gumbo Does anybody else squeegee themselves dry(er) before using a towel? I find it helps significantly. I hate using wet towels to try and dry myself.

   
   This, I agree with you on. You'd do good in jail.
10. 2018-05-08 at 3:25 AM UTC

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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by NARCassist was gonna post a pulp fiction hosepipe gif but the duck couldn't find one. there were some really fucked up results that he did find tho, lol.
    
    
    
    now that's my kinda shower routine.
    
    
    
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    Lmao.. you outta there.. i laughed for 2 minutes straight