Posts by WE SMOOTH

1. 2018-05-10 at 2:20 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ https://vocaroo.com/i/s1OdEfyNzy9g
   
   something like that

   
   Hah!
2. 2018-05-10 at 1:01 AM UTC in *First pussy*
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Ugh. Next
3. 2018-05-10 at 12:58 AM UTC in *First pussy*
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala **/*/*******

   
   Height/Weight/income?
4. 2018-05-10 at 12:29 AM UTC in *First pussy*
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Asl
5. 2018-05-10 at 12:27 AM UTC in *First pussy*
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala Well we imagine most of you look like this
   
   
   
   So take the white trash pussy or leave it

   
   Ummm. I'm trying to take it. I'm weed smoker what's your real name?
6. 2018-05-09 at 12:27 PM UTC in *First pussy*
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Even though the Datehotel new women be lookin like:
   
   
   
   I'd like to draw first pussy
7. 2018-05-09 at 12:24 PM UTC in Is eating a 300mg edible a lot?
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Are you laying in an alley with a Chinese menu in your hands yet?

   
   Lol
8. 2018-05-09 at 4:10 AM UTC in Swinging (and my first experience swinging)
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Mernard Banning They do it on certain nights at many clubs in the UK. The other week when I went in Stoke for a brithday bash on the Saturday I wa slucky enough to be asked along by someone I met on a Friday I went a previous time. They also limit number of single blokes at most places and you have to call up first and let them know you plan on going.
   
   The one 5 mins from me lets single blokes in all the time.
   
   
   Are you on fab as well?

   
   It would be all dudes dude
9. 2018-05-09 at 4:03 AM UTC in Be together the with the love of your life, or have $1 Billion?
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   But I would still choose the million, nigga! You could still find the 2nd best love of your life.
10. 2018-05-09 at 4:02 AM UTC in Be together the with the love of your life, or have $1 Billion?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Obviously the one billion, you should have asked 1 million. That I'd actually need to think about
11. 2018-05-09 at 2:09 AM UTC in whats your tats?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel i got a rat tat
    
    

    
    
    I heard they speaking on my name
    You better stay up in your lane
    They do whatever for the fame
    You know I'll never change
    I paid attention how you changed
    I'm never exposin' my pain
    I'm head first 'bout my game
    I swear all we know is pain
12. 2018-05-08 at 1:13 PM UTC in Does it even matter if we dump trash?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I don't think it really matters tbh, I just don't like how littering feels.
13. 2018-05-08 at 1:10 PM UTC in Mixing Benzos and Drink/benzo-blackout
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra the best stories came from phenazepam when it was popular

    
    Ohhh yeah!!
14. 2018-05-08 at 1:09 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Acting as if I'm in a ghetto fairytale with weed, and spinach in the morning.
15. 2018-05-08 at 1:08 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah it gets all miserable and weepy after a while. Def didn't like the last seasons as much with dad-JD. But watching scrubs late at night, I used to have vivid heroin dreams about Elliot……mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    
    Elliot had them lickable teeth.
16. 2018-05-08 at 12:14 PM UTC in Why can't I just win a shitload of money?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Item 9 I just think that sentence/statement is funny and also Inactually feel that way too, its an occasion passing though a get semi often.

    
    God is just waiting for you to buy the right ticket.
17. 2018-05-08 at 12:12 PM UTC in KING OF NIS 330AM DINNER SNACK
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Nis watchman blog number 7
18. 2018-05-08 at 12:07 PM UTC in La Croix is the greatest fizzy drink
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    The other day I looked around at work and EVERYBODY was drinking some kind of seltzer. Bubly, LaCroix, store brand, Perrier, Dasani Sparkling.. AH MANN!
19. 2018-05-08 at 3:39 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by  Fill a tub with steaming hot water, as hot as possible, then soak in it for an hour.

    
    Record yourself saying that on Vocaroo.com
20. 2018-05-08 at 3:38 AM UTC in Diablo II
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    We smooth and easy to get along with and I will be there at least you have a good day and I will be there at least you have a good day and I will be there at least you have a good day and I will be there at least.